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*4th of July*
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#41
07-04-2011, 06:52 PM
(07-04-2011, 09:41 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Fucking bummer. We've got a beautiful day


It cleared up & all was well. I did my entertaining yesterday afternoon/evening.

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07-04-2011, 07:59 PM
A couple passing showers nothing serious. A nice day. Relaxing. I think because I figured out a way to use my compressor to fill up pool toys though. I love pens.




























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07-04-2011, 09:15 PM
(07-04-2011, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I love pens.

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07-04-2011, 09:29 PM
i've been trying to figure out what he was talking about too...pens? hah
but i've been trying to figure out what Maggot is talking about for years.


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07-04-2011, 09:34 PM
(07-04-2011, 09:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(07-04-2011, 07:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: I love penis.

Please tell me you spell checked before posting.

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07-04-2011, 10:08 PM
I had to cut a pen so I could insert the tapered side into the nipple of the pool toy. It filled the thing up faster than I could have blown air into it. I only had a tire valve setup on the compressor. Awink
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07-04-2011, 10:51 PM
(07-04-2011, 09:41 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Fucking bummer. We've got a beautiful day on tap here in I-dee-ho..and I'm ready to have a good time Smiley_emoticons_hurra3


Fucking pyro. No wonder your username is "thekid". Have fun, don't start any wildfires but I'll laugh my ass off if you blow off a couple of digits.


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07-04-2011, 11:08 PM
User just because you live in a state that your only freedom is to pay taxes don't fuck with the citizens of the rest of the country where people can still do some of what they want to.
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07-05-2011, 07:14 AM
Boston sparkles! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

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07-05-2011, 08:56 AM
Had a kickass time last night..more fireworks than I felt like shooting off. Unfortunately, we had one casualty.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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07-05-2011, 09:48 AM
Thats what you get for buying cheap assed chinese shit, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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07-05-2011, 09:56 AM
Thats why it was a fireworks table...cant stand the plastic crap lawn furniture. It was the MIL's, and she gave it to us several years ago. Get's used once per year....well, not anymore....
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07-05-2011, 10:29 AM
It figures that you would be pussy enough to blame it on the MIL.

Do you really expect me to believe that the table was only used for fireworks once a year? OP might fall for that shit but it ain't workin on me.
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#54
07-05-2011, 11:30 AM
(07-05-2011, 08:56 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Had a kickass time last night..more fireworks than I felt like shooting off. Unfortunately, we had one casualty.

Oh thank God, I thought you were going to say you blew up the Roomba.

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07-05-2011, 06:35 PM
Not a bad idea...I'll keep that in mind for next year....as it's pretty much sitting there gathering dust.
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07-05-2011, 09:33 PM
There is something about lighting a fuse and running like hell that brings out the James Bond in everyone,
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07-05-2011, 11:19 PM
(07-04-2011, 11:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: User just because you live in a state that your only freedom is to pay taxes don't fuck with the citizens of the rest of the country where people can still do some of what they want to.


I don't give a fuck. Just don't sue if someone blows their finger off or sets the state on fire.
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#58
07-05-2011, 11:57 PM
Do people judge you if you have plastic lawn furniture? I never think of it as being made in a foreign country. I think we do plastic molding over here. If you use it for your dining room, I can see where people would turn up their noses, but I don't get the plastic snobbery for deck furniture.

I have glass and metal. The metal part is starting to rust a little. I wish I had the fake wood-looking plastic. That shit lasts forever and it isn't cheap.

They sell glass tables at Walmart. Not sure why plastic is shameful. I love the big white plastic lounge chairs at the pool.

Fuck you people that don't like plastic. They stack and shit.
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07-06-2011, 12:06 AM
I build mine from wood that I know supports an industry in this country with out importing our own natural resources through no tax zones for foreign countries after they make the shit.

Fuck you if you can't see past the end of your plastic chinese furniture.
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07-06-2011, 12:12 AM
(07-06-2011, 12:06 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I build mine from wood that I know supports an industry in this country with out importing our own natural resources through no tax zones for foreign countries after they make the shit.

Fuck you if you can't see past the end of your plastic chinese furniture.

I have glass and metal furniture. That doesn't guarantee it wasn't made in China. It just means it won't fucking stack in the winter. And it is starting to fucking rust.

"The US imports approximately one-third of its tropical plywood
and tropical furniture, as well as a significant amount of paper,
from Indonesia. Imports come both directly from Indonesia and
indirectly via other countries such as China. The most important
types of Indonesian wood-based products imported into the
US are plywood, wooden furniture, logs, sawnwood, veneer,
joinery, moldings, picture frames, and paper products."

Fuck you for thinking they only grow trees in the US. hahahaha
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