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#21
06-06-2011, 11:10 AM
All I know is that too much iron makes you constipated. No wonder Dick is always so uptight.

Get a new coffee cup Dick, take it into the bathroom, and you will see the world with new eyes.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#22
06-06-2011, 11:21 AM
attention people, freakoid and fucknuts have exceeded their allotment of hyperbole and bullshit. please disreard any further posts made by them today.

This has been a public service announcement.
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06-06-2011, 11:36 AM
(06-06-2011, 11:10 AM)Cracker Wrote: All I know is that too much iron makes you constipated. No wonder Dick is always so uptight.


That explains everything!

Take her advice, Dick, you'll be a happier man for having done so.

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06-06-2011, 11:42 AM
*putting on rubber gloves* come over here Dick and I will give you this suppository! This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you, trust me on that one. Bend over.
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#25
06-06-2011, 11:43 AM
Well, I suppose cracker is an expert on taking a shit.

I have to burn a bunch of bacon in my cup again anyway.
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06-06-2011, 11:44 AM
(06-06-2011, 11:42 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: *putting on rubber gloves* come over here Dick and I will give you this suppository! This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you, trust me on that one. Bend over.


Hahahaha!

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06-07-2011, 12:15 PM
(06-06-2011, 11:43 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Well, I suppose cracker is an expert on taking a shit.

I have to burn a bunch of bacon in my cup again anyway.

You are grouchy today. Fix your fucking cup already.

If I were your wife, I wouldn't touch that fucking cup again. I bet you have been a shit at home, too, because she washed your cup.

If you would have replaced the paper towel roll, she could have just wiped it out. Think about that shit for a minute.
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06-07-2011, 12:21 PM
Naw I'm ok, I even helped her out and cleaned a few of her DVD's for her.
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06-07-2011, 12:47 PM


No, you're not okay. You're a grouchy bear today..more than usual. Maybe you need to get laid or something.
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06-07-2011, 01:02 PM
being Ya, I'm ok.

I'm not grumpy and I'm not being mean to anyone.

What I am doing is taking everyone at their word and what they say at face value, if they are being phony assholes that's not my fault.
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06-07-2011, 07:09 PM
I don't think a suppository will cut it! Enema....now that will sort Dick out. Anybody got a long hose?
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06-07-2011, 07:24 PM
(06-07-2011, 01:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: being Ya, I'm ok.

I'm not grumpy and I'm not being mean to anyone.

What I am doing is taking everyone at their word and what they say at face value, if they are being phony assholes that's not my fault.


Bullshit! You accused me of lying about never having hemorrhoids back on page 2, you son of a bitch.

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06-07-2011, 07:27 PM
(06-07-2011, 07:09 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think a suppository will cut it! Enema....now that will sort Dick out. Anybody got a long hose?


I do! I do! Respect-applause

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06-07-2011, 07:31 PM
We are going to have to secure the patient I think for this procedure. Forget about the consent form the patient is not of sound mind.
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06-07-2011, 07:37 PM


Once he's secure I'll finally have the opportunity to whale on him with my handbag! YeeHaw!
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#36
06-07-2011, 10:48 PM
You know Duchess, this might be bigger than us, we may need a specialist, because let's face it, he's full of shit!
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#37
06-08-2011, 12:27 AM
I'll volunteer to drive the semi over the bag.

You girls hold him down and wear raincoats.

May I suggest a solution of coffee grounds and magnesium citrate?
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06-08-2011, 01:46 AM
(06-07-2011, 07:24 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-07-2011, 01:02 PM)IMaDick Wrote: being Ya, I'm ok.

I'm not grumpy and I'm not being mean to anyone.

What I am doing is taking everyone at their word and what they say at face value, if they are being phony assholes that's not my fault.


Bullshit! You accused me of lying about never having hemorrhoids back on page 2, you son of a bitch.

Like I said if you are a being a phony asshole that is not my fault.

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#39
06-08-2011, 04:21 AM
Dick is ignoring us. I fear we may have offended him.

Dick, from my heart I apologise for saying that you are full of 'shit' I meant 'fecal matter'.
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06-08-2011, 05:39 AM
(06-08-2011, 04:21 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Dick is ignoring us.


Then consider this your lucky day.

I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have Dick to fuck with everyday.

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