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(06-20-2011, 01:20 AM)IMaDick Wrote: hey usedup, you should be able to relate to this newbie. don't you think?
Dear Dick,
You can stop humping my leg now; it's not going to get you anywhere.
Sincerely,
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(06-20-2011, 07:16 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Oh great. Another one.
hey, them thars fightin' werds huuuuuck *spit*
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Aussie, wtf.
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I thought Prima was referring to having another aussie in the forum. It's ok most aussies are not as weird as me.
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I would move to OZ just to mess with Aussiebitch. She would probably laugh like a squeeky see-saw with a slight snort at the end. I could overlook that though and just chuckle as I cooked Iguanas and bush babies or something.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(06-20-2011, 09:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would move to OZ just to mess with Aussiebitch. She would probably laugh like a squeeky see-saw with a slight snort at the end. I could overlook that though and just chuckle as I cooked Iguanas and bush babies or something.
are you kidding? when I laugh maggot, its a loud roar. My bladder better be empty too, its not as strong as it used to be.
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(06-20-2011, 08:50 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I thought Prima was referring to having another aussie in the forum. It's ok most aussies are not as weird as me.
I am...and I cuss like a trucker with tits
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Aussie, do you want to go to LA? Have you ever been here?
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When I am rich and famous and shit, I will definately come and visit you all. I will set up a Mock Party with LC and y'alls permission.
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Dr Phil can turn up to the party and we can put shit on him yeah. bring in some newbies and give them a Mock welcome
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Yesterday I was talking to my babysitter before going off to work. We were talking about the US. I was saying, that Gadhafi is going to get it!!! I was saying, look at Pearl Harbour, Osama Bin Laden etc, don't mess with the americans or you are going to get it big time. Then I said thank God they like us hey? thank God we are friends with them. We both laughed she was like yeh. Coz her husband is in the army reserve.
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Are you into the Cointreau, Aussie?
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Stone cold sober, bit early in the morn. That's the God's honest truth I had that conversation with the babysitter yday. Maybe you had to be there, she totally agreed with me. Maybe because it was on the news that they issued an arrest warrant, and we had morning TV on here.
Or are you referring to my dream of being a popstar?
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(06-29-2011, 08:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Or are you referring to my dream of being a popstar?
No, dreams are wonderful to have. I'm talking about you inviting Dr. Phil to a Mock party.
I want to invite Bill Clinton & Paula Deen.
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Dr Phil so we could Mock him! Not so we could get cosy cosy.
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(06-29-2011, 08:42 PM)Duchess Wrote: (06-29-2011, 08:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Or are you referring to my dream of being a popstar?
No, dreams are wonderful to have. I'm talking about you inviting Dr. Phil to a Mock party.
I want to invite Bill Clinton & Paula Deen.
I would like to present both with a maggot "special" cake. if not for nothin but just smackin the stupid smiles off both of their faces. It could have ballon animals inside that float to the ceiling when it is sliced into. Everyone could clap, clap, clap as they floated up to the chandelier and smile like the headlights on a 42 ford screaming down a cliff toward a large body of water.
Everyone would laugh as Bill looks down Paulas bazzom filled blouse. Only Hillary would notice that though, and kick him squarely in his left shin, turning that smile into a memory best left forgotten.
Later in the moonlight Paula & Hillary take a swim in the moonlit ocean, giggling as they run along the edge of the surf.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Oh Oh ... I remember that song, although I am sure my spelling is off, since I'm damn near 60 and reaching back to the dark ages ... "Once a jolly swagman sat beside a billabum, under the shade of a koklaba tree".
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