Dickie goes to the firing range

[Duchess]

You don't get to sniff my ass whenever you want to.

Is that what it's called when people respond to your posts? Would you prefer to be ignored because that can be arranged.

[IMaDick]

I can smell your ass clear across the country. Very little "sniffing" is involved.

You have a highly evolved sense of smell.

Does cracker smell like a man or a woman?

That is a question Mock needs answered.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I think Cracker has a sentient vagina neatly tucked at the base of her enormous balls.

[Lady Cop]

sorry, no photo.




detroit free press
A Southfield man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the penis as he adjusted his gun, according to police.


The 45-year-old heating and air-conditioning company employee was on a job in Birmingham on Tuesday when the incident took place, Birmingham Police Deputy Chief Mark Clemence said today. He was getting ready to work and was moving the .40-caliber Glock pistol in his pants when it discharged at 11:15 a.m.

"Through and through, if you can believe it," Clemence said. "The situation could have been a lot worse. You think about it -- your femoral artery runs down there. He could have shot it off. It could have been a lot worse. It’s a big bullet; you’re not talking a small bullet."

A coworker on the job on the 300 block of Wimbleton saw the accident and drove the man to Beaumont Hospital in Royal Oak. Clemence said today he did not know if the man has been released.

Although he had a permit to carry the gun, he may face charges of reckless discharge of a firearm, Clemence said. The city's prosecutor is expected to review the case, he added.

[HairOfTheDog]

Although he had a permit to carry the gun, he may face charges of reckless discharge of a firearm, Clemence said. The city's prosecutor is expected to review the case, he added.

Jesus, I hope they don't press charges. No one else was hurt and the man blew his cock off, right? Pretty sure that's a severe enough penalty for being stupid and careless. Chance are, he won't blow it off again.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Im pretty sure that's his last reckless discharge...

[Jimbone]

Heh.

Blow, blew and cock in the same paragraph.

[HairOfTheDog]

Heh.

Blow, blew and cock in the same paragraph.

My wording wasn't intentional in this case, Jimbone. But, that's exactly what I gather happened in this case; no real way or reason to sugar coat it. I am a little curious as to whether the doctors will be able to re-attach it, as was done with Mr. Bobbitt. Hope so, for his sake.

Probably a helluva surreal ride to the ER for the co-worker who drove the poor bastard.

[Lady Cop]

he was very lucky, it was through and through.

[HairOfTheDog]

he was very lucky, it was through and through.

What exactly does that mean, LC? That the bullet didn't detach his penis, only penetrated and exited it? If so, then he would only have a hole in it, I guess.

(Geez, there is really no way to discuss this without questionable wording.)

[Maggot]

I know how he feels.......sometimes I take a leak an there is a pesky hair laying down a road line and it goes off in two directions. I have to step closer fast. A very unexpected turn of events. Its my own fault for not clearing the runway but sometimes there is an emergency landing.

[Lady Cop]

he was very lucky, it was through and through.

What exactly does that mean, LC? That the bullet didn't detach his penis, only penetrated and exited it? If so, then he would only have a hole in it, I guess.

(Geez, there is really no way to discuss this without questionable wording.)

yes, clean in and out. but sheesh it was a .40-caliber! owie owie!

[HairOfTheDog]

he was very lucky, it was through and through.

What exactly does that mean, LC? That the bullet didn't detach his penis, only penetrated and exited it? If so, then he would only have a hole in it, I guess.

(Geez, there is really no way to discuss this without questionable wording.)

yes, clean in and out. but sheesh it was a .40-caliber! owie owie!

Thanks, LC.

Sounds like he could have a rather sizable wound from such a large bullet penetration, but hopefully it can be patched and remains functional. Seriously terrible situation for a man, I suspect.

[Donovan]

Perhaps someone should have explained the term "shoot your wad" a little bit better.

[FAHQTOO]

I know how he feels.......sometimes I take a leak an there is a pesky hair laying down a road line and it goes off in two directions. I have to step closer fast. A very unexpected turn of events.





Mental picture going through my mind.

[ramseycat]

The last page of this thread - funniest shit ever!

[Ma Huang Sor]

If he's native american they can call him Pee Two Streams now.

[ramseycat]

If he's native american they can call him Pee Two Streams now.