Another Damn Newbie...YEAH!!!

[Cracker]

Jabberwocky! literate too! i am so happy!

It's a children's book, LC. Everybody has read it. Doesn't count as literate...

Jesus.

[Miss Behaving]

Shhhh...calm down, now, calm down. It's alright, Cracker. Nobody said you had to read all that.

Hormone changes...sheesh, aren't they wonderful!?

[Lady Cop]

Jabberwocky! literate too! i am so happy!

It's a children's book, LC. Everybody has read it. Doesn't count as literate...

Jesus.

i know, i know, but i am so used to newbies who can't even find their own ass! it's all relative!
my standards have deteriorated.

[Cracker]

'Twas Brillig and the Slithy Toves,
Did Gyre and Gimble in the wabe
All Mimsy were the Borogoves,'
And the Mome Wrath's Outgrabe.

Thank you for your kind welcome, LC, I appreciate it.

That's fucking weird.

It's weird that you copied and pasted it. It's weird LC was so excited. It's just fucking weird. You probably read it after Johnny Depp played the Mad Hatter. You have probably read all the Twilight books, too. Fat people do that.

[Miss Behaving]

No, Sally, the scar is only ³⁄₄ the way across. But it's not my best one. If you're a good kid, someday I'll scare you with the rest of them!

Won't that be fun!

[Lady Cop]

i'm letting you in Mis, please don't be a troll. it's sunday night and i have to go get some rest.

load an avatar and read the rules please. welcome to Mock.

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[IMaDick]

Thank you, IMaDick. I'd be proud to go to any topic you wish to lead me to.

Reminds me of some old cowboy wisdom. I once saw an old grizzled cowboy type reach down, dip his finger in a fresh cow pie, then run his finger over his lips. After I choked down a nice, big gag reflex, I asked him why he'd just done that. He replied that he was out of chapstick, and this would keep him from getting chapped lips. I asked him "Um, I see...does it soften the lips?" He replied "No, but it sure will keep ya from licken' 'em!"

you didn't hear it right, he wiped the cow pie on his wifes lips and it was to keep her from talking.

Crackers right it's from a kids book, which I think carries a 2^nd grade reading level.

Are you gonna make big momma a member or not?

[Miss Behaving]

Oh, c'mon, Cracker, think about it for a minute...do people who love furries and think they're Jesus really manage coherent sentences?

I thought not.

[Cracker]

my standards have deteriorated.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish (then some fish in a red car, can't remember, maybe this one has a little star, this one has a little car, oh my, what a lot of fish there are). From memory. I was four.

If she had read the biography of Charles Dodgson then said something about Boolean logic, I would have been impressed.

Plus, he was a pedo. Why quote a pedo and go on and on about a recent crime?

This one is the perp. I'm telling ya', this one is guilty.

[Lady Cop]

well she likes squirrels. +1.

[Miss Behaving]

Well just give me a little while! Some things do take precedence y'know. I suffered a grandkid attack in the interim. I'm more or less alright, though, they're pretty good kids and mind well when they're told. But there is something about being hugged to within an inch of your life that takes the wind out of your sails for a little bit.

Priorities, man, priorities.

[Cracker]

well she likes squirrels. +1.

Dick likes nuts but you never give him points.

[Miss Behaving]

"They should be more afraid of the dude that does their lawn or their husband."

Oh, crap. I knew it, I just knew it. Now I gotta have a lawn put in and find a guy to do it. Or do my husband... After that sentence I'm not sure which, but I hope it's the lawn because I don't think hubby would take well to that, and I just got the last batch of blood all hosed away.

[Miss Behaving]

Thank you most kindly, LC. I'm not a troll, I'd just like to be able to read the rest of the forum. I appreciate your time and effort.

Besides, I'm pretty much done singly-responding to people for now. It's been a long, roasty day.

Don't feel bad about Jabberwocky being a children's book. I simply find that when I quote Shakespeare or Thomas Henry, people tend to get too confused. You wouldn't, I'm positive of that, but there might be others...

...wooooo, scary thought, huh?

G'nite, LC, have a good one.

[Fibonacci Prima]

I'll believe this if someone dramatizes it using action figures and moon sand.

Preferably set to music. Bagpipe music.

[Lady Cop]

Thank you most kindly, LC. I'm not a troll, I'd just like to be able to read the rest of the forum. I appreciate your time and effort.

Besides, I'm pretty much done singly-responding to people for now. It's been a long, roasty day.

Don't feel bad about Jabberwocky being a children's book. I simply find that when I quote Shakespeare or Thomas Henry, people tend to get too confused. You wouldn't, I'm positive of that, but there might be others...

...wooooo, scary thought, huh?

G'nite, LC, have a good one.

i'm a Dickens fan. the Bard also, but love Dickens et al.

goodnight, hope to see you tomorrow.

with an avatar that reflects your persona.

[Cracker]

Like the rest of us can't read. Jesus Christ. Like Shakespeare isn't the most widely-read author in history. That shit may be impressive in your current surroundings, but it is pretty much stock in many parts of the country, including all high schools.

What a fucking douche.

If the work appears on a 12^th grade syllabus or in an anthology of modern or classic literature, it is widely-known. Like your ass.

This isn't a bumpkin board. We know other words besides the four-letter variety. Never assume things about people you don't know. You will find all manner of professionals on this board. And people who can conceive of and fabricate structures, tools, and works of art. And a few soup chickens. We just don't go around trying to impress each other. (Except the midget who thinks he is the only one with a leather couch. hahahahahah)

Why do fatties always think they are smarter than anyone else? If you were smarter, you wouldn't be so hefty. You would know better.

[BlueTiki]

Don't feel bad about Jabberwocky being a children's book. I simply find that when I quote Shakespeare or Thomas Henry, people tend to get too confused. You wouldn't, I'm positive of that, but there might be others...

...wooooo, scary thought, huh?

Only your modesty supercedes your wordiness.

But your ego trumps both.

[Duchess]

I don't think I'm comfortable with Mock being viewed as a message board. No, I'm not. That term is just so fuckin' generic.