The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[crash]

You're not Italian and you're not American.

Thank fuck for that...::bigg::

[Duchess]

PM from Mudd:

PM from Mudd...PM from Mill...Heard from Fox & GoatBitch yet ?

It's glaringly obvious that you are Mock's Ambassador Bitch.

[LuMPyPussy]

Yeah, I dunno what that's all about. ::dunno::

[Duchess]

They like you...They really like you ! ::bravo::

[LuMPyPussy]

::death::

[Duchess]

I think you should use this to your advantage & convince them to join our lovely Mock family...Yes, I really do !...I PROMISE to give them a welcome the likes of which they have never experienced before...You can count on me !

[LuMPyPussy]

So I'm watching a short vid on hulu about a woman that dropped 101 pounds and she was claiming to have gone from a size 18 to whatever... sorry, but this woman was well into the very large sizes, like a 28 instead of an 18.

That's like when Carny Wilson lost all that weight but still weighed 160 pounds. She looked fantastic but she was claiming she wore a size 8. That's like stuffing 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag... it's not gonna happen.

Why do they have to lie?

[Duchess]

Because there are people out there who are desperate to believe.

[LuMPyPussy]

Here she is... she said she had dieted and lost 30 pounds before this vacation. I'm sorry, but she's fucking huge. How in the hell could she wedge herself into an 18? Granted, that isn't a small size but it's not enormous either, is it? ::blink::

[Duchess]

She just looks stupid to me now for trying to get over on everyone by saying she weighs 128...I pay attention to things like that 'cuz of my fear of fat...and that's not a size 18 body either.

[sally]

I found a little grey bird in my front yard and I think its wing is broken. My vet is closed today, do you think I should take the bird to the emergency clinic and look like a complete whack job lol or just leave it alone?

[The Antagonist]

::lmao:: I love myself sometimes ...

Until you go blind?

[Duchess]

I found a little grey bird in my front yard and I think its wing is broken. My vet is closed today, do you think I should take the bird to the emergency clinic and look like a complete whack job lol or just leave it alone?

I don't know what your animal ER's are like down there but, here it's 100.00 to just walk in the door & the money clock begins to tick as you do so.

[LuMPyPussy]

I found a little grey bird in my front yard and I think its wing is broken. My vet is closed today, do you think I should take the bird to the emergency clinic and look like a complete whack job lol or just leave it alone?

Check this site for your state. Good luck!

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~devo0028/contactA.htm

[sally]

I found a little grey bird in my front yard and I think its wing is broken. My vet is closed today, do you think I should take the bird to the emergency clinic and look like a complete whack job lol or just leave it alone?

Check this site for your state. Good luck!

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~devo0028/contactA.htm

Thank you, I found aplacethat will look at the bird for free ::bravo::

[sally]

Thank you again for that link. The place I took the bird to was a marine and wildlife science center. I've lived here all my life and never knew it was here. They are going to try to fix his wing and then bring him back.

[LuMPyPussy]

Good news!

[Duchess]

I've been laughing almost from the moment I got up this morning...I'm so lucky I don't live in a third world country & have to trek across the land with a clay pot on my head in search of water.

[LuMPyPussy]

I've been posting over at 24 this morning and actually enjoying it!

[Duchess]

::bravo::