I am being driven mad by people who can't spell

[Middle Finger]

Shut the fuck up and go cook a casserole, Sally. You're one of the last people on EARTH to attempt a valid contribution toward a serious discussion on spelling.

Well that was a slap in the face. Your correctly spelled words have cut me to the quick.

I'm not shocked. Words are powerful you skanky Farah whore.

[QueenBee]

Hey..MF, where the bloody hell have you been?

[Lady Cop]

i emailed a newspaper yesterday who captioned a barber pole as a poll. assholes.

and CBS who got an author's name completely wrong. and an editorial who said grizzly instead of grisly.

what is wrong with "professionals?" did they get past third grade?
it just plain pisses me off. and disgusts me.

STUPID!

[Middle Finger]

Hey..MF, where the bloody hell have you been?

I've been busy trying my best to follow in the footsteps of Jesus. I've been notifying everyone that if they don't love and worship me, there will be a price to pay in the form of long-term, severe punishment. Some call this coerced love but I see it as their opportunity to thank me over and over. I tell people if they don't devote their entire life to believing me they will suffer immeasurably. Then I lovingly remind them it's their choice and free will to decide. No pressure.

[Maggot]

Still doing your own laundry I see.

[sally]

Shut the fuck up and go cook a casserole, Sally. You're one of the last people on EARTH to attempt a valid contribution toward a serious discussion on spelling.

Well that was a slap in the face. Your correctly spelled words have cut me to the quick.

Words are powerful you skanky Farah whore.

They're about as powerful as your Rogaine shampoo, you hair plugin jackass.

[Middle Finger]

Shut the fuck up and go cook a casserole, Sally. You're one of the last people on EARTH to attempt a valid contribution toward a serious discussion on spelling.

Well that was a slap in the face. Your correctly spelled words have cut me to the quick.

Words are powerful you skanky Farah whore.

They're about as powerful as your Rogaine shampoo, you hair plugin jackass.

Plugging up your hairy skank-pit with a shampoo bottle would be an act of kindness your half-interested husband would thank me for endlessly, you wrinkling, 80 proof fuck.

[sally]

Shut the fuck up and go cook a casserole, Sally. You're one of the last people on EARTH to attempt a valid contribution toward a serious discussion on spelling.

Well that was a slap in the face. Your correctly spelled words have cut me to the quick.

Words are powerful you skanky Farah whore.

They're about as powerful as your Rogaine shampoo, you hair plugin jackass.

Plugging up your hairy skank-pit with a shampoo bottle would be an act of kindness your half-interested husband would thank me for endlessly, you wrinkling, 80 proof fuck.

I don't have wrinkles, you son of a bitch! My skin is smooth and free from irregularities, roughness, or projections ... unlike your eyesore of an ass that your poor wife has to look at every morning.

[Maggot]

My wife has the goddamdest smoothest skin! Like cream in coffee, like velvety cheese. I on the other hand have been known to leave scrapes on concrete when swimming naked in a public pool. Not that I mind but in my mind it's a great combination. Cream in coffee that is unless its black.

[Lady Cop]

NOW I AM REALLY MAD.
journalists? reporters? give me a break! i'll take your fucking job!

Duchess is DUTCHESS??

plural words DO NOT have an apostrophe...it's not eye's, it's eyes!
or turnips. or assholes. or numbnuts. no fucking apostrophe!

one adult female is a womAn, not a womEn! womEn is more than one!

but this was the last straw:
i am reading a report online by a so-called journalist who says
"the Henry Vlll murders, the princess in the tower!!" i nearly fell over. check your facts and history, unless you assume all your readers are imbeciles! it was 2 princes murdered in the tower in the reign of Richard lll. not Henry Vlll. believe me, i wrote to that reporter's stupid ass too. jesus christ!

RANT * RANT* RANT* SPITTING NAILS!

thankyou. i feel better now.

The Two Princes Edward and Richard in the Tower, 1483

[Misguided]

I better stay the hell out of this conversation!Thats mostly all you nit picking assholes have to say to me is that I cant speak and spell worth a shit.
Actually I enjoy the fact it bugs the hell out of some when I use slang speak.Hope you lose sleep over it too.

[Lady Cop]

i never picked on you!
i'm disgusted with so-called professional writers who get paid to spell like morons. and don't have the faintest clue about the "facts" they cite.

[Duchess]

When I see people misspell consistently it makes me want to put the verbal beatdown on 'em. It does & even if I don't say anything, you can bet your ass I'm thinking you're a dumb fuck.

^^^^ That's just a general statement...unless it applies to you.

[Lady Cop]

it's bad enough when they don't know the difference between their, there and they're, or lose and loose...but i just saw a grown woman on another site write 'no' for 'know'. i am not kidding! holy shit.

[username]

Not that I mind but in my mind it's a great combination.

Apparently, in the throes of passion, you've never had your face partially scraped off by a man's beard stubble. That shit might as well be sandpaper.

[Maggot]

Not that I mind but in my mind it's a great combination.

Apparently, in the throes of passion, you've never had your face partially scraped off by a man's beard stubble. That shit might as well be sandpaper.

Yes, I have never been in jail. But I can be rough or gentle depending on the ambient light............That is the difference between a streetlight and a candle I guess and thats as far as I will go with this conversation.

[QueenBee]

:O

[Duchess]

You're pushing your luck.

[QueenBee]

[melrose]

[b]i emailed a newspaper yesterday who captioned a barber pole as a poll. assholes.

Haha, I love this one. Since I share your rage at spelling mistakes and misplaced apostrophes, I'll pass this on as well: Coping mechanisms