I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth

[Keith Stone]

You need a hot bitch brought down from a tree n shit?


Shoot me an email and I'll take care of it.

[IMaDick]

You're an idiot. Nothing more nothing less.

[Lady Cop]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

[Keith Stone]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

It says I can speak my mind here... and I don't appreciate political correctness.

btw, why am I called an idiot from the get go and how this person knows me so well?

[IMaDick]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

The retard express obviously , LC why do you ask questions you know the answers to?

[Keith Stone]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

The retard express obviously , LC why do you ask questions you know the answers to?

Dance for me monkey.

Dance.


Are all new users here treated like this or am I special?

[IMaDick]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

The retard express obviously , LC why do you ask questions you know the answers to?

Dance for me monkey.

Dance.


Are all new users here treated like this or am I special?

Kiss the monkeys ass, did you think you would be the only one who could speak their mind here? How fucking naive you must be.

I'm the welcome wagon, So welcome to Mock, I hope you are enjoying your time here.

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[Keith Stone]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

The retard express obviously , LC why do you ask questions you know the answers to?

Dance for me monkey.

Dance.


Are all new users here treated like this or am I special?

Kiss the monkeys ass, did you think you would be the only one who could speak their mind here? How fucking naive you must be.

I'm the welcome wagon, So welcome to Mock, I hope you are enjoying your time here.

The question remains unanswered.

Now, in regards to the retard comment... why don't you tell me which newbie butthurt you?

Perhaps I can offer a viable solution to your problem.










And we'll be right back after these commercials.

[Cracker]

Yeah, you seem "special" to me. It's OK, though, the short bus now stops at Mock.

I think I dig you even though you are too cheap for decent lube.

Tell me you aren't the tard in your avartard. Because if that is you dressed all in black, I have to tell you something that only women know... Black fades. Not all black is the same black and not all black "goes." Keep that in mind when you pick out your clothes. Used-to-be-black is only good for Obama and Michelle.

Love your Member's Only jacket! +2 for that!

[Fibonacci Prima]

Are all new users here treated like this or am I special?

Depends on what you mean by "special".

[Keith Stone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqPX12_tVL8

[Keith Stone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V9hDR8XDDw

[Keith Stone]

... And we're back.



Now Dick, we were talking about your fear of newbies and your butthurt memories.





Please share.

[Cracker]

Please don't post video. We don't like you enough to want to watch your shit. I'm not even sure I want to read your stupid shit yet.

[IMaDick]

hello...what brought you to Mock?

The retard express obviously , LC why do you ask questions you know the answers to?

Dance for me monkey.

Dance.


Are all new users here treated like this or am I special?

Kiss the monkeys ass, did you think you would be the only one who could speak their mind here? How fucking naive you must be.

I'm the welcome wagon, So welcome to Mock, I hope you are enjoying your time here.

The question remains unanswered.

Now, in regards to the retard comment... why don't you tell me which newbie butthurt you?

Perhaps I can offer a viable solution to your problem.











And we'll be right back after these commercials.

So you're leaving? That works and thanks for helping me out.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Oh look at the little newtard dance. It's like watching a salted slug.

[Keith Stone]

Please don't post video. We don't like you enough to want to watch your shit. I'm not even sure I want to read your stupid shit yet.

Commercials are a big part of this, cracker.


Now pretend to know what the fuck is going on and sit quietly. We will back to you when we get to the cousin fucking segment.

[Keith Stone]

Tic, tac, tic, tac...

Am I getting an answer or you're looking for something other than the retard / short bus replies?




C'mon, I got to get up early in the morning.

[Keith Stone]

Oh look at the little newtard dance. It's like watching a salted slug.

Fibonacci Prima

Join date: Jan 2011

[Keith Stone]

Heavy hitters here. I think I'm gonna like it.