Cops and robbers

[Cynical Ninja]

Bullshit comes in all shapes and sizes.

Stop humping my leg dick.

[Maggot]

Do you ever feel like holding a pillow over those poor dying peoples heads?

[Cynical Ninja]

Just seen in the paper that a 78 year old man was sleeping in his home, when he heard something strange, 4 masked men broke into his house and robbed him! 78 years old, WTF is wrong with people. No respect for human life among many, man must be ready for anything at any given time!

Criminals have never had any respect for anybody, that's what makes them criminals.

There was an 80 year old woman who was visiting her daughter when a young douche tried to break in and nick her handbag, she knocked him unconscious with her walking stick.

Granny justice.

[Sonny223]

I'm waiting for the day this happens to me, I will b ready, 223 ar right next to my head at night. The more intruders the better, Castle law is in effect in Ohio, 50 round clip will do the trick.

[BlueTiki]

. . . a 78 year old man was sleeping in his home, when he heard something strange . . .

So . . .

. . . . if he was awake (and not sleeping) the sound would not have been strange?

Silly old people. In bed by 8:00 PM!

[Sonny223]

Old people I look out for when I can, as should all upstanding Americans, don't hesitate to help the elderly in any shape or form.

[BlueTiki]

50 round clip will do the trick.

You must be a lousy shot.

Get a 12 gauge . . .

[IMaDick]

I'm waiting for the day this happens to me, I will b ready, 223 ar right next to my head at night. The more intruders the better, Castle law is in effect in Ohio, 50 round clip will do the trick.

Your choice of a home defense weapon is stupid.

[Cynical Ninja]

Do you ever feel like holding a pillow over those poor dying peoples heads?

Sometimes yes, seeing people in the final stages of terminal cancer who are obviously in terrible pain despite being up to their eyeballs in morphine can be hard.
I have been there at the very end on numerous occasions and seeing them fade away often comes as a relief for them and for me.
Also AIDS and motor neurone are horrible diseases, the victims just seem to slowly shrivel up and waste away.

[Sonny223]

Is leaving all your doors and windows unlocked at night safe for me to do. Hence the name sonny 223, has his 223 ar in hand on my couch drinking beers sound normal?

[Maggot]

Old people I look out for when I can, as should all upstanding Americans, don't hesitate to help the elderly in any shape or form.

What if one asked you to kill them?

[IMaDick]

Bullshit comes in all shapes and sizes.

Stop humping my leg dick.

Funny how you adopted my little saying so that you could have something witty to say.

[Fibonacci Prima]

Mito kids are heartbreaking.

[Sonny223]

That's just for more than 1 scene, the side by side I have us better for home defense.

[Cynical Ninja]

The more intruders the better.

You are either a homicidal maniac or you've watched too many Chuck Norris films.

[BlueTiki]

Castle law is in effect in Ohio . . .

I guess a mobile home is considered a "castle" in your neck of the woods.

Props to you . . . your Highness!

[Fibonacci Prima]

Sonny, you honestly think anyone would find your waterproofed cardboard box worth invading?

[Duchess]

I had the Hersey chocolate squirts this morning. But I do know what you mean, I look forward to the day that I have to wipe once and that's it, what's it gonna take for that to happen?

Gross motherfucker.

[Sonny223]

Castle law my friends, that's our advantage right there.

[Cynical Ninja]

Funny how you adopted my little saying so that you could have something witty to say.

Witty?, hardly dick.

It is a douchebag saying I keep in reserve to reply to your more witless posts that aren't worth replying to properly.