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[LadyGrey]

Wait, wait, Duchess...LC as CIA head would be able to get rid of the existing low life's in the agency and move headquarters over to Mock. There was an ultimate for the higher good of all plan in that prediction.

LG

[Duchess]

(sigh, I suppose there is a place in the world for tards that is necessary, go figure)

Of course there is a place for tards! If there wasn't, I wouldn't be able to get my daily fix of verbally bitchslapping the less than bright. I shudder to think what would become of me if I didn't have that therapy. Oh my Gods, I'd probably need a shrink.

[QueenBee]

OK, you like pets, claim a rather unique "ability" and have a purple avatar. I am glad you have been made an official member of this crazy house. You seem cool.
Now can you talk to my friends cat and tell him not to keep escaping outside? I am sick of chasing after him.

[LadyGrey]

Here is more avatar help.

He looks like a guy I dated, before I had eye surgery.
But a million thank you's for the help

[aussiefriend]

aussiefriend,

Your coming into a large chunk of money and stuff and the world adores you, you will be crowned within the year, not sure if this is like a gold crown or something..it could be someone bashing you over the head kind of crowned...my crystal ball hasn't had enough coffee yet.

hey LG life's good hey? thanks for the prediction I hope I don't have to work for that money and stuff.

[Duchess]

I want a reading too! If you are silent, LG, I'll take that to mean no news is good news.

[LadyGrey]

OK, you like pets, claim a rather unique "ability" and have a purple avatar. I am glad you have been made an official member of this crazy house. You seem cool.
Now can you talk to my friends cat and tell him not to keep escaping outside? I am sick of chasing after him.

Darlin, if you don't chase him, he won't run away, whoa I amazed myself with that tidbit of useful info ! How come your friend doesn't want him to go outside ? That's the only way they can "throw off" our sometimes not so cool energy, plus it's just a fun cat thing to do, hunt bugs, snipe at other cats. But I do understand depending on where one lives, being outside is dangerous. In order to really talk to Fluffers, I need a name & photo, otherwise my so-called unique abilities create a symphony of meow like "you talkin to me?" noises in my head, really annoying.

Nice to meet you Queen Bee,
LG

[LadyGrey]

I want a reading too! If you are silent, LG, I'll take that to mean no news is good news.

[aussiefriend]

I spent the 90s chasing boys. I had a lot of fun doing it, and heartache. I stopped by late 1999 and ended up married!

[Duchess]

Please tell me you love animals and yell hooraaaayyyy !!

I love animals! Hooraaaayyyy!

There's a few animal lovers in here...and a few animal killers too. Stay away from the hunting thread it's very distressful.

[Cracker]

what are you picking on me for? it's not my fault the cellulite is winning.

I have decided the only real cure for a little cellulite is tons of alcohol. Wrinkly alky women don't seem to have chunky thighs. They are nice and yellow, too, so I wouldn't have to tan. And they never seem to wipe the old mascara and liner from around their eyes, so it would be a snap getting ready in the morning.

I will consider taking up the drink.

[aussiefriend]

Dick hate to tell you, all women have cellulite, or maybe you prefer testosterone? hhhmmm.

[IMaDick]

I spent the 90s chasing boys. I had a lot of fun doing it, and heartache. I stopped by late 1999 and ended up married!

I don't think she does pussy readings aussie.


Have and to hold are 2 entirely different things.

if a woman has a cottage cheese ass she needs something.

[aussiefriend]

LG, can you do dreams too.

There is this guy I have had the hots for - for about 20+ years. Trust me he is a real hottie. He died in my dreams last night, and his wife didn't want to talk to me about it. What do you think that means?

[Cracker]

It means it is a sin to covet another's husband.

That's my take, anyway.

Wouldn't you be pissed if a bunch of crying floozies turned up to your husband's funeral?

[aussiefriend]

My now ex would have a bunch of burned out old drag queens at his.

Cracker, don't be on my case about this, I didn't do anything in real life! and i couldn't help it that I dreamed about him. I still care about him, he does not know!