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Wenches...take note!
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07-03-2011, 10:55 AM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ..

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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07-03-2011, 10:56 AM


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07-03-2011, 11:05 AM
"Why mommy?.............why?"

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07-03-2011, 11:13 AM
The same advice would work for UK bitches and short basement dwelling delusional UK masturbating socialists
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07-03-2011, 11:30 AM
I'm sure your butt buddy thekid appreciates the reach around dick.

As for the content of your post?, not even worth commenting on, as usual.
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07-03-2011, 11:38 AM
Take another mouth full OP, you didn't follow the instructions.
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07-03-2011, 11:45 AM
That would offend me if I didn't know a crazy bitch that doesn't know when to STFU. I want to hit her at times. She follows him around yelling shit when he tries to walk away. She will pound on the bathroom door and try to break it down if he hides in there. She brings up shit from 10 years ago in front of the kids. There are no secrets or adult-only matters in that housse. She has broken 3 cell phones in the last month. She also keeps them in the poorhouse with her outrageous spending even though he makes a shitload of money. She spends the utility money on more clothes for the kids instead of washing the clothes in the huge mound in the laundry room and they are always turning something off at their house. She got fat so she spends hundreds on her hair even though it is short and boyish. Their kids always want to come stay at my house.

Yeah, the first husband is regretting that shit. hahahaha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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07-03-2011, 12:03 PM


That's awful!

I would like to rescind the bird I flipped at Kid earlier. Anyone who does shit like that deserves whatever she gets.
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07-03-2011, 12:10 PM
(07-03-2011, 12:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:



I would like to rescind the bird I flipped at Kid earlier.

No need, I expected that kind of predictability from you, and wouldnt have had it any other way...much as I did from Puddly's response.

Puddly, since you have a new moniker, might I suggest this for a new avatar?

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Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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07-03-2011, 12:17 PM
(07-03-2011, 12:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's awful!

I would like to rescind the bird I flipped at Kid earlier. Anyone who does shit like that deserves whatever she gets.

Nah, he deserves it. He was like that when we were married. Now that's his life. It has caused him to apologize in the last few years. He knows how much it sucks now.
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07-03-2011, 12:52 PM
(07-03-2011, 12:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Nah, he deserves it. He was like that when we were married.

I know there is a belief about trading-up on the second "go around".

You've opened a huge door for . . . ahem . . . comments.

Cracker . . . I gotta admit . . . I don't think this was a "trade-up".

Some folks like to be spanked and humiliated. It gives them a reason to perpetually seek approval. What a weak-tit of a man!

Most live in New Mexico. But I've been told they frequently cross borders to find employment.

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07-03-2011, 02:40 PM
Poor tiki, your ass still hurts doesn't it sweetheart?
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07-03-2011, 02:58 PM


*wide eyed* Why would Tiki's bottom hurt?










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07-03-2011, 03:08 PM
I just hung up on my ex-wife, she makes me cringe and want to gnaw off my own arm. She was bitching because my daughter never calls her and was trying to get information from me. Now THAT woman is a cunt! Everyone hates her.
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07-07-2011, 10:54 PM
I laughed
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