The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[Middle Finger]

I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

No, it's ok. 25 out of the 26 items were disposable adult diapers anyway, so it's all good.

::lol::

[Middle Finger]

I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

Really? Hmmm, thats odd. I thought everyone enjoys when they are in the express lane with just a few items and the person ahead has 200.

That's not what I was talking about, asshole. I explained why I did what I did and I will do it again if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

According to your logic, why not just shoplift and avoid the lines altogether? After all, if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

[Maggot]

The regular lines at the grocery store were way too long so I went through the express line with about 26 items or so ::tiptoe::. The old man behind me wasn't too happy, but fuck him. Where the hell is he in such a hurry to go anyway, his funeral.

Next time just stick all that shit in your ballon pants and drive on outta there in the disabled cart with a case of wet cat food. ( pay for that) Spittle out the corner of the mouth completes the ensemble.

[OnBendedKnee]

I also test out the cherries at the grocery store and toss the pits under the meat counter. I was scolded real good for that one at the mom forum, it's stealing and I'm going to cause someone to slip on the pit and break their neck.

That's a coincidence as I test out a steak by grilling it up and tossing the bone under the fruit counter. I was scolded real good for that one, it's stealing and I'm going to cause someone to slip on the bone and break- ironically, their neck.

[Maggot]

I also test out the cherries at the grocery store and toss the pits under the meat counter. I was scolded real good for that one at the mom forum, it's stealing and I'm going to cause someone to slip on the pit and break their neck.

That's a coincidence as I test out a steak by grilling it up and tossing the bone under the fruit counter. I was scolded real good for that one, it's stealing and I'm going to cause someone to slip on the bone and break- ironically, their neck.

STFU U GD knucklehead. ::lol::.......this cracked me up I DO NUT NO Y

[SyberBitch]

I test out rolls of charmin by taking a shit in one of the overpriced trash bins, wiping my ass with several wads of the toilet paper, then leaving the used TP in the aisle.

People don't seem to like that much either. ::dontknow::

[LuMPyPussy]

I just loaded a camcorder app on my iphone that works great... think of the titty movies I can make!

[Duchess]

What are you waiting for ?

[Duchess]

Enjoy a nice beverage...of the Crown variety... and make us a lil' movie..

[LuMPyPussy]

I have a four day weekend coming up, I might indulge then.

[OnBendedKnee]

I have a four day weekend coming up, I might indulge then.

It takes four days to hold your iPhone in front of you, turn it around, aim at your boobies and make a twelve second video?

[LuMPyPussy]

Yep.

[OnBendedKnee]

I may speak only for myself but, worth the wait.

[LuMPyPussy]

I found a better Jesus avatar for you.
   

[OnBendedKnee]

The reason I will not be using that photo:

1- My favorite Jesus is the baby jesus.
2- My second favorite Jesus is the Christ on a Cross jesus.
3- My third favorite Jesus is the vengeful, resurrected the last days, "Revelation" jesus.

The gay Elvis jesus doesn't even rate on my Jesus Scale.*




*Although he does have soft hands and I do like soft hands...

[LuMPyPussy]

I know I'm gonna regret posting this but here's my first attempt with my iphone cam app... I'm lounging in bed like the lazy ass I am, that's why it looks like I don't have a neck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOaJSll5tBg

[sally]

The reason I will not be using that photo:

1- My favorite Jesus is the baby jesus.
2- My second favorite Jesus is the Christ on a Cross jesus.
3- My third favorite Jesus is the vengeful, resurrected the last days, "Revelation" jesus.

The gay Elvis jesus doesn't even rate on my Jesus Scale.*




*Although he does have soft hands and I do like soft hands...

White Jesus gives me the creeps, I prefer black Jesus because he looks easy going and down to earth.

[LuMPyPussy]

Surfer Jesus is kind of hot.

  surfer jesus.jpg (Size: 112.74 KB / Downloads: 50)

[D]

Damn you Lumpy, your video caused a piece of background software on my laptop to crash

   

Just teasing. When do we get the strip-tease video?

[Duchess]

I swear I saw a penis at the tail end of that lil' clip...Does anyone else see that ?...::lol::