The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[Duchess]

I've cut the grass in the courtyard in December before...This winter has been exceptionally cold & snowy & I am longing for spring...I have daffodils up about an inch for christssake.

[LuMPyPussy]

I used to chat with someone at Robins AFB in Georgia and he'd email photos of his garden... his bulby flower things would be blooming while we'd be in the middle of a snow storm. I'd rather be in Utah in the summer though, one summer spent in the south was enough.

[ramseycat]

Capers in lasagna? I have never heard of that. Might have give it a try.

It's called puttanesca sauce. It's very good in Lasagna.

puttanesca includes anchovies, dear...

(and it's delicious with pasta for sure)

Never mind. I don't do anchovies. I will stick with Ragu.

[ramseycat]

I used to chat with someone at Robins AFB in Georgia and he'd email photos of his garden... his bulby flower things would be blooming while we'd be in the middle of a snow storm. I'd rather be in Utah in the summer though, one summer spent in the south was enough.

You chatted with Moose?

[The Antagonist]

OMG she's adorable! She's gotten so big too!

I'm with Lumpy - she needs kisses all over, and hugs. She looks like she's talking in that pic too - kind of like those weird animated dogs on TV commercials. ::lol::

[Duchess]

She looks like she's talking in that pic too -

Yup, she's saying, "bitch, the moment your back is turned, Ima running to the barn to find da man, my favorite person, he's fun, you're not...No..no..no..that's all I hear from you...Is my name no ?".

[LuMPyPussy]

I used to chat with someone at Robins AFB in Georgia and he'd email photos of his garden... his bulby flower things would be blooming while we'd be in the middle of a snow storm. I'd rather be in Utah in the summer though, one summer spent in the south was enough.

You chatted with Moose?

They wouldn't let that psycho motherfucker anywhere near a real Air Force base.

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[SyberBitch]

awwwww

[SyberBitch]

Never mind. I don't do anchovies. I will stick with Ragu.

The anchovies just give a nice salty tang to the sauce. You don't use that many.

On a side note, Puttanesca actually means something like 'whore's pasta', so I've read. There is a long standing debate as to WHY it's called that.

[LuMPyPussy]

Booga booga!

[SyberBitch]

::lol::

That struck me as funny.

[Duchess]

Where's Twist ?...Milking cows ?...Churning butter ?...I feel like he hasn't been around for awhile.

And I'm ALWAYS looking for Born...Born, where the hell are you...Come back...I miss your funny, witty posts & the laugh outloud hysterically funny "chopped" pix.

[LuMPyPussy]

I've been wondering about Born as well, I hope he's okay.

[LuMPyPussy]

So I get this ad for Hawaiian adventures in my email:

Good for 1 round of golf

Carved out of a magnificent tropical rain forest on the windward side of the 2,000-foot Ko'olau Ridge mountain range, Ko'olau encompasses three distinct climate zones and features winding ravines, extreme elevation changes, and breathtaking views of cascading waterfalls. Situated on eastern Oahu, the rugged landscape of this tropical jungle course uses ravines as the target for holes and boasts lush vegetation and huge sand bunkers. Considered the toughest course in the nation from the back tees with a slope rating of 152, Ko'olau's spectacular setting will inspire you from beginning to end." ~ koolaugolfclub.com

Does that bother anyone else? I'd rather have the rain forest remain intact that make way for another fucking golf course.

[Cynical Ninja]

ALL golf courses are a waste of space, but chopping down rainforest to build one is fucking reprehensible.

[LuMPyPussy]

I was making what I thought was a funny comment by calling someone a pinko commie and the idiot quoted me the rules about flaming... he thought I was calling him gay when I used the word pinko. I'm annoyed but amused, it's kind of confusing.

[SyberBitch]

So I get this ad for Hawaiian adventures in my email:

Good for 1 round of golf

Carved out of a magnificent tropical rain forest on the windward side of the 2,000-foot Ko'olau Ridge mountain range, Ko'olau encompasses three distinct climate zones and features winding ravines, extreme elevation changes, and breathtaking views of cascading waterfalls. Situated on eastern Oahu, the rugged landscape of this tropical jungle course uses ravines as the target for holes and boasts lush vegetation and huge sand bunkers. Considered the toughest course in the nation from the back tees with a slope rating of 152, Ko'olau's spectacular setting will inspire you from beginning to end." ~ koolaugolfclub.com

Does that bother anyone else? I'd rather have the rain forest remain intact that make way for another fucking golf course.

Yep... it bothers me. Bastards.

[SyberBitch]

I was making what I thought was a funny comment by calling someone a pinko commie and the idiot quoted me the rules about flaming... he thought I was calling him gay when I used the word pinko. I'm annoyed but amused, it's kind of confusing.

Tell him 'well ok then, you're a homo sapien too!'

(he sounds like the kind of idiot who wouldn't get it)

[Maggot]

[/size]I went ice fishing today and caught 2 white perch....and a buzzzzz...[size=xx-small] (hick) :B