a New Years Eve story

[Maggot]

My 15 minutes are up again and I meant to type wringer

Are you posting from a bus station?

Put another quarter in.

[aknow]

That was the best laugh I've had in weeks.
Thank you LC!!!
Glad you escaped the asylum.

[username]

In a man's life this starts with "I do" life goes from swallow to spit to shit!

Hate to break it to you, Dick but that's just your life.

[IMaDick]

In a man's life this starts with "I do" life goes from swallow to spit to shit!

Hate to break it to you, Dick but that's just your life.

fucking liar.

[aussiefriend]

last New Years Eve i was in the cardiac ICU in Boston, having had a heart attack on the 30^th.
a day after that i got tired of the hospital because they gave me shit about detaching my leads and rolling my IV stand/pole outside for a cigarette. picky picky picky anal nurses.
so i decided to get the hell out of there and this is what ensued:



little hospital story...this young doctor enters my cell...er...room...and tells me ambulances are expensive so i should take a train home to the Cape when i'm discharged . the only problem with that is there ARE NO TRAINS to Cape Cod! so i said to him, let me be sure i understand this...i am supposed to go out and wander about in a snowstorm until i find a train station , although i JUST had cardiac catherization and my femoral artery has been dissected like a frog in biology class and i could bleed out in two minutes flat? he replied well uh yes. so i rang for the nurse. she came in and i announced that obviously one of their psych patients had chewed through his straps and was standing in my room wearing a white coat and stethoscope.

she threw him out into the hall before i ripped his face off. and within the hour i was told an ambulance would be taking me directly to my door on the Cape. (which my insurance would cover.) i don't know what mop closet they assigned young doctor kildare to after that.

and i don't know why they didn't think i was a great patient.





got a New Years story? :newyearkiss:

DO NOT LET THAT BASTARD GET OFF THE HOOK! write a letter of complaint to the hospital and to the medical board so that he is investigated and wrapped over the knuckles. Thats F$#$ed up. Seriously, he would not have wanted to say that to one of my patients. Surely the hospital has patient transport, they have to, because of frail and elderly patients. Given your serious heart condition I assume it was a myocardial infarction, you should not have any stress or strenuous exercise. silly dick, he probably became a doctor for the $$$$ or the glory.

The thing is, when you are a patient and you are sick, you are vunerable and you are not able to stand up for yourself the way you normally could, and patients don't always know their rights. If you have a good nurse that is a patient advocate that could make all the difference. At the very least they could have given you a cab voucher. Sorry you went through that. It always helps to have family with you at hospital because patients can incur bullying.

[Lady Cop]

thanks for your concern Aussie.
but trust me, NOBODY has ever bullied me!
he was just a young little twit. and i let him know my opinion of his bedside manner. heh

[aussiefriend]

don't take this the wrong way but you are the biggest postwhore in this forum

[IMaDick]

don't take this the wrong way but you are the biggest postwhore in this forum

I'm never IN the forum, Iam however on the forum sometimes you see the internet never takes you away from home, you stay where you are and just project yourself somewhere else, stupid bitch has to be taught everything.

Maggot this idiot is yours, after all you and her are from the same murky gene pool.

[aussiefriend]

My heart attack was caused by stress.

It took 49 years to have one small 3MM artery clog up, I smoked for 38 of those years tobacco is the scape goat for genetically altered food, designer drugs and pesticides.

If you actually believe any different I suggest you get a functioning brain, and then shoot yourself.

The ciggarettes break down the aveoli (little air sacks) in the lungs that promote the gaseous exchange of 02 coming in and C02 going out. When that is comprimised it increases the bad lipids (fats) staying in your system which are the ones that clog up the arteries. It certainly wouldnt be the whole cause but it would definately accelerate the process.

[aussiefriend]

don't take this the wrong way but you are the biggest postwhore in this forum

I'm never IN the forum, Iam however on the forum sometimes you see the internet never takes you away from home, you stay where you are and just project yourself somewhere else, stupid bitch has to be taught everything.

Maggot this idiot is yours, after all you and her are from the same murky gene pool.

just you keep taking those "anti inflatories" and everything will be fine

[aussiefriend]

I know you love me dick and one day you will me mine!

[aussiefriend]

am I the only one posting in this forum? I have had a few cointreau's. am i the only one working hard for the money donna summer style? so hard for it honey? so you better treat me right! i am having a fun time doing too. I hope i dont have to come in tomorrow and ask LC to delete me posts LOL. Having said that, as adverse as dick is to me I would have him flat on his back in 2 minutes before he ever knew what day it was. That my dear, is what they call aussie humour.

Love my mock friends, I don't feel lonely in here! xxxx big hugs too

[Duchess]

Oh my

[IMaDick]

I know you love me dick and one day you will me mine!

scrotal dog.

[username]

am I the only one posting in this forum? I have had a few cointreau's. am i the only one working hard for the money donna summer style? so hard for it honey? so you better treat me right! i am having a fun time doing too. I hope i dont have to come in tomorrow and ask LC to delete me posts LOL. Having said that, as adverse as dick is to me I would have him flat on his back in 2 minutes before he ever knew what day it was. That my dear, is what they call aussie humour.

Love my mock friends, I don't feel lonely in here! xxxx big hugs too

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

[Cracker]

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?

She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.

[username]

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?

She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.

Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.

I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.

[Cracker]

Well, at least you seem to be a friendly drunk.

Yeah, but how do you face the addicts in the morning with cointreau on your breath?

She would have to be faced to even think about nekkid wrestling with Dick. I would have to swim in the cointreau to even let him touch my hand.

Addict meet alcoholic, alcoholic meet addict.

I predict a second apology may be forthcoming.

hahahahaha

Coming on to Dick has to be the Mock Walk Of Shame.

[username]

This is how I picture Dick:

[aussiefriend]

whatever, a message to you kids out there alcohol and computers dont mix.