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Do you know any?
I know that there are a few here on mock.
Do you think ass kissers are cool or are they just people who like to suck ass for supposed benefit?
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Ass kissing is a general term, with tongue or just a peck?
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(03-29-2011, 07:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know that there are a few here on mock.
Are you kidding? LC practically has the entire state of Ohio shoved up her butt right now.
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Maggot, you are correct, there are different levels of ass kissing.
for the purpose of this thread lets just deal with the generic ass kisser, since most start with a peck and end up with their whole head up the ass of their supposed benefactor.
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(03-29-2011, 07:22 PM)username Wrote: (03-29-2011, 07:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know that there are a few here on mock.
Are you kidding? LC practically has the entire state of Ohio shoved up her butt right now.
I hate to agree with you because of the suposed size LC ass would have to be to accomadate such a group.
But I believe you may be on to something.
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I think ass kissing and back stabbing are two sides of the same coin. A requirement for getting ahead in the corporate world, govt, institutions.
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Is shmoozing ass kissing or just good for free drinks?
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Schmoozers are worse than ass kissers, it's like being an undercover secret ass kisser.
Most ass kissers know they are ass kissers but they won't admit it.
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I like shmoozing then, it pays better than just regular ass kissing and...........................................free drinks! :B
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i feel so left out. my ass needs kissing.
wait...what?
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What's the difference between just being nice once in a while and ass kissing? If you are mean all the time, which takes effort and isn't completely natural, aren't you kissing your own ass?
It begs the question: Why is there Mock? Why do some of us have a hard time being nice to others? Do we have a psychological dysfuntion we pass off as humor? Do we have a black mark on our hearts or are we just exceptionally honest?
Who is the biggest ass kisser? I think Duchess and LC are a team, so I don't see that as kissing ass. I think more ass kissing goes on if someone is from an exotic location (all part of the same Earth, people) because they are seen as more exciting when really they are just as douchey as the rest of us...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I suspect a few people here aren't exactly from Earth, if you know what I mean.
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(03-29-2011, 11:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: What's the difference between just being nice once in a while and ass kissing? If you are mean all the time, which takes effort and isn't completely natural, aren't you kissing your own ass?
It begs the question: Why is there Mock? Why do some of us have a hard time being nice to others? Do we have a psychological dysfuntion we pass off as humor? Do we have a black mark on our hearts or are we just exceptionally honest?
Who is the biggest ass kisser? I think Duchess and LC are a team, so I don't see that as kissing ass. I think more ass kissing goes on if someone is from an exotic location (all part of the same Earth, people) because they are seen as more exciting when really they are just as douchey as the rest of us...
There is nothing intellectual about ass kissing.
There are even less intellectual qualities in expecting your ass to be kissed.
Especially in a forum like Mock.
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Yeah, the sensitive ones are big-ass babies. "I have a problem with you questioning my mental health." Well, then don't be a crazy bitch.
I don't kiss ass. You can ask my boss. He can't help but like me, but he knows if he leaves himself open, I'll tag his ass.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Why would I kiss ass when I think I am better than everybody else?
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(03-30-2011, 08:51 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Why would I kiss ass when I think I am better than everybody else?
*high five* Great minds think alike. 
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People here used to say I kissed Sinisters ass because we got along. I just said whatever. I do as I please and if someone wants to say that's ass kissing, so be it.
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(03-30-2011, 08:51 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Why would I kiss ass when I think I am better than everybody else?
Personal flavor choice?
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