help me persuade Tiki to get out of Godforsaken Arizona

[Duchess]

The simple fact that he lets you defend him make him, the OP from yemen.

I guess it didn't occur to you that he's not here.

[Duchess]

Using the word defended was a poor choice & not accurate. I was simply pointing out all the things that made him a desirable Member.

[Cracker]

I think it's funny when Duchess fights like a man and Dick fights like a chick. It is very amusing.

[IMaDick]

I think it's funny when Duchess fights like a man and Dick fights like a chick. It is very amusing.

shhhhhh Duchess is confused and she thinks she's winning.

[Duchess]

Are you saying Duchess has man hands?

That's exactly what he's saying & it makes me want to nail him right square in the balls. I do not have man's hands.

[Duchess]

shhhhhh Duchess is confused and she thinks she's winning.

In a war of words & mock brilliance, I would kick your ass all the way to the border, Paco.

[Cracker]

Flaco.

Everybody has man hands compared to Dick's delicate ball ticklers.

[IMaDick]

shhhhhh Duchess is confused and she thinks she's winning.

In a war of words & mock brilliance, I would kick your ass all the way to the border, Paco.

Yes I know, I'm always in front leading just as it should be.

Duchesses hands are bigger than mine I think?

Duchess how long is your thumb?

[Cracker]

I just hope her hands fit around your neck.

[IMaDick]

I just hope her hands fit around your neck.

Thanks cracker for playing the straight guy.

That shouldn't be a problem, my neck is only 16 ¹⁄₂

[sally]

I just hope her hands fit around your neck.

Well they probally fit around his neck with some room left over, but she'd need the hands of an extra small pigmy boy from Venezuela to be snug around his johnson.

[IMaDick]

Well they probally fit around his neck with some room left over, but she'd need the hands of an extra small pigmy boy from Venuzeula to be snug around his johnson.

Sally, your speculation is transparent, I'm not going to show it to you.

[Cracker]

hahaha

Be sure to use a fisheye lens, Dick, so you get added length and girth. (Or a microscope.)

[Mohammed]

In the middle of a country full of terrorists with his hot wife and sweet kid, He's either an an idiot or he fits in.

And it is exactly these kind of utterly uneducated, mind bendingly ignorant, mentally unfortunate and obviously horribly disfigured and ugly knob jockeys in the States that make the rest of the world point their fingers at it and go "Ha, ha, ha, fuck off you're dumb as fuck!"

I call it the G.W.Bush effect.

It's kinda like saying "Don't move to New York. Armageddon has finally arrived and it don't look like it's going anywhere!" after Irene came to visit.

Dicky, your intelligence rivals that of a toothpick. You creativity equals the results the next morning after a massive amount of Mexican refried beans. They clearly not only brainwashed you, they put that little slimy mass of yours into the tumble dryer as well for good measure. Not only that, but it seems you're also one skinny little fuck.

However, your imagination is truly and tremendously magnificent. Got to give you that. Can't have it all bad can we?!

[IMaDick]

In the middle of a country full of terrorists with his hot wife and sweet kid, He's either an an idiot or he fits in.

And it is exactly these kind of utterly uneducated, mind bendingly ignorant, mentally unfortunate and obviously horribly disfigured and ugly knob jockeys in the States that make the rest of the world point their fingers at it and go "Ha, ha, ha, fuck off you're dumb as fuck!"

I call it the G.W.Bush effect.

It's kinda like saying "Don't move to New York. Armageddon has finally arrived and it don't look like it's going anywhere!" after Irene came to visit.

Dicky, your intelligence rivals that of a toothpick. You creativity equals the results the next morning after a massive amount of Mexican refried beans. They clearly not only brainwashed you, they put that little slimy mass of yours into the tumble dryer as well for good measure. Not only that, but it seems you're also one skinny little fuck.

However, your imagination is truly and tremendously magnificent. Got to give you that. Can't have it all bad can we?!

Stop fucking whining, holy shit how dense are you?

you're a little sensitive for such a tough guy.

[Mohammed]

Like I said, as creative as a log. How often can you say the word "whining" at a time?

Let me guess, it must be 1am there again and you're rubbing yourself up in vaseline. Right?

[Duchess]

He's jealous of you, Mo & he has been from the moment you registered & made your first post.

[Mohammed]

I know, but look at it, can one blame him really?

On one hand you got me, well travelled, the child of many cultures, calling various places across the globe his home, handsome like hell and clearly blessed by the Gods of good fortune in so many ways.

And then .... you got .... Dicky.

The only major travelling he did was down his Dady's tube, the child of fuck knows who, calling plenty a bush across his neighbourhood his home, handsome is out of the picture but dumb as hell, and clearly blessed by any hobbo that came across any of the bushes Dicky was calling home that night.

To put it in one sentence, let me answer for him. "Man, you still going on whining?"

There you go, Dicky, pure class and the 21^st centuries very own genius.

[HairOfTheDog]

On one hand you got me, well travelled, the child of many cultures, calling various places across the globe his home, handsome like hell and clearly blessed by the Gods of good fortune in so many ways.

Yeah, but do you like Pina Colladas and getting caught in the rain?

[Mohammed]

Yeah, and I'm even into yoga .... and got at least half a brain.