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**Duchess** · 12-11-2009, 06:03 PM

We've all heard it said that a great deal of money changes you but, I don't necessarly agree with that, I think it changes the people around you.

12-11-2009, 06:04 PM

(12-11-2009, 05:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If I were to hit it big before I die, one of the first things I would do would be to hire a cook/chef...I'd even give her/him a place to live, all they would have to do is prepare food, the kitchen could be their domain...*sigh*...would that I could.

OH do hire me! I can do hair and nails too. ::bigsmile::

**Duchess** · 12-11-2009, 06:08 PM

Oooohhhhh..I like the sound of that !...Maybe this is a sign I should buy a few powerball tickets...I rarely do that but this sounds like opportunity knocking.

12-11-2009, 06:09 PM

(12-11-2009, 06:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

We've all heard it said that a great deal of money changes you but, I don't necessarly agree with that, I think it changes the people around you.

Absolutely, the parasites come crawling out of the woodwork when they hear there's money.

12-11-2009, 08:04 PM

(12-11-2009, 05:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

On someones recommendation I was at Chefs looking for something called Le Creuset, what they neglected to tell me was the price...I am not paying 100.00 for a damn casserole dish...I think that's ridiculous.

They're pretty, but definitely not worth that price!

Here - sort by price on the list. I'm sure you can find them cheaper if you really want one.

http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=L...&scoring=p

12-11-2009, 08:08 PM

(12-11-2009, 06:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Oooohhhhh..I like the sound of that !...Maybe this is a sign I should buy a few powerball tickets...I rarely do that but this sounds like opportunity knocking.

Actually Duch, you might surprised at how cheaply you can hire a chef.

Well, maybe not a 'chef', but a good person to prepare meals for you full time. My ex and I very nearly did that when we were in Oregon, and it's pretty amazing how many people, often a couple with no children, will work for a very small wage and living quarters. Usually, one of them will do the cooking, the other will be a grounds keeper.

**Duchess** · 12-13-2009, 06:44 AM

It's gonna be football night in America !...Please..Please..Please football Gods, let the Eagles kick some Giants ass...I'll try to be very good all fuckin' week long if I can just have this win...Amen.

**LKTraz** · 12-13-2009, 01:56 PM

Freezing fucking rain and accidents all over the highways here. I ain't going shit nowhere in these conditions.

**Middle Finger** · 12-13-2009, 02:11 PM

I've been trying to make the kids join me in a leaf-cleaning job for weeks and haven't been able to due to storms or rain. I only got two bags filled before it fucking rained again. I am going to be pissed if I get stuck with them because of some snow storm - which is what happened last year.

I refuse to use the leaf blower my wife got from her brother in part because I refuse to take pride in avoiding physical activity like those fat lazy bastards do. They all sit around and boast about their leaf and snow blowers as they stuff their arrogant faces with fattening foods.

**Duchess** · 12-17-2009, 02:33 PM

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ~ I just read that.

12-17-2009, 02:58 PM

New page...

**Maggot** · 12-17-2009, 03:15 PM

(12-17-2009, 02:58 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: New page...

Thats MY job!

**Maggot** · 12-17-2009, 03:17 PM

It was 3 deg this morning -19 with the wind chill. My nostrils were clacking together. I found a hole in my pants.

**Maggot** · 12-17-2009, 06:04 PM

A Christmas song....
Santa

**FAHQTOO** · 12-17-2009, 06:32 PM

I refuse to use the leaf blower my wife got from her brother in part because I refuse to take pride in avoiding physical activity like those fat lazy bastards do. They all sit around and boast about their leaf and snow blowers as they stuff their arrogant faces with fattening foods.

Quote:

While you're laying on the ground having a heart attack from shoveling snow and too much spaghetti, I'll be using my leaf and snow blower....because I am smart...and you are stupid. And, my 115 lb. size 3 body will thank me for it tomorrow while yours will get revenge in a variety of different ways...all unpleasant, some more than others.

My big fat ass will also be sitting in front of the tely, bag of Doritos by my side, while you are almost a quarter of the way done shoveling the drive.

P.S.........Don't forget the sidewalks..........

**FAHQTOO** · 12-17-2009, 06:35 PM

(12-17-2009, 03:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: It was 3 deg this morning -19 with the wind chill. My nostrils were clacking together. I found a hole in my pants.

Clacking Nostrils.....

You really need to wear underwear in this weather. Don't want the boys to catch a cold and be out of commision.

**FAHQTOO** · 12-17-2009, 06:40 PM

I'm going shopping for my Granddaughters first Christmas dress.

I have a picture in my mind. Velvet Dress.....Ruffle butt leotards......teeny-tiny patten leather shoes....festive headband or hat.

I'm so excited, I might just pee myself.

Being a g-ma is fucking awesome.

**Duchess** · 12-17-2009, 07:41 PM

(12-17-2009, 06:32 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: My big fat ass

Your big, fat, size three ass, huh ?...::lol::

12-17-2009, 07:57 PM

Damn it, I ended up with someone's order that was probably meant for some Christmas baking. I hope they can reship it to Puerto Rico in time.

12-17-2009, 10:09 PM

(12-17-2009, 06:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: A Christmas song....
Santa

The pics were funny but that was some of the worst singing I've ever heard.

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