Lotsa birds dropping....

[Maggot]

.....lotsa fucking birds! Is that particle accelerator in Europe shooting out deadly particles? Are they getting spooked by fireworks, hit by hailstorms, or is it something more sinister? The world needs to know.

[Lady Cop]

oh.

i thought you said lots of bird droppings.


nevermind.

[Maggot]

Never park near a paint ball park, and never eat lunch under a highway bridge. Two places that may ruin a car just recently washed.

[Lady Cop]

never park under coconut palms either.

[Maggot]

I have used a sawsall to open them before. They are frustratingly hard to open.

[username]

Wimp! You're supposed to beat them with the nearest piece of driftwood.





I heard a newstory yesterday that there's some minister who says the dyiing birds prove that Jesus is returning in May so some good may come from their deaths.

[sally]

I heard a newstory yesterday that there's some minister who says the dyiing birds prove that Jesus is returning in May so some good may come from their deaths.

Oh, well that's great news!

[Maggot]

I heard a newstory yesterday that there's some minister who says the dyiing birds prove that Jesus is returning in May so some good may come from their deaths.

Oh, well that's great news!

Good...I hope he parts the snow path to my mailbox on the way through.

[QueenBee]

WTF is going on with these birds? They are still falling. It is reaching the point where I am definatly concerned about what the hell is going on here. Expecially since it seems to be species specific. I think it goes beyond shock over fireworks, or some sort of stupid bird syndrome...because you would think we would hav seen this before...some areas have fireworks several times a year, for Crissake!!

OK, I have some sembalance of religeous beliefs, but a sign from God? Nope, do not think so.

[Carsman]

Wimp! You're supposed to beat them with the nearest piece of driftwood.





I heard a newstory yesterday that there's some minister who says the dyiing birds prove that Jesus is returning in May so some good may come from their deaths.

I've been planning on making a novena, better get it done by May!

[username]

The end of the world is scheduled for May 21^st so you have until then to get your shit together.

[Duchess]

It's all George Bush's fault.

[Carsman]

It's all George Bush's fault.

That SOB, if he doesn't get his just reward in this world, he'll certainly get it in the next!