03-31-2011, 11:27 AM
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Caption this......
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03-31-2011, 11:33 AM
Close your eyes and I will give you an emanuel surprise.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-31-2011, 12:20 PM
"I use head and shoulders"
"But you don't have dandruff!.......aaahhhh!"
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
03-31-2011, 12:40 PM
Gee, your hair smells like my mistress.
03-31-2011, 12:44 PM
I'm not wearing any underwear.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
03-31-2011, 01:43 PM
Mmmm, Rohm, you make donkeys proud
or... *giggles* stop poking me with your cigar... Commando Cunt Queen
04-01-2011, 01:02 AM
You found the G spot
04-01-2011, 05:37 AM
He: "you ..... just farted." She: "..........yess" He: "it's like ..... Chanel No5." She: "ahhh ...... thank you"
04-01-2011, 09:42 PM
Is that just the constitution rolled up in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
04-02-2011, 08:57 AM
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
04-02-2011, 10:58 PM
"I did not have sexual relations with that other woman...it was only a blow job, it's you I care about."
04-26-2017, 09:34 PM
Just thought I would try to get SOMEBODY to puke up supper with that picture,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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