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#21
03-01-2011, 10:44 PM
Your like the sweet creamy butter on an ear of shit.
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#22
03-01-2011, 10:47 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Your like the sweet creamy butter on an ear of shit.

I know you meant "you're" but the newbies don't so watch that shit from now on.

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03-01-2011, 10:48 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:40 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm not that scary.

Why kitty1? Isn't kitty bad enough?

If I knew that I was gonna stick around I would have thought of something more interesting! Any suggestions? It was a synonym for pussy. ha ha!

How about "vaginal warts" , they have to do with pussy also?

Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

Now that's just gross. I thought we weren't supposed to talk about gross stuff on here? I think cracker would probably call his va ja ja " hairy box" Now i'm getting gross1 knock it off now all of you.
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03-01-2011, 10:49 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:39 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:37 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:34 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I see cracks in the concrete that split the thoughts and psych at the foundations of your insanity.

Are u calling me insane? Your quote is like an F-16. Right over my head. ha ha!

F-16's are childs play, we have the F-22's here.

Maggot was channeling crackers sex life. you can get involved if you want to.

I have decided that Cracker is a woman. No man would call their mother a whore no matter what they did. Only a woman could be so cruel and heartless.

it fooled you, I'm not surprised.

after all a hobbit stole your ring.

I don't watch "Lord of the Rings" or whatever the hell that movie is with hobbits. Isn't that for children?
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03-01-2011, 10:53 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

Cobweb.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-01-2011, 10:55 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:53 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

Cobweb.

Is that a recent name? jesus cracker, maggot thinks you're a woman may be he can like clean out the cobwebs for you?

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03-01-2011, 10:55 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:49 PM)kitty1 Wrote: I don't watch "Lord of the Rings" or whatever the hell that movie is with hobbits. Isn't that for children?

Yeah. Most adults are too stupid for allegory unless it is spelled out specifically in the big B book.

(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-01-2011, 11:01 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:55 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:53 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

Cobweb.

Is that recent name? jesus cracker, maggot thinks you're a woman may be he can like clean out the cobwebs for you?

Thanks for offering your friend's services sight-unseen. You are a fucked up wingman.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-01-2011, 11:05 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Your like the sweet creamy butter on an ear of shit.

I know you meant "you're" but the newbies don't so watch that shit from now on.

So sorry, O-mighty aromatic anal specialist. You're so right that I am humbled, humbled by your ability and stamina in the position of resident president in charge of spelling errors and all things grammatically incorrect.
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03-01-2011, 11:11 PM
(03-01-2011, 11:05 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:47 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:44 PM)Maggot Wrote: Your like the sweet creamy butter on an ear of shit.

I know you meant "you're" but the newbies don't so watch that shit from now on.

So sorry, O-mighty aromatic anal specialist. You're so right that I am humbled, humbled by your ability and stamina in the position of resident president in charge of spelling errors and all things grammatically incorrect.

Ya but what about crackers cobwebs? can you take care of that for H...?

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03-01-2011, 11:12 PM
(03-01-2011, 10:53 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

Cobweb.

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03-01-2011, 11:23 PM
This reminds me of "Drop dead Fred".
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03-01-2011, 11:25 PM
No panties!!!!
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03-01-2011, 11:28 PM
(03-01-2011, 11:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: This reminds me of "Drop dead Fred".

Damn, you "built" LC porch and "shoveled" her potatoes "turned" her compost pile and shit, the least you can do is clean out crackers cob webs.



who knows, there might be some old magazines in there. :O
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03-01-2011, 11:31 PM
She squashed my head! The bitch squashed my head! The evil one reigns supreme!


No, I don't know the movie at all.


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03-02-2011, 12:28 AM
How do u like my new avatar? That is me by the way! I wish!
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03-02-2011, 12:47 AM
(03-02-2011, 12:28 AM)kitty1 Wrote: How do u like my new avatar? That is me by the way! I wish!


You beat trashy for slutty/stoopid. Congratulations.
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03-02-2011, 05:56 AM
(03-01-2011, 10:06 PM)Cracker Wrote: My mom was a whore. We called her laceypannies. hahahaha


hah

I actually look for you first thing in the morning so I can start my day with a laugh. Unfortunately, I saw Dick's 18 smilies in one post first. 78

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03-02-2011, 05:59 AM
(03-01-2011, 10:53 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Cracker what do you call your pussy, maybe the newbie can borrow the name?

Cobweb.

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