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"the Revs": "Spiritual Counseling Network"
I know this ass hat. He had some kind of news site on facebook. He attacked me because I did not like Obama and told me that I was not a democrat because I did not think the way he and his sheeple did. He did have the balls to say that he wanted to meet for dinenr because he was sure we had things in common. I never met with him because I think he's a total fucktard. So, now we see that he has branched off into a field with no degree. I just hope he has enough malpractice insurance to cover him since he has no idea what he is doing. He is not a minister. I think it is pretty easy to become a minister online. All you do is pay a fee. He is a scam artist and a joke.
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yes SD, when you have time, read all of this thread, they pretty well have been outed. in many ways. and the AG, among others, are paying attention. a lot of credit for their exposure belongs to Cuddles' site (link is in her profile) and others here.

















































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(10-23-2010, 10:30 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:


diploma below courtesy of Cuddles' blog:
be a doctor of divinity, only $32.99! yeehaw!



and for hours of hilarious entertainment, read this shit:

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you can buy crap too, like your very own annointing oil!
{i say get some extra virgin olive oil at your supermarket and pray over it.} 30
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Wow, had I known this, I wouldn't have paid all I did to get my Masters of Christian Counseling degree; I would have gone this route and done it in a day and very cheaply.
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(12-03-2010, 03:54 PM)southerndrawal72 Wrote: Wow, had I known this, I wouldn't have paid all I did to get my Masters of Christian Counseling degree; I would have gone this route and done it in a day and very cheaply.

It was my understanding that the revs continue their spiritual training at the SEMENary.

Class ranking/position - Bottom.
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(12-03-2010, 04:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: It was my understanding that the revs continue their spiritual training at the SEMENary.

Class ranking/position - Bottom.

Lard, you are HORRIBLE Tiki!



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I think with Timothy, the MCC means Master Christian Counseling. In fact, if he had one, he would know that it is MACC...Master of Arts In Christian Counseling. Like the one I have. I'd go up against his counseling any day.
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(12-03-2010, 05:02 PM)southerndrawal72 Wrote: I think with Timothy, the MCC means Master Christian Counseling.

In suppose in his mind, sex site solicitor Tiny Tim-Tim, believes this. If it was truly a degree from an accredited institution, rev "Bottom Boy" would include this in his "church" and "counseling network" bio.

I'm going with Mediocre Common Criminal.

Actually, I really don't think Tiny Tim-Tim is too bright.

The Mediocre is Honorary.
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Why didn't you folks in Hickory let me know that the revs had a marquee for their "church" the REFUSE?


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Locals assisting the AG search for the revs' Zarha Fund and Raffle monies.

Izzat Tiny Tim-Tim or Brandee?

I wonder if it smells like Jason's Deli?

       
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(12-03-2010, 04:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(12-03-2010, 03:54 PM)southerndrawal72 Wrote: Wow, had I known this, I wouldn't have paid all I did to get my Masters of Christian Counseling degree; I would have gone this route and done it in a day and very cheaply.

It was my understanding that the revs continue their spiritual training at the SEMENary.

Class ranking/position - Bottom.
Notworthy hahahahahahahah OMG I can ALWAYS count on a good laugh over here. LMFAO!
(12-04-2010, 07:49 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Why didn't you folks in Hickory let me know that the revs had a marquee for their "church" the REFUSE?


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LMFAO! southern, so you know these toads, eh? I wish someone would go to their "services" on Sunday. Since Zahra's remains have been identified, where is the fund money? Everyone in that town needs to press the AG's office to come down on these assclowns.
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(12-09-2010, 09:43 PM)cuddles Wrote: LMFAO! southern, so you know these toads, eh? I wish someone would go to their "services" on Sunday.

Check the Porn Site Pastorbators REFUSE calendar, now.

Looks like Friday is the night for the "fat fucks to fleece the fools".

Sunday is no longer the Sabbath.

Ahhhhhhh . . . men!
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It's Friday! Time to get fancied-up for "church".

Hey, Co-Pastorbators Tiny Tim-Tim NCCHUB and Brandee OBC!

Still hanging on to the Zahra Baker donations you promised to distribute? LE has confirmed Zahra’s death and identified this dear child’s remains. What’s the hold-up?

Let me guess. It’s squirreled away in a "corn-hole canister", but an Elder Asshole isn’t quite ready to crack open the ol’ sphincter safe, just yet.

Now is not the time to be anal-retentive, boyz. Quit holding on to it and fulfill your promise to the community and Zahra's family!

Maybe that explains why the rev Ooze is MIA and his bio is STILL absent from the REFUSE website. Is the Fund up his ass and he in the wind?

Hey! There's your scapegoat. Blame it on the Ooze! Besides, aren't you douches always claiming "victim" status in media releases and in Pastorbator Tiny Tim-Tim’s REFUSE blog?

Did your “administrative” expenses exceed the collections?

Yeah . . . that’s gonna be a tough one to explain to the public. Especially when they see what the money was really used for!

Question: Are "Golden Showers" considered a legitimate non-profit Fund expense, in NC?

BTW – How are your efforts coming along? You know what I’m talking about . . . the begging and pleading with folks to withdraw their complaints against you.

Instead of individual emails and phone calls, maybe a public plea on one of your websites might prove more effective.

C’mon, Co-Pastorbator Brandee! Put on that Orange Ball Cup and mesmerize the world with your persuasive literary prowess.

Here’s to your efforts . . . Bottoms-Up, boyz!
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Tiki: BTW – How are your efforts coming along? You know what I’m talking about . . . the begging and pleading with folks to withdraw their complaints against you.


what's up with that?? are they contacting complainants/witnesses and trying to influence them?? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch that may well be a violation of the law if there are formal complaints or charges pending.

















































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it's Christmas week, a holy week for Christians. anyone know what festivities and solemn services will mark the holiest night at the revs.' church? i can't find ANY Christmas schedule, they are keeping an awfully low profile for such a joyous time of year in the Christian calendar.

oh, and who won the $5000. raffle?


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where's the rest of the pervert preachers squad? i want to know if the revs. had special Christmas services and paid out the grand raffle prize! 30303030

















































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Looks like they are up to a new scam. INTERNET based church?
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Hi Cuddles! Happy New Year, i've missed your smiling cow! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

the cardboard box motif seems fitting.
that appears to be a sample webpage for online churches, is that their new schtick? religious web-designers? i am confused! hahaha


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Perhaps the donations have dried up and the parishioners have found other churches that actually have services. The tithes must have dried up by now. Thanks for the dancing cow. Here's to 2011 being a KICK ASS year.
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Hey Pastorbators Tiny Tim-Tim and Brandee!

I was really hoping for a big announcement from you girls regarding the Zahra Baker Fund, SCN, the "Refuse" and Rev. Ooze.

Especially after the half-assed web makeover for your "church". Hahahahaha!

Additionally, you sure have been silent about the $5K raffle monies and Rev. Angie, too.

It's a real shame that you can't admit your sins and misdeeds. It sure would silence many naysayers. At least it would keep them off your asses.

But then again, I don't think you mind taking it in the ass from anyone. Authorities or strangers.

In fact, I think you rather enjoy it.

Hopefully, not in front of the kids.
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I got several invites today on Facebook asking me to like the Revs' pages. Here are the two Revs' pages. I can't stomach even looking at this toad. And no, I won't waste my time going to check out their "service."

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rev-Brando...4187647747

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rev-Timoth...8695128806
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