michael jackson will NOT be cremated.

[post it note]

I just saw it on the news...


The LA Coroner has deemed Michael Jackson's body 'unsafe for cremation'. "His body has a higher content of various plastics and other synthetic materials than actual human remains" said a spokesperson. "Attempting to cremate what is basically a chunk of plastic with some human remains sprinkled in with our equipment runs the risk of causing severe damage to it." Instead Jackson's remains will be disposed of at the LA County Central Recycling Center where the plastics can be recycled and re-utilized. The Lego Group is the first to place a bid for the post consumer recycled remains of Jackson. A Lego Group spokeswoman made the statement "This is what he(Jackson) would have wanted. He dedicated his life to playing with children, now millions of children can play with him."


Hmmmm...

[LKTraz]

I just saw it on the news...


The LA Coroner has deemed Michael Jackson's body 'unsafe for cremation'. "His body has a higher content of various plastics and other synthetic materials than actual human remains" said a spokesperson. "Attempting to cremate what is basically a chunk of plastic with some human remains sprinkled in with our equipment runs the risk of causing severe damage to it." Instead Jackson's remains will be disposed of at the LA County Central Recycling Center where the plastics can be recycled and re-utilized. The Lego Group is the first to place a bid for the post consumer recycled remains of Jackson. A Lego Group spokeswoman made the statement "This is what he(Jackson) would have wanted. He dedicated his life to playing with children, now millions of children can play with him."


Hmmmm...

TOO FUCKIN' FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cynical Ninja]

I just saw it on the news...


The LA Coroner has deemed Michael Jackson's body 'unsafe for cremation'. "His body has a higher content of various plastics and other synthetic materials than actual human remains" said a spokesperson. "Attempting to cremate what is basically a chunk of plastic with some human remains sprinkled in with our equipment runs the risk of causing severe damage to it." Instead Jackson's remains will be disposed of at the LA County Central Recycling Center where the plastics can be recycled and re-utilized. The Lego Group is the first to place a bid for the post consumer recycled remains of Jackson. A Lego Group spokeswoman made the statement "This is what he(Jackson) would have wanted. He dedicated his life to playing with children, now millions of children can play with him."


Hmmmm...

Heard a shorter version of this mere hours after he had died.

Lame.

[Maggot]

Back when he had denied any wrong doing in his child molestation case the kid he molestedhad drawn a picture of his pecker and it looked like a barber shop pole because he was bleaching his body. When the detectives saw the picture and confirmed that that was indeed what his dink looked like when erect, out came the money.::irk::

He was a pedophile and a dirtbag.......

[sally]

This didn't make me laugh at all, I don't know why the fuck it won POTD.

Nevermind, I do know why. That asshole Brother voted for it of course and obviously LK did too.

[ramseycat]

Back when he had denied any wrong doing in his child molestation case the kid he molestedhad drawn a picture of his pecker and it looked like a barber shop pole because he was bleaching his body. When the detectives saw the picture and confirmed that that was indeed what his dink looked like when erect, out came the money.::irk::

He was a pedophile and a dirtbag.......

Is there anyway to unread something. I do NOT want to think about MJ's junk. Blech.

[The Antagonist]

Back when he had denied any wrong doing in his child molestation case the kid he molestedhad drawn a picture of his pecker and it looked like a barber shop pole because he was bleaching his body. When the detectives saw the picture and confirmed that that was indeed what his dink looked like when erect, out came the money.::irk::

He was a pedophile and a dirtbag.......

I remember the first case that came up against him. Something about some kid claiming he would attach the kid's nuts to some kind of electrical shock device or some sick fucked up shit like that.

That was the first case to 'disappear' into the void of payola and go away.

The pervert picked and chose his victims wisely. Prey on the poor kids, white trash, welfare kiddies and families. This way the money will speak louder than the dignity of the family and the humiliation and mental anguish the child suffered can magically go away with a little therapy with the new found riches.

I do not recall one single wealthy family making pedo claims on him and you can bet wealthy families didn't let their kids go to sleep overs at Neverland Ranch!