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09-21-2009, 10:58 PM

Duchess Wrote:Fuck...I hate waking up & it's light out...I get outta bed like my ass is on fire & now I feel like I wasted a quarter of my day...Fuck

That's the one real problem I ever had with the horsey lifestyle... getting up as ass-crack AM. My day doesn't start until at least 9 or 10.

09-21-2009, 11:00 PM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Holy shit, now there's someone in that same chubby chaser thread that thinks the word 'fat' should be eradicated in every language because it hurts her feelings.

Stop breathing my oxygen!

She should meet my (ex) friend. The one who got all pissy at me daring to joke about my son's verbal skills. ::nuts::

09-21-2009, 11:02 PM

Duchess Wrote:I always think the same thing, "Have another cheeseburger, bitch".

And of course, that's primarily because you are constantly fantasizing about gorging yourself with cheeseburgers, I would guess. ::gigg::

09-21-2009, 11:12 PM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm probably gonna get banned over there, I posted something like "you want the word 'fat' banned because it hurts your feelings? ::rolllaugh:: "::rollseyes::

Maybe they could use a word filter and change every instance of the word 'fat' to something more 'acceptable' to her... like 'fluffy' maybe?? ::doh::

Would 'father' then become 'fluffyher'?

09-21-2009, 11:14 PM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Oh my god, that fucking forum has so many whiners and crybabies I'm ready to scream.

http://www.euphoricarythmia.com/showthread.php?t=28252

First it's the word fat that upsets everyone, now it's some freaky kid being called an idiot that has them all up in arms. News flash... the kid's a retard.

Maybe you should suggest they use the more accurate word 'retard' instead of 'idiot'? lol

09-21-2009, 11:21 PM

Mudd just accused me of trolling, then called me crotch rot. ::rolllaugh::

**Duchess** · 09-22-2009, 05:12 AM

SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Fuck...I hate waking up & it's light out...I get outta bed like my ass is on fire & now I feel like I wasted a quarter of my day...Fuck
That's the one real problem I ever had with the horsey lifestyle... getting up as ass-crack AM. My day doesn't start until at least 9 or 10.

Actually I don't get up that early in order to work with the horses, {there was a time I did tho} I take care of biz in my home office, billing, faxes, correspondence, a lot of small detail bullshit that I don't need others available for.

**Duchess** · 09-22-2009, 05:21 AM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Mudd just accused me of trolling, then called me crotch rot. ::rolllaugh::

That's all their repertoire consists of, one is fat or has a stinky kitty and then there are the accusations of being a troll when they can't come up with anything else to say.

**Duchess** · 09-22-2009, 05:33 AM

SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:I always think the same thing, "Have another cheeseburger, bitch".
And of course, that's primarily because you are constantly fantasizing about gorging yourself with cheeseburgers, I would guess. ::gigg::

You're absolutely right !...Double quarter pounder w/cheese, fries, chocolate shake...Mmmmm...Fuckin' fuck...That's the kind of crap I used to binge on & then starve myself for days on end.

09-22-2009, 07:25 AM

More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

**Middle Finger** · 09-22-2009, 07:51 AM

Once again, you sound like a dream date.

09-22-2009, 08:14 AM

Mouth ulcers are no laughing matter, you insensitive bastard.

Besides... if I call in sick, I can spend more time online.

09-22-2009, 08:26 AM

Oh my god, I've probably got all of these!

Medical conditions associated with mouth ulcers
The following medical conditions are associated with mouth ulcers:

Behçet's disease
Bullous pemphigoid
Celiac disease (gluten sensitivity)
Crohn's disease
Gingivostomatitis
Leukoplakia
oral lichen planus
Lupus erythematosus
Neutropenia
Oral thrush
Ulcerative colitis
Infectious mononucleosis

**Duchess** · 09-22-2009, 08:47 AM

I volunteered to work at the Special Olympics Equestrian Event & I am very excited to be with these kids that have overcome so much to get to the place they are now in regards to them being in a competition...I am over the friggin' moon with excitment & anticipation. [Image: yahoo.gif]

09-22-2009, 08:50 AM

Good for you, that sounds very challenging.

**Duchess** · 09-22-2009, 08:54 AM

Ya know what the absolute best part is, if I take the kids' complete & utter joy out of theequation ?...It's the faces of their parents when they witness their challenged children being accomplished.

09-22-2009, 09:21 AM

Duchess Wrote:Ya know what the absolute best part is, if I take the kids' complete & utter joy out of theequation ?...It's the faces of their parents when they witness their challenged children being accomplished.

You're going to have a blast. The kids are a riot too. I used to work at my friend's handicapped riding facility when the UCP kids came to ride.

**Lady Cop** · 09-22-2009, 10:23 AM

LuMPyPussy Wrote:More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore.

whatever strain is out there is NASTY! my flu became bronchitis and then pneumonia, i was felled for over a week. take care of yourself, stay home, and feel better soon! ::hugs::

**Middle Finger** · 09-22-2009, 10:26 AM

jackboots Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:More hypochondria... I feel like I'm right on the cusp of getting very sick... flu-like symptoms... and I'm one of those people that stays home instead of infecting everyone at the office (don't you hate those fuckers? They think they're being little troopers when in reality they're spreading their germs around like a $2 whore)... anyway, I get mouth sores before I get sick, and I've got a doozy on the roof of my mouth that's driving me fucking crazy.

But hey! My ear isn't bothering me anymore.
whatever strain is out there is NASTY! my flu became bronchitis and then pneumonia, i was felled for over a week. [color="red"]take care of yourself, stay home, and feel better soon! ::hugs::[/color]

Translation: Get sick as a dog, you moody bitch.

09-22-2009, 10:34 AM

Duchess Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Fuck...I hate waking up & it's light out...I get outta bed like my ass is on fire & now I feel like I wasted a quarter of my day...Fuck
That's the one real problem I ever had with the horsey lifestyle... getting up as ass-crack AM. My day doesn't start until at least 9 or 10.
Actually I don't get up that early in order to work with the horses, {there was a time I did tho} I take care of biz in my home office, billing, faxes, correspondence, a lot of small detail bullshit that I don't need others available for.

Right, but for some reason I always had to be at the stables at like 6AM or some godforsaken hour. I always thought it was some twisted form of masochism. It's pretty neat to see horses bucking and playing when they're let out into the crisp morning air though.

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