DUCHESS & DICK

[Duchess]

Our own lil' house to poke each other in. Bring it on, big boy.

[IMaDick]

I have invaded your dreams haven't I Duchess?

A tormented euphoria. A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

[Duchess]

A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

You're just dying to hear me exclaim, "Oh God Oh God" multiple times, aintcha?

[IMaDick]

A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

You're just dying to hear me exclaim, "Oh God Oh God" multiple times, aintcha?

I just know that would be the result. and it's multiple times multiple times in a night.

[ramseycat]

Get a room.

[Duchess]

Having our own thread is good enough. Now you know to stay out of it given it offends your tender sensibilities.

[IMaDick]

Having our own thread is good enough.

Just keep telling yourself that, I know and you know it's a lie.

[Middle Finger]

I have invaded your dreams haven't I Duchess?

A tormented euphoria. A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

You're one dopey obnoxious fuck, let me tell you. Ramsey would make you a good wife.

[IMaDick]

I have invaded your dreams haven't I Duchess?

A tormented euphoria. A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

You're one dopey obnoxious fuck, let me tell you. Ramsey would make you a good wife.

Jealous motherfucker aren't you?

[Middle Finger]

I have invaded your dreams haven't I Duchess?

A tormented euphoria. A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

You're one dopey obnoxious fuck, let me tell you. Ramsey would make you a good wife.

Jealous motherfucker aren't you?

No, I don't wish I could make a good wife for you. I'll leave that horrible, thankless task to the Queen Of Mediocrity.

[IMaDick]

I have invaded your dreams haven't I Duchess?

A tormented euphoria. A desire ,an uncontrollable craving for my personal and undivided attention a burning deep inside that only a night of passion can quench.

You're one dopey obnoxious fuck, let me tell you. Ramsey would make you a good wife.

Jealous motherfucker aren't you?

No, I don't wish I could make a good wife for you. I'll leave that horrible, thankless task to the Queen Of Mediocrity.

Don't worry honey, you will make some nice boy a good wife someday.

So now be a good little queer and let Duchess and I continue.

[Duchess]

This thread is really fucked up when taken out of context.

[username]

It's fucked up taken in context. Carry on.

[Duchess]

That's because everyone's mind is in the gutter when they begin to read it. On a normal day when thinking of Dick & saying Oh God it's because he's found something new to bitch about.

[IMaDick]

That's because everyone's mind is in the gutter when they begin to read it. On a normal day when thinking of Dick & saying Oh God it's because he's found something new to bitch about.

You've never said OH God when I have complained ,it's always been jesus christ.

stop playing these people for fools, they know.

[Duchess]

Jesus Christ.

[IMaDick]

Jesus Christ.

I told you I was feeling god like this morning.

[Duchess]

Oh God

[Carsman]

The thread title may need adjusting. Like: DicknDuchess

[Duchess]

*gasp* Cars!