The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread
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The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread
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10-24-2009, 05:48 PM
Todays useless tidbit:
Normally, your salivary glands produce 1 to 2 quarts (0.95 to 1.89 liters) of saliva a day. However, because swallowing occurs continually and unconsciously, you don't generally notice the saliva.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
10-24-2009, 07:56 PM
Maggot Wrote:Todays useless tidbit:Yummy... Yay for recycling!
10-24-2009, 08:20 PM
I just ordered a tongue scraper.
10-24-2009, 09:03 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I just ordered a tongue scraper.Why cant you just use a razor like everyone else? Tounge scraper!::rollseyes::You must be rich. Its not funny to make fun of poor people "In this economy" Ya know. 
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
10-24-2009, 10:02 PM
It cost $4.49, you doofus.
10-24-2009, 10:17 PM
How many licks do you get out of it? I've never heard of it, I usually just jam my toothbrush down my throat as far as I can without gagging. Is it metal, is it cardboard,wood? Tell me tell me can I borrow it? How big is it? I googled it and got this.::blink::
![[Image: JawTonguePalateCollide.png]](http://www.magic.ubc.ca/artisynth/uploads/Demo/JawTonguePalateCollide.png)
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
10-24-2009, 10:30 PM
Maggot Wrote:How many licks do you get out of it? I've never heard of it, I usually just jam my toothbrush down my throat as far as I can without gagging. Is it metal, is it cardboard,wood? Tell me tell me can I borrow it? How big is it? I googled it and got this.::blink::God damn you to hell, Maggot! You made me see this photo:
10-24-2009, 10:33 PM
Now they NEED a razor! Is that hair! WTF.:?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
10-24-2009, 11:15 PM
[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:God damn you to hell, Maggot! You made me see this photo:Gee Lumpy... thanks for sharing.... ::bvomit:: 
10-25-2009, 12:03 AM
Oh my fuckin' god !!!...Is that someones tongue ?...Jesus....Where do you people get this shit.
![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
10-25-2009, 08:58 AM
I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy.
Should I post a photo? 
10-25-2009, 09:34 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy. Just when I think you have shared just about everything imaginable...... Sounds like an infection. Make sure you clean our vibes after each use.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
10-25-2009, 09:38 AM
I used to get grossed out by a lotta that shit & I still occasionally have a moment here & there but, mostly it makes me roar with laughter now.
10-25-2009, 09:44 AM
Duchess Wrote:I used to get grossed out by a lotta that shit & I still occasionally have a moment here & there but, mostly it makes me roar with laughter now.I don't get grossed out. But I do shake my head sometimes ahhaaaa.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
10-25-2009, 09:45 AM
ramseycat Wrote:OUR vibes? :shock:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy. I don't use that kind of vibrator, my focus is on that delightful little nubbin of flesh called a clitoris. No, I'm pretty sure I've developed an allergy to the particular wet wipes I use to clean my butthole everytime I poop. Too much info? 
10-25-2009, 09:50 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:OUR vibes? :shock:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I think I've developed an allergy to wet wipes. Even my taint is swollen and itchy. Yikes! Major typo. You don't have the kind of vibe that enters the vag? Interesting. Try the non scented wipes. I am glad that you clean the bunger hole well.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
10-25-2009, 10:01 AM
I live for your approval, Ramsey.
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