the walmart thread

[Lady Cop]

It was not only everyday low prices, but happily ever after.

One couple, who met and fell in love over the counter at Walmart, decided to take their wedding vows on Valentine's day-at their local store.
Wayne and Susan Brandenburg met when she was working as a cashier at the shop, and he was a regular customer. The happy couple tied the knot at their Brunswick County, North Carolina branch of the retail giant, WECT TV reported.

[imsuchawildflower]

When will the ridiculousness of my fellow countrymen end?

[Cracker]

Naked fat man steals socks from Walmart in Pennsylvania:



(Turn down the volume, annoying music.)

[Lady Cop]

youtube won't show it, but Fox has it here:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1458601700001...p=features

i would have pepper-sprayed his dingaling.

[Cracker]

I believe Dick about the sock fetish now.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Is this the same guy? Tag line says new jersey

Naked Walmart sock thief stopped by stun gun
Police had to subdue the man with an electric stun gun

2:24 p.m. EST, February 16, 2012
WEST WHITELAND TOWNSHIP, N.J.—
Police said they were forced to use an electric stun gun on a naked 6 foot, 4 inch, nearly 300-pound man after he allegedly stole socks from a Walmart in South Jersey.

The incident unfolded Wednesday about 5:30 p.m. at the Walmart in the Exton section of West Whiteland Township.
Court Preliminary Police said officers responded to the scene and located the suspect, later identified as Verdon Lamont Taylor, inside the store wearing only a pair of socks.

According to police, Taylor refused to comply with commands from the officers and a stun gun had to be used. While in custody, Taylor allegedly spat on the face of one of the officers.

An investigation revealed that the socks Taylor had been wearing were stolen from the store, police said.

Surveillance video of the incident obtained from Walmart showed Taylor exiting a vehicle in the parking lot, removing all of his clothes, walking into the store completely naked and approaching the counter. According to police, that is when Taylor stole the socks, put them on his feet and walked farther into the store.

The video also shows shoppers avoiding Taylor as he walked through the store.

The 32-year-old man, a resident of Downingtown, Pa., was arraigned on charges of indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct, police said.

He was sent to Chester County prison after failing to post $50,000 bail, and he faces a preliminary hearing on March 21.

[Cracker]

Yes, same guy. Unless it is a black thing.

[Midwest Spy]

[b]

I'm a little bummed that this woman and me are the same age, yet she does meth and still looks better than I do.

WTF?

[FAHQTOO]

[b]

I'm a little bummed that this woman and me are the same age, yet she does meth and still looks better than I do.

WTF?

Nobody's stopping you from using meth so you can look that good too.

[Lady Cop]

they always think they're going to get away with it.


Associated Press

ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. —

Police say a Walmart greeter did more than welcome shoppers to a store north of Tampa.

Zephyrhills police say 34-year-old Frederick Leon Gallimore arrived at Walmart with another man on April 16.

The Tampa Bay Times reports that Gallimore clocked in and began his shift. The other man, whose identity is still unknown, went to the electronics section. There he took two LCD screen TVs, valued at $476.

Police say Gallimore left the location where he's supposed to check customer receipts as the man walked toward the exit. They say Gallimore went to the parking lot and helped the man load the TVs in to a van. STUPID!

Gallimore was arrested Tuesday on a felony retail theft charge. Jail records did not list an attorney for Gallimore.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

We got LOTS of those in Fl

[Lady Cop]

happens every year!! watch your hands in the garden center. and it's almost always walmart.




LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) -- A man says he reached down to pick up a stick lying in the gardening aisle of a Walmart in eastern Washington state, only to discover that it was a rattlesnake that then bit his hand.

Mica Craig says he was shopping in the outdoor garden department of a Clarkston store when he was bitten Saturday. The 47-year-old man says it latched onto his hand and that he screamed, shook loose the snake and stomped it to death.

The Lewiston Tribune in Idaho reports a bystander drove Craig to an emergency room in nearby Lewiston. Craig says he was treated with six bags of anti-venom and was told that his hand could be permanently disfigured.

[Maggot]

His wife looks insanely happy for some reason knowing that her husband was actually good for something.

[Carsman]

happens every year!! watch your hands in the garden center. and it's almost always walmart.




LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) -- A man says he reached down to pick up a stick lying in the gardening aisle of a Walmart in eastern Washington state, only to discover that it was a rattlesnake that then bit his hand.

Mica Craig says he was shopping in the outdoor garden department of a Clarkston store when he was bitten Saturday. The 47-year-old man says it latched onto his hand and that he screamed, shook loose the snake and stomped it to death.

The Lewiston Tribune in Idaho reports a bystander drove Craig to an emergency room in nearby Lewiston. Craig says he was treated with six bags of anti-venom and was told that his hand could be permanently disfigured.

WTF is it with Wally's where is seems there are so many bizarre things that happen there? Weird people must translate into weird events!

[Ma Huang Sor]

WalMart is de debil.

[Lady Cop]

well this shoplifter's day was ruined, and so was the loss prevention officer's:

Associated Press

COVINA, Calif. – Police say a suspected shoplifter died at a Southern California Walmart store after a fight with store security workers who caught him in the parking lot.

Covina police Lt. Holly Francisco says when police arrived Friday they found the suspect, who had attempted to steal clothing and body wash, restrained by store security and appearing to need medical help.

Officers called paramedics and the suspect was later pronounced dead at a hospital.

Wal-Mart Stores spokeswoman Dianna Gee says the loss of life is a sad situation but there are many unknowns at this time.

Gee says the security personnel have been suspended pending the outcome of an investigation that will include surveillance video and an autopsy to determine the cause of death. It is not clear why security did not call paramedics.

[QueenBee]

who had attempted to steal clothing and body wash, restrained by

Well, look on the bright side..he was a clean thief.

[Lady Cop]

these thieves weren't disappointed when they assumed clerks in a GA walmart would be dumbasses--->

Walmart loss prevention officers believe the two women sought in connection with a June 9 theft at the Hamilton Mill Walmart are part of a group believed responsible for a series of similar crimes which have taken place along the Eastern seaboard from Virginia to Florida.

Gwinnett County Police were called to the Sardis Church Road store after a manager discovered $841 missing from one of the registers. Loss prevention officers reviewed video surveillance footage and noticed two women making a purchase at the register in question. The video showed one of the women reaching into the cash drawer and removing money on two separate occasions during the transaction. The woman would then return some of the money to the clerk while pocketing the rest.

The clerk was not available for questioning while police were at the scene, but the store manager said the clerk explained that one of the two women had “mentioned something about the bills being very pretty and she wanted to look at them because money was boring looking where she came from.” The clerk indicated both women had Eastern European accents. According to the manager, the clerk “did not think anything of the incident at first.”

A Walmart loss prevention officer advised that corporate loss prevention had issued a BOLO (Be on the Lookout) for several suspects wanted in connection with similar incidents at other Walmart stores. The loss prevention officer provided police with the name of two suspects listed in the BOLO who are believed to be the same two women responsible for the June 9 theft.

The two women were seen leaving the store parking lot in a silver passenger car accompanied by an older female and a male suspect.

The case is listed as active.

[Lady Cop]

God i love stupid criminals.



Florida
A North Fort Myers couple have been arrested after child pornography was allegedly found on a cell phone they accidentally left in a Walmart shopping cart.

Alan Robert Johnson, a 33-year-old registered sex offender, was arrested with Jennifer A. Sparks, 37, on Wednesday.

The phone they left behind allegedly contained pictures of a naked adult male and female, as well as pictures of naked toddlers’ genitalia, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report. It was found by customers June 2, at Walmart Neighborhood Market at 505 SW Pine Island Road in Cape Coral.

Cape Coral police searched the phone and found an email address they traced to Johnson, whose Facebook page displayed several of the same photos found on the cell phone. Detectives obtained a search warrant for the residence he shares with Sparks in the 1100 block of 3^rd Way in North Fort Myers.

At the residence, detectives found pictures and videos of Johnson and Sparks engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation of a 4-year-old girl. it is possible one of the child's parents is complicit.

The Polk County Sheriff’s Office located the minor child and she was transferred to the Department of Children and Families.

Johnson was convicted of possessing and transporting child pornography in 2003.

He and Sparks are in Lee County Jail facing charges of sexual assault against a victim under 12, directing or promoting sexual performance by a child and possession of child pornography. They are being held without bail.

[Riotgear]

Man, it's like you people got something against meth or something.

Don't you know you can twice as much done in half the time all the while living a short and painful life full of regret and violence?

Fucking haters.