Weinergate

[IMaDick]

Send him a picture of your little weiner and see if he responds.

If he doesn't I will consider him as a possibility.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Being old and fat is not a crime. being old,fat and stupid should be a crime, being old,fat,stupid and a shut in is just sad.

We will Pray for You Dick

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Try to keep A Smile

[IMaDick]

Pray that at some point you actually figure out that you're being used.

[ZEROSPHERES]

You mean like the way 'Bush USED Jon Stewart' to get laughs?

[IMaDick]

I kinda figured you would fail to figure it out.

carry on zeroballs the world is your oyster.

[aussiefriend]

Today I was talking with my mum, she is in her home. We were talking about my sister and this difficult situation my sister is in (remember my mum is a little irish lady),

my mother then says "it's a terrible world out there these days with politicians taking off their clothes and all that shite"

I completely lost it, this has been the affect and influence that mother's time with me has had on her! She was obviously referring to Weiner dude. And she had seen that on the news when she was here with me. I am still laughing writing this. Because I was laughing so much on the phone she was laughing too.

Is it me? Is that funny? I just pictured that picture of him standing in front of the mirror (still laughing here) with the towel over his privates, I absolutely roared. I mean it's funny shit right? Fuck that's funny, and he wanted to keep his job! No, not after shit.

[Maggot]

Hey kid............pssssssst...........................psssssssst.




































Just because people are old does not mean they are stupid. Have you ever talked to her like you would talk to a co-worker? Or your best friend? Your Mom has spunk and you could learn from her.


Yeah it was funny, but was it because it was unexpected or because it was funny? These things are great,great questions that need to be answered with the utmost care and respect.
I am still belly laughing.........ha,ha. but that may be the oatmeal cookie and apple juice I just had, having a tickle fest in my upper digestive tract.

[aussiefriend]

mum and i talk like best friends all the time. regarding weiners weiner, when i had the international news on catching up what you lot were up to, i didn't think my mum was paying any attention. then she comes out with that.

by the way I am suspecting some overactive acid production in the stomach region, after your oatmeal cookie with apple juice, which is essentially causing you to have gas. and alot of it i suspect.

[aussiefriend]

Is my humour different to y'all? Or was it one of those 'you had to be there' moments? Because everyone is really quiet.

Oh..........or maybe you all support this guy? Is it?

[Duchess]

Aussie! Most of us have been sleeping, you goof. You're posting when it's the middle of the night here & some Mockers are even later given they live on the left coast. Settle down & give everyone a chance to wake up.

[aussiefriend]

remember, I am paranoid on a good day! I had a good day, its 8.21pm here!

[Duchess]

its 8.21pm here!

It's happy hour! Pop a top, babe.

[aussiefriend]

you know what? I am on hols from study now till late July. It's great, I am still starting to unwind, I was really wound up towards the end with all the work that had to be handed in etc. I had online exam closed Sat. I think i went well, but you never can tell. Just glad its over.

[Duchess]

I'd love to have a month long holiday. I'd get outta Dodge so friggin' fast I'd leave dust in my wake.

[Lady Cop]

A male escort has claimed a former Congressional candidate paid him $500 for sex and promised to buy him a new car and other gifts.

The unnamed 'rent boy' alleged he met married father-of-two Chris Myers, the suburban mayor of Medford, New Jersey, at a hotel in California.

He said Myers showed him his township identification card and gold ID shield as proof of identity.

But Myers insists he has been set up. He said in his defence: 'I've been down that road before, where a photo has been photoshopped to look like something it wasn't.'

[Duchess]

Finally some good news for Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin.

Abedin gave birth to a baby boy, Jordan Zane Weiner, Wednesday night, 10 days before the News Year's Eve due date. The little guy weighed in a little over 7 pounds.

The New York Post, naturally, welcomed Jordan Zane into the world with a front page headline reading, "A Little Weiner", "Baby boy for Huma and louse."

[Cracker]

Day one. It started on day one, the weiner jokes. Poor baby.

Would you change your name if you were a Weiner? I know there is a lot of family history and Jewish tradition behind the name. I would change it to Wein. Or maybe Peen.

[Lady Cop]

another dipshit



A Detroit judge from a legendary legal family is probably wishing he kept his black robe on.

Third Circuit Judge Wade McCree, who specializes in sexual misconduct cases, admitted he texted a shirtless photo of himself to his bailiff's cellphone, where her husband found it.

"Hot dog, yep that's me," McCree told Charlie LeDuff, a former New York Times Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who now reports for MyFoxDetroit. "I've got no shame in my game. I ain't talked to nobody else's wife … There's nothing nude about it. I'm in no more clothes than I'll be at the Y this afternoon when I swim my mile."

McCree's father, Wade H. McCree Jr., was the first African-American judge to be appointed to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit and only the second African-American solicitor general, serving during the Carter administration.

Despite the judge's lack of shame, the husband of the unidentified woman -- a court bailiff in Detroit -- told MyFoxDetroit.com that his wife received the "highly inappropriate" photo from McCree directly.

The angry husband has filed a complaint with Michigan's Judicial Tenure Commission, which declined to comment when contacted by FoxNews.com on Tuesday, citing confidentiality requirements imposed by Michigan courts. It is not clear what penalty -- if any -- the married McCree faces for sending the photograph.

[Duchess]

A judge. Jesus Christ.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm sure judges should have more important things to fill their time with than texting their torso to another mans wife.

Tosser.