Puzzle 2

[Cynical Ninja]

Poor duchess.

25 of each in each bowl is all of the marbles and presents the same odds as what OP claims to be the correct answer.

The best thing about these puzzles is some of dicks....."solutions"!



The above answer is wrong on several levels.

Dick is to probability puzzles what Michael Vick is to animal welfare, he should be convicted of cruelty to puzzles.

[IMaDick]

Poor duchess.

25 of each in each bowl is all of the marbles and presents the same odds as what OP claims to be the correct answer.

The best thing about these puzzles is some of dicks....."solutions"!



The above answer is wrong on several levels.

Dick is to probability puzzles what Michael Vick is to animal welfare, he should be convicted of cruelty to puzzles.

eat shit fool, any answer that has the same odd's of success is correct.

You were born a mushroom and a mushroom you remain.

[Duchess]

You're a full blown tard, dick, you didn't even comprehend the puzzle.

[IMaDick]

You're a full blown tard, dick, you didn't even comprehend the puzzle.

Bullshit, you join OP in his retardedness.

The whole puzzle was about the odd's of success, read the puzzle again.

[Cynical Ninja]

Bullshit, you join OP in his retardedness.

The whole puzzle was about the odd's of success, read the puzzle again.

Shall I put dick out of his puzzle misery yet people?

How it about dick? want to know why my solution offers better odds than your.....ahem.....solution?

[Cynical Ninja]

PUZZLE 2 - AN ABRIDGED VERSION FOR RETARDS LIKE DICK.

PUTTING ALL THE WHITE MARBLES IN ONE BOWL AND BLACK MARBLES IN THE OTHER BOWL DOES INDEED GIVE YOU A FIFTY FIFTY CHANCE DICK OF PICKING A WHITE MARBLE THE SAME AS PUTTING ONE WHITE MARBLE INTO ONE BOWL.

BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!

PUTTING ALL THE OTHER MARBLES INTO ONE BOWL MEANS YOU HAVE A ⁴⁹⁄₅₀ CHANCE OF PICKING A WHITE MARBLE FROM THE OTHER BOWL!!!!

THUS MAXIMISING YOUR ODDS REGARDLESS OF WHAT BOWL YOU PICK A MARBLE FROM!!

TA DA! FUCKWIT!

[IMaDick]

Bullshit, you join OP in his retardedness.

The whole puzzle was about the odd's of success, read the puzzle again.

Shall I put dick out of his puzzle misery yet people?

How it about dick? want to know why my solution offers better odds than your.....ahem.....solution?

OP, keep your grade school shit to yourself.

1 to 1 chance in one bowl and 49 to 1 in the other.

still equates to a ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ chance that you will stick your hand in the right bowl.

the best that this puzzle offers is a ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ chance at survival.

[Duchess]

1 to 1 chance in one bowl and 49 to 1 in the other.

Tard

[IMaDick]

1 to 1 chance in one bowl and 49 to 1 in the other.

Tard

Really? Jesus stay away from vegas Duchess.

You missed it didn't you?

OP was citing his 1 to 1 bowl as a higher percentage, I was using my bowl of 50 marbles each.

holy fuck you would follow OP off a fucking cliff.

[IMaDick]

Do you get it yet Duchess?

no matter what the fuck you do, with 2 bowls the chances are 50/50.

OP solution does this to the odds

99 marbles in one bowl, 49 white and 50 black.

if you stick your hand in that bowl your odds are actually diminished by one.

if the bowls are split evenly then ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ is maintained which is actually the best you could do anyway.

[Cynical Ninja]

Do you get it yet Duchess?

no matter what the fuck you do, with 2 bowls the chances are 50/50.

OP solution does this to the odds

99 marbles in one bowl, 49 white and 50 black.

if you stick your hand in that bowl your odds are actually diminished by one.

if the bowls are split evenly then ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ is maintained which is actually the best you could do anyway.

This.........IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!



I am actually at a loss as to how I can simplify further how the solution of this puzzle works.

dick is the mental equivilent of a bee being unable to find the open window that covers 95% of the surface of a wall. He's just constantly banging his head against the 5% of the wall that isn't a window.

I am going to do a puzzle thread everyday but from now on they be entitled "This is how retarded dick is everybody!"

[Duchess]

Hahahahaha!

[Duchess]

holy fuck you would follow OP off a fucking cliff.

If you were smart & funny I'd follow you around too.

Does your aftershave smell like sandalwood, 'cuz I've been known to follow that too.

[IMaDick]

Do you get it yet Duchess?

no matter what the fuck you do, with 2 bowls the chances are 50/50.

OP solution does this to the odds

99 marbles in one bowl, 49 white and 50 black.

if you stick your hand in that bowl your odds are actually diminished by one.

if the bowls are split evenly then ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ is maintained which is actually the best you could do anyway.

This.........IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!



I am actually at a loss as to how I can simplify further how the solution of this puzzle works.

dick is the mental equivilent of a bee being unable to find the open window that covers 95% of the surface of a wall. He's just constantly banging his head against the 5% of the wall that isn't a window.

I am going to do a puzzle thread everyday but from now on they be entitled "This is how retarded dick is everybody!"

That's because you actually didn't understand your own puzzle.

[Cynical Ninja]

ONE BOWL WITH ONE WHITE MARBLE ONE BOWL WITH 49 WHITE AND 50 BLACK MARBLES.

(breath deeply dick focus your mind)

⁵⁰⁄₅₀ CHANCE OF PICKING THE RIGHT BOWL

(breath deeply dick concentrate)

YOU'VE PICKED THE WRONG BOWL OH NO! - This would be the end of your solution yeah?

BUT HANG ON! I MAY HAVE PICKED THE WRONG BOWL BUT I STILL HAVE AN ALMOST ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ CHANCE OF PICKING A WHITE MARBLE!!

HURRAH!!!

Will this penetrate dicks granite walnut of a brain?

I'd say the odds were 50/50.

[IMaDick]

2 bowls OP, there is no guarnatee that you will stick your hand in the bowl with one marble or the one with 99 marbles.

2 bowls equal 50/50.

try all you want to change that, ok?

[Cynical Ninja]

PUZZLE 2 DOUBLE ABRIDGED SOLUTION FOR PEOPLE OF THE SPECIES HOMO ERECTUS AND BELOW.

DICKS "SOLUTION" GIVES YOU ONE ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ CHANCE.

MY SOLUTION GIVES YOU A ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ CHANCE AAAANNNNNNDDDD AN ADDITIONAL ⁴⁹⁄₅₀ CHANCE!!!!

If dicks fails to comprehend this I give up.

The best thing about the puzzle threads is dick is completely oblivious to how much of a fucking moron he looks to anyone with half a brain.

[Cynical Ninja]

2 bowls OP, there is no guarnatee that you will stick your hand in the bowl with one marble or the one with 99 marbles.

Jesus wept.

You will definitely by sticking your hand in one of those bowls dick yes otherwise da puzzle don't work ya?

[IMaDick]

Keep trying OP.

[Duchess]

Jesus wept.

I think I've laughed through this entire thread.