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[Lady Cop]

let the holy wars commence!

[Duchess]

I hope there is no such thing as reincarnation. I think about it sometimes & it's never a good thing because I imagine coming back in Calcutta.

Do you go to church? Anyone?

[aussiefriend]

What happened to Ordinary Peephole? I see the pic is gone, does that mean that the crazy critter has taken their bat and ball and gone home in a huff?

[Duchess]

He's not the type to leave in a huff.

[Lady Cop]

What happened to Ordinary Peephole? I see the pic is gone, does that mean that the crazy critter has taken their bat and ball and gone home in a huff?

what pic?
and it is 1230 in England.

[Cracker]

I hate all religions that knock on my door or try to collect money from me. If your religion isn't self-supporting, it is a dumb religion.

That people still tithe seems stupid to me. Either you are trying to buy your way into heaven, or you are paying for a bigger church building and more porn for your pastor/father/preacher/man at the front.

The funniest thing about religion is that people will believe any fucking thing. Amazes me. I remember sitting in chuch when I was very young thinking, "There is no way." I never had many illusions regarding religion.

[BlueTiki]

I am one of the "Role of the Observer", cultists.

It's a quantum mechanics thing.

Hans Christian Anderson and Copenhagen?

Cosmic coincidence or parallel universe?

You be the judge.

[Methusala]

Although it is not difficult to figure out the motivations behind the stories in each religion, I nevertheless have found it fascinating to read some of the books which pinpoint just what was really going on in history at the times various religious events are alleged to have occurred. It explains a lot.

It is easy to understand why people were so gullible in earlier centuries. They could neither read nor write. But the extent of popularity of religion today in the 21^st century is really hard to comprehend.

[Fibonacci Prima]

I'd like to complain about the swampwater they serve and claim is coffee. Is there a coffee section in the church supply store? I swear they all use the same brand.

And what's with non Catholics trying to do the whole communion thing? With grape juice?!
Where is the wine?! The lewd glances from the officiants as they look down your shirt?!

Not that know...or anything... *adjusts halo*

[Cracker]

I am one of the "Role of the Observer", cultists.

It's a quantum mechanics thing.

Taoists were the phirst physicists.

I would let Richard Feynman pick my religion. As long as I didn't have to give up pork.

[Cracker]

I'd like to complain about the swampwater they serve and claim is coffee. Is there a coffee section in the church supply store? I swear they all use the same brand.

Just be glad the local church lets your AA group use their facilities...

[BlueTiki]

I'd like to complain about the swampwater they serve and claim is coffee. Is there a coffee section in the church supply store? I swear they all use the same brand.

They buy in bulk with the AA groups.

However, there is an Episcopal church in Paradise Valley that has a coffee shop named "The Other Cup".

Premium custom roasts, espresso and cappuccinos. Free.

Mid-Century Modern decor.

[Fibonacci Prima]

I'd like to complain about the swampwater they serve and claim is coffee. Is there a coffee section in the church supply store? I swear they all use the same brand.

Just be glad the local church lets your AA group use their facilities...

Damn good thing, too. I already know my way around, and if I pass out at the Saturday night meeting, I can still make the Sunday service. It's all about convenience.

[Cracker]

hahahaha

You must be Catholic. They are the funniest of the Christians.

[username]

Strange. A forum like Mock that doesn't seem to have a strong religious contingent. I would expect to see the born-again Christians and Mormons better represented here.

I actually don't think religion is all bad. Yeah, it causes a lot of pesky wars and inquisitions and stuff but look at the Christian Children's fund. For $28/month, you too can own a small child.

[Fibonacci Prima]

hahahaha

You must be Catholic. They are the funniest of the Christians.

Worse. My parents were southern baptist, and I went to catholic school. My roomate was Jewish. Talk about hilarity ensuing...

I actually prefer Episcopal churches. Catholic light. All the ceremony but half the guilt.

[BlueTiki]

. . . but look at the Christian Children's fund. For $28/month, you too can own a small child.

I quit sending money after I got the kid's picture.

Ugly little fucker.

Even the expensive frame didn't help.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Strange. A forum like Mock that doesn't seem to have a strong religious contingent. I would expect to see the born-again Christians and Mormons better represented here.

I actually don't think religion is all bad. Yeah, it causes a lot of pesky wars and inquisitions and stuff but look at the Christian Children's fund. For $28/month, you too can own a small child.

Those lying assclowns don't send you an actual kid. Just some stupid note written by sweatshop workers with a gun to their head and a blue crayon in their hand.

And I was looking forward to the help, too.

[Maggot]

. . . but look at the Christian Children's fund. For $28/month, you too can own a small child.

I quit sending money after I got the kid's picture.

Ugly little fucker.

Even the expensive frame didn't help.

[Maggot]

Strange. A forum like Mock that doesn't seem to have a strong religious contingent. I would expect to see the born-again Christians and Mormons better represented here.

I actually don't think religion is all bad. Yeah, it causes a lot of pesky wars and inquisitions and stuff but look at the Christian Children's fund. For $28/month, you too can own a small child.

Those lying assclowns don't send you an actual kid. Just some stupid note written by sweatshop workers with a gun to their head and a blue crayon in their hand.

And I was looking forward to the help, too.

But will you eat the red crayon or the blue one?