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ladies, gentlemen and various other twats
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06-28-2009, 05:08 AM
am here for your pisstaking pleasure. That is all.
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06-28-2009, 05:33 AM
A one line intro ?...Yup, that'll sure give us an idea of what kinda Mocker you would make.
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06-28-2009, 06:05 AM
and your av gives me some idea of what sort of slut you are
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06-28-2009, 06:09 AM
Oh really, you think you've got me all figured out by the avatar I use ?...Hahahaha
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06-28-2009, 08:19 AM
Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?
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06-28-2009, 08:19 AM
yes, a fat, inadequate, somewhat sweaty lass, desperately trying to convince herself of her attractiveness
...either that or a 20 stone plumber called Dave
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06-28-2009, 08:21 AM
magpie Wrote:yes, a fat, inadequate, somewhat sweaty lass, desperately trying to convince herself of her attractiveness
...either that or a 20 stone plumber called Dave
You talkin' to me, pal ?...'Cuz one of those descriptions fits me to a T.
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06-28-2009, 08:23 AM
yes, Mr T, that's about your size that is
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06-28-2009, 08:24 AM
You can call me Sal.
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06-28-2009, 08:24 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?
hello lumpypussy...you might want to get that seen too!
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06-28-2009, 08:26 AM
Load an avatar, Birdbrain.
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06-28-2009, 08:37 AM
magpie Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?
hello lumpypussy...you might want to get that seen too!
I'm afraid I can't bend over that far.
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06-28-2009, 08:53 AM
Oh look a new dummy.

Says you're in bannage for the last 8 years.

Care to explain or were you just too dumb to spell check?
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06-28-2009, 09:53 AM
Magpie, you little desk monkey, load an avatar and:

AND A BITCH NAME. YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE. BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch." Make up something that fits.
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06-28-2009, 11:19 AM
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Magpie, you little desk monkey, load an avatar and:

AND A BITCH NAME.  YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE.  BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch."  Make up something that fits.

or, just steal this one (it fits you to a "T"):

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06-28-2009, 11:31 AM
Whatta boring fuck this one is. :Yawn:
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06-28-2009, 12:04 PM
definitely white bread pudding
Fug duh kund
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06-28-2009, 03:18 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
magpie Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Hello magpie. Do you collect bright, shiny things? Do you scream loudly in the morning and annoy your neighbors?
hello lumpypussy...you might want to get that seen too!
I'm afraid I can't bend over that far.
how about we break some ribs?
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06-28-2009, 03:20 PM
Duchess Wrote:Whatta boring fuck this one is. :Yawn:
I don't believe I have the pleasure of your company in bed madam and I'll thank you not to listen to the rumours!!
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06-28-2009, 03:20 PM
I think I know this one... she's a damn quick wit but her attention span isn't very long. Torturing her in newbie hell isn't going to be very rewarding, I'm thinking.





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