be prepared...tomorrow is THE RUPTURE!

[Lady Cop]

a member's muscled frame ruptures---->





nobody will escape THE RUPTURE!

[username]

WTH? Where do you come up with this stuff? I'm pretty sure your brain has ruptured, LC.












I like it.

[IMaDick]

LC, just keep it up sweetie.

[Lady Cop]

i was reading some Christian website about the rapture. they had an article about how to tell whether your teens were considering sex as an extracurricular activity. here is one way:

6) For boys, switching underwear styles: This may come as a surprise, but boys in the early stages of sexual prowling often make a shift from one underwear type to another. Some go from briefs to boxers to allow for easier access during oral copulation. Others select tighter pouch briefs, low-rise trunks, jockstraps or the homoeroticized Calvin Klein brand in an attempt to impress a potential mate with the firm, abundant shape of their private areas.


somehow i think the good Christian who was writing the article had an unhealthy interest in teens' 'firm, abundant private areas'.

a reader's reply:

Stephen,

This is an amazing primer for parents. There were several points that I hadn’t thought of. I’ve been preparing for the day when the grandkids begin experimenting with an ultraviolet light review of all their laundry. :O

Thanks so much for your investigation, you dear man.
Kind regards,
BB
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[Duchess]

I’ve been preparing for the day when the grandkids begin experimenting with an ultraviolet light review of all their laundry. :O

I hope that nosy old bitch has her bank account hacked & all her money stolen, then I'd be grateful if she got a pc virus and couldn't afford to have it fixed. I want bad things to happen to all fucky people.

I am not a good Christian & if she is what one is then I hope I never am.