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#61
05-01-2011, 11:12 AM
(05-01-2011, 11:05 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(05-01-2011, 11:02 AM)thekid65 Wrote: How about you quit posting your deviant sexual fantasies on the message board

What? I don't understand,

Well, that's certainly not the first time you've not been able to comprehend a simple sentence.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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#62
05-01-2011, 11:13 AM
And it will definitely not be the last time.
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#63
05-01-2011, 11:19 AM
Please go and take your remake of Brokeback Mountain somewhere else please boys.
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#64
05-01-2011, 12:14 PM
(05-01-2011, 09:28 AM)melissab Wrote: I'm extremely jealous that Imabitch2 has more red stars than me? What's a non-bitch gotta do to earn her colors?

Stars? Geez . . . I had no idea what she was talking about until I really studied the avatards.

All these months . . . delusional about being "perceptive" and having an "eye for detail".

How disappointing.

(Note to self: "Change Bio to reflect shortcomings")

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#65
05-08-2011, 09:33 AM
Happy Mother's Day all!
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06-12-2011, 11:53 PM
Okay, okay, what's a new bitch gotta do to for all her stars to be red? I can take it, go ahead and tell me!
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#67
06-12-2011, 11:59 PM
Hello Melissa!
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#68
06-13-2011, 05:28 AM
(06-12-2011, 11:53 PM)melissab Wrote: Okay, okay, what's a new bitch gotta do to for all her stars to be red? I can take it, go ahead and tell me!


People who read your thread can click on the number of stars according to how much they like it. It's called "rating" a thread. I've never done it myself & rarely pay attention to that kind of thing.

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06-13-2011, 01:42 PM
Take a cast iron skillet and klunk it between the lookers just above the bridge of your nose..........you will see stars.
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06-20-2011, 08:02 AM
(06-12-2011, 11:53 PM)melissab Wrote: Okay, okay, what's a new bitch gotta do to for all her stars to be red? I can take it, go ahead and tell me!
Try dropping the dumb broad act and shoot for some interesting commentary. No one votes for your thread because you are dull. Show some boobs or wit.

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06-20-2011, 08:37 AM
Long time no hear from you, Ima.

One of the mandatory CA prisoner releases got you back into circulation?
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06-20-2011, 08:51 AM
No, the budget cuts closed the library I was using. I had to find another one in the vicinity.
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06-20-2011, 08:59 AM
IMATWAT has a library card?? Big surprise

















































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06-20-2011, 09:04 AM


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#75
06-20-2011, 07:17 PM
I didn't know they had public computers in crack houses. Figured the pubic lice would be bad for the hard drive...
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#76
06-20-2011, 09:18 PM
Please...........Tell us how you REALLY feel!
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#77
06-20-2011, 09:41 PM
Yeh I really feel Prima is holding back today. She has gone all shy and introverted and shit.
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#78
06-20-2011, 11:40 PM
My halo fell off and I haven't found it. I haven't looked, but that's not the point.
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#79
06-21-2011, 12:05 PM
Duchess is the keeper of the points.
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#80
06-24-2011, 12:23 AM
(06-20-2011, 08:51 AM)IMABITCH2 Wrote: No, the budget cuts closed the library I was using. I had to find another one in the vicinity.

Wearing THAT kind of underwear will not get you included in the rapture my dear. If you are wanting to go UP those panties are going to have to come DOWN. The Lord created the colour green for us to walk on, what is that a lime green? No no no. No wonder God created the superior dance...2,3,4 hit it Pearl

(I am really taking this church lady role on .............. and loving it)
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