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#1
01-24-2011, 06:40 PM
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01-24-2011, 06:49 PM
It seems that Iam much more of a legend on Mock than I thought.

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01-24-2011, 06:55 PM
Aussie dingleberry likes you, I can tell.


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01-24-2011, 08:13 PM
(01-24-2011, 06:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: Aussie dingleberry likes you, I can tell.

She will have to get in line, Username wouldn't like being bumped.

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01-24-2011, 08:26 PM
WTF?? 28
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01-24-2011, 08:40 PM
I think maybe mustard?
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01-24-2011, 08:50 PM
(01-24-2011, 08:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think maybe mustard?

Maggot, how long has it been since you have a seen a woman laugh from happiness?

I figure username is cleaning the house right now.hah

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01-24-2011, 09:18 PM
(01-24-2011, 08:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-24-2011, 08:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think maybe mustard?

Maggot, how long has it been since you have a seen a woman laugh from happiness?

I figure username is cleaning the house right now.hah

7pm tonight as my wife left for school leaving me with a couple DEVILS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!
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01-24-2011, 09:20 PM
(01-24-2011, 08:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think maybe mustard?

Mustard, ketchup and relish...or wait, maybe that's barf.

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01-24-2011, 09:34 PM
(01-24-2011, 09:20 PM)username Wrote:
(01-24-2011, 08:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think maybe mustard?

Mustard, ketchup and relish...or wait, maybe that's barf.

Was it under the bed?

See I told you she was cleaning.Smiley_emoticons_smile

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01-24-2011, 09:47 PM
(01-24-2011, 08:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I figure username is cleaning the house right now.hah

WHAT the hell are you talking about? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and hoping to hell that you're not making a feeble attempt at edgy, urban humor. If so, you should know the expression is "cleaning room" not cleaning house (although maybe there's an exception in your wife's case).
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01-24-2011, 09:55 PM
(01-24-2011, 09:47 PM)username Wrote:
(01-24-2011, 08:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I figure username is cleaning the house right now.hah

WHAT the hell are you talking about? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and hoping to hell that you're not making a feeble attempt at edgy, urban humor. If so, you should know the expression is "cleaning room" not cleaning house (although maybe there's an exception in your wife's case).

Was that one of those hot flashes? Those mid life hormones are a bitch heh?
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01-24-2011, 10:51 PM
(01-24-2011, 09:55 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Those mid life hormones are a bitch heh?

You're a bitch. You've lost all your testosterone in your old age.
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01-25-2011, 12:35 AM
you guys crack me up!
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01-25-2011, 12:51 AM
(01-25-2011, 12:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: you guys crack me up!

Trust me. You were already cracked.
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01-25-2011, 08:29 AM
(01-25-2011, 12:51 AM)username Wrote:
(01-25-2011, 12:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: you guys crack me up!

Trust me. You were already cracked.

hah Did Aussie do something to piss you off?

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01-25-2011, 12:06 PM
(01-25-2011, 08:29 AM)IMaDick Wrote: hah Did Aussie do something to piss you off?

Nah. Collateral damage. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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01-25-2011, 06:38 PM
HEY AUSSIE, HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TOMORROW!

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01-25-2011, 06:54 PM
May you be "flooded" with well wishes and good cheer.
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01-26-2011, 02:02 AM
(01-25-2011, 12:51 AM)username Wrote:
(01-25-2011, 12:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: you guys crack me up!

Trust me. You were already cracked.

Did you read my medical records? how did you find out?
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