Be gentle I'm new.

[twisteroo]

Butter will give ya a fat ass.

I've only made it, I don't eat it.

[LuMPyPussy]

do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?

Wow, I didn't know donuts even had legs!

[Lady Cop]

do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?

I don't really hate cops, just don't have much use for them.

I've had a misdemeanor or two when I was younger.

In my best Joe Dirt Voice: "You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw."

OK a +1 for honesty. maybe. ::sly::

[Duchess]

Does it snow where you are ?...Do you have a mother inlaw ?...Do you prefer the company of animals over people ?...Ever flipped someone the bird while driving ?

[twisteroo]

do you hate cops, have a record (list all misdemeanors and/or felonies), or tell lame donut jokes?

I don't really hate cops, just don't have much use for them.

I've had a misdemeanor or two when I was younger.

In my best Joe Dirt Voice: "You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw."

OK a +1 for honesty. maybe. ::sly::

Maybe that didn't sound right, I just mean that usually nothing good is going to happen when the cops show up.

[twisteroo]

Does it snow where you are ?...Do you have a mother inlaw ?...Do you prefer the company of animals over people ?...Ever flipped someone the bird while driving ?

Yes

Fuck me......::bang::

Sometimes

More like have I ever driven without flipping the bird to someone?

[Duchess]

Tell me this, do your supermarkets sell Gramma Brown Baked Beans ? ::sly::

[twisteroo]

Tell me this, do your supermarkets sell Gramma Brown Baked Beans ? ::sly::

Yes they do.

Are you my neighbor?

[Duchess]

Aha !...They are only sold in one place in all the land !

[twisteroo]

Really?

Have you ever had a fine can of Cowboy Billy's baked beans?

[Duchess]

Welcome to Mock, baby. :kiss::

[twisteroo]

Uh, thank you.....I think.

[Duchess]

I'm pretty fuckin' delighted that you are here. ::boobs::

[twisteroo]

Well now, you are quite pleasant.

I'm pretty fuckin happy to be here, being welcomed so warmly.

Are those beans really only sold in one place? I've always seen grandma browns in the stores.

[Duchess]

Are those beans really only sold in one place?

I'm not absolutely positive but, quite certain, yes, only one area.

[The Antagonist]

Your hobby says "bikes bitch".... please expound on that.

[twisteroo]

Are those beans really only sold in one place?

I'm not absolutely positive but, quite certain, yes, only one area.

I must be in that area then, I've always known about and had access to them.

[twisteroo]

Your hobby says "bikes bitch".... please expound on that.

I'm a bicycle rider, I ride, I tinker, I fix, I have too many bike, too many parts, too many wants, too many dream rides and not enough time.

[FAHQTOO]

Your hobby says "bikes bitch".... please expound on that.

I'm a bicycle rider, I ride, I tinker, I fix, I have too many bike, too many parts, too many wants, too many dream rides and not enough time.

Well, my thought was that he was into motorcycles and found this site by way of a pic of our long lost sinister with her fingers shoved up her ass with a link to this place under the pic. He WAS expecting nekkid women and all....::dunno::

Guess not.

[Luke Warmwater]

"I'm a tricycle rider"

one with a white basket, streamers, and a bell.