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#1
08-09-2011, 08:12 PM
I tossed a few things on Craigs list and got a few responses, one guy sent a message that he wanted to buy my car. This is what he wrote:


I amm interested could u send pics thanks

I answered: I will not sell it to someone who cannot spell.

He shot back: Wow dude your a huge pile of shit!!!!!!!!!

I said: Your spellings getting better. Here's a few pics.



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08-09-2011, 08:15 PM
I guess he needed a new ride for the Hillbilly Olympics - in your neck of the woods.

When is the Demolition Derby?

Or is it for a Kissing Booth?
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08-09-2011, 08:18 PM


That reminded me of the Halloween you caught the kids trying to steal gas. I don't know why it would have, it's not even remotely similar.
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08-09-2011, 08:23 PM
maybe he'll give you an O.U.I. for the cash Maggot.




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08-09-2011, 08:24 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That reminded me of the Halloween you caught the kids trying to steal gas. I don't know why it would have, it's not even remotely similar.

hah That was fun and educational. I was a teacher in the "no child gets away with shit" program.
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08-09-2011, 08:26 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:15 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I guess he needed a new ride for the Hillbilly Olympics - in your neck of the woods.

When is the Demolition Derby?

Or is it for a Kissing Booth?

Demolition derby is in September. I got kicked out of the kissing booth for unzipping my fly. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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08-09-2011, 08:29 PM


You dirty monkey.
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08-09-2011, 08:29 PM
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08-09-2011, 08:30 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You dirty monkey.

Sarcastic

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08-09-2011, 08:31 PM


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08-09-2011, 08:31 PM
Is that a Jimmy Durante reincarnation?
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08-09-2011, 08:33 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I got kicked out of the kissing booth for unzipping my fly. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

That was rude of him.

You paid the dollar, right?
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08-09-2011, 08:33 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.
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08-09-2011, 08:41 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

when are you going to get it so you can drive down here and terrorize the general driving population again? Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

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08-09-2011, 08:48 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

when are you going to get it so you can drive down here and terrorize the general driving population again? Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

before it snows? Smiley_emoticons_bussi

Is that dripping tunnel safe?
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08-09-2011, 08:50 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 08:26 PM)Maggot Wrote: I got kicked out of the kissing booth for unzipping my fly. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

That was rude of him.

You paid the dollar, right?

Well...Yeah! Who would'nt........It was my 7th grade teacher.
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08-09-2011, 10:23 PM
(08-09-2011, 08:33 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(08-09-2011, 08:29 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: you selling the muscle car Maggoty?

Yes, I have my eye on a 68 Cuda from Crackerland. Mopar was my first love anyways.

I still mourn my 69 Camaro SS (not a clone) I had to sell to pay divorce attorneys. A guy that owns a car dealership bought it. Like he didn't have enough cars already.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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08-11-2011, 02:22 PM
Maggot: Is that dripping tunnel safe?


hah i wouldn't drive through it! Smiley_emoticons_shocked

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A massive “sinkhole” at least 4 feet deep and up to 190 feet long has created a “void” under the Interstate 90 connector tunnel in the problem-plagued Big Dig, adding to a growing list of engineering failures that include a deadly ceiling collapse, dangerously unstable light fixtures and lethal railings, state transportation officials revealed yesterday.

Transportation officials insist there is no risk of a new catastrophic collapse in the tunnel — the same one where Milena Del Valle was killed by a 3-ton slab of concrete five years ago — but some critics said they aren’t convinced.

















































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05-06-2016, 10:01 PM
I always got a kick outta that gal. Lordy I miss that bitch.
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05-07-2016, 02:35 AM
me too.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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