BLOW ME, BITCH

[The Antagonist]

It's like... FUCK! I don't know...

If someone offered me a random, free BJ right now, I wouldn't turn it down. I'd have to be a retard to do such.

But in the back of my mind, I look at it as being unnatural to a degree.

I hate to sound like Captain Obvious, but fucking urine and piss comes out of your genitals people... And I'm willing to bet that it tastes absolutely horrid unless you're a fan of R. Kelly and that's your thing. If you like the taste of it, then you might as well let people give you a golden shower and consider yourself a freakin toilet.

Dicks are designed to fuck pussy! ::thumbs::


SHAA---CLACK!!!

Apparently the women in Alabama haven't heard of soap and water ::dunno::

[Duchess]

Hahahaha...That was my first thought too.

[LuMPyPussy]

I'd like to say on record here that I don't enjoy receiving it either... I feel like I'm on a stage, being closely observed for my reactions, and it's hard to get into the moment without feeling self conscious.

You know, like when you happen to glance down and see someone staring intently back at you? Kinda bothers me.

Wow, that's fucked up. ::lmao::

I sometimes have trouble peeing when there's someone else in the room too. ::dunno::

[Duchess]

Aww...You're shy & modest. ::laugh::

[Mock2zuma]

It's like... FUCK! I don't know...

If someone offered me a random, free BJ right now, I wouldn't turn it down. I'd have to be a retard to do such.

But in the back of my mind, I look at it as being unnatural to a degree.

I hate to sound like Captain Obvious, but fucking urine and piss comes out of your genitals people... And I'm willing to bet that it tastes absolutely horrid unless you're a fan of R. Kelly and that's your thing. If you like the taste of it, then you might as well let people give you a golden shower and consider yourself a freakin toilet.

Dicks are designed to fuck pussy! ::thumbs::


SHAA---CLACK!!!

Apparently the women in Alabama haven't heard of soap and water ::dunno::

::lmao:: Nice 1