Eveyone's favorite Merc

[thekid65]

Because I pay a lot of money for my internet service just to fuck with morons like you.

[Donovan]

Thanks HotD. I'd forgotten the place. ESAD made a suggestion I stop in and say hello so here I am. As far as traveling in twos/threes - Not my thing. Donovan can fuck off with his big black cock.

Hey RG,

That ESAD, always so thoughtful, right? Truly, a man of his word, with Donovan not far behind in the terms of integrity, I suspect. You are the company you keep. Looking forward to reading your group musings and individual contributions.

We all shine on. See ya around, RG...

This would be what is known as a baseless accusation. My word, when given, is inviolate. Assumptions on your part would be a mistake.

[Duchess]

Ah..sweet success with a tard. *smirk*

[HairOfTheDog]

This would be what is known as a baseless accusation. My word, when given, is inviolate. Assumptions on your part would be a mistake.

There are no accusations in my post. It actually reads as a compliment, unless you have issues with your friend’s integrity. I'm not really concerned about it; just making conversation with RG. But, thanks for your reply/statement clarifying that your integrity/word is unbreakable. Your statement on the subject has been so noted; glad that's cleared up.

I’m much more interested in seeing where you legendary buddies (with the big black cocks that stretch out til next Friday) take this whole “she’s stalking me” and hooker poetry bit. Truly intriguing team posting effort and dialogue. Hard to top that shit.

Happy Sunday, Donovan. And, again, welcome back to RG...

[Cracker]

Don turned into a woman right before my eyes. I know it must be hard for a big guy to roll over and get up under people so quickly, so I admire that much.

[Donovan]

This would be what is known as a baseless accusation. My word, when given, is inviolate. Assumptions on your part would be a mistake.

There are no accusations in my post. It actually reads as a compliment, unless you have issues with your friend’s integrity. I'm not really concerned about it; just making conversation with RG. But, thanks for your reply/statement clarifying that your integrity/word is unbreakable. Your statement on the subject has been so noted; glad that's cleared up.

I’m much more interested in seeing where you legendary buddies (with the big black cocks that stretch out til next Friday) take this whole “she’s stalking me” and hooker poetry bit. Truly intriguing team posting effort and dialogue. Hard to top that shit.

Happy Sunday, Donovan. And, again, welcome back to RG...

Gear doesn't own a big black cock, he leases. And to be fair mine pretty much goes where it wants to so I can't really say I "own" it. Usually takes me three days to even feel what it's been up to, and by then it's too late to catch up and give it a scolding. I think it was headed west, so if you get a late night knock at the door...might not be mormons. All I'm saying.

Besides, Gear and I don't team-post, we riff on each other naturally. We're like Martin and Lewis, or Abbott and Costello, or any other comedy team of a funny guy and Riotgear.

As for poetry, how about this one?

When Cracker was caught in a diner,
stuffing food in her cavelike vagina,
they asked, "Don't it tickle?"
as she jammed in a pickle,
She replied, "Not as much as the miners."

[Donovan]

ps to cracker: still can't HEAR you lalalalalalala

[Riotgear]

Thanks HotD. I'd forgotten the place. ESAD made a suggestion I stop in and say hello so here I am. As far as traveling in twos/threes - Not my thing. Donovan can fuck off with his big black cock.

Hey RG,

That ESAD, always so thoughtful, right? Truly, a man of his word, with Donovan not far behind in the terms of integrity, I suspect. You are the company you keep. Looking forward to reading your group musings and individual contributions.

We all shine on. See ya around, RG...

Actually Donovan is pretty damn solid. I talk shit but I've known him for going on a couple years now. We've had some pretty deep convo's and clashed on things to a point sometimes, but he's always been exactly who he says he is to me.

ESAD who I know as Seph is my bro. Lives across an ocean. Never met him in person but I know him. I know him as well as I know anyone I could walk right up to. Bro. Simple as that. Solid.

I don't know about contributions but I'm not going anywhere so I'll see you right here I guess.

[Riotgear]

or any other comedy team of a funny guy and Riotgear.

Lets see...uh huh...carry the two...

HEY!?!

[Riotgear]

I'm not fat, I'm lovely & our awesome site is not a dump.

Hey there Duchess. Good to see you still running shit. How things?

[HairOfTheDog]

Actually Donovan is pretty damn solid. I talk shit but I've known him for going on a couple years now. We've had some pretty deep convo's and clashed on things to a point sometimes, but he's always been exactly who he says he is to me.

ESAD who I know as Seph is my bro. Lives across an ocean. Never met him in person but I know him. I know him as well as I know anyone I could walk right up to. Bro. Simple as that. Solid.

I don't know about contributions but I'm not going anywhere so I'll see you right here I guess.

Got it. You're a legend, according to ESAD. Donovan's got tons of integrity and he's solid, according to him and you. ESAD's a solid bro, according to you. You're a good straight man to his funny guy and you lease your cock, according to Donovan. All quite fascinating.

See ya around, or you'll just be seeing us around without contributing. Either way.

[Riotgear]

Got it. You're a legend, according to ESAD. Donovan's got tons of integrity and he's solid, according to him and you. ESAD's a solid bro, according to you. You're a good straight man to his funny guy and you lease your cock, according to Donovan. All quite fascinating.

I don't know about legend. I've tried to shoot straight/do what I can. As far as ESAD being solid - All I can report is what I've experienced. Good? *shrug*. Straight? As far as I know. I do find Donovan to be quite funny. Don't you? I would absolutely lease my cock for money. Without hesitation.

See ya around, or you'll just be seeing us around without contributing. Either way.

Huh? Ok I guess.

[HairOfTheDog]

RiotGear wrote: I don't know about contributions but I'm not going anywhere so I'll see you right here I guess.

Meh, maybe I misunderstood you. No matter.

[Riotgear]

RiotGear wrote: I don't know about contributions but I'm not going anywhere so I'll see you right here I guess.

Meh, maybe I misunderstood you. No matter.

All I meant was what I post might not always fall squarely and completely into the category marked "contribution".

[username]

Nobody contributes around here. I don't know how many times I've told these assholes I take PayPal and I still haven't gotten jack. Cheap bastards.

How's a girl supposed to afford a new Coach bag FFS?

[Donovan]

I leave it to other people to decide if my integrity is worthwhile. Words are puffs of wind...if they came from the other end they'd be farts. And who ever heard of an honorable fart?
As far as Gear goes, I may bust his chops as much as not, but he has always and will always be a solid friend just because he's true. And there aren't two like Seph because frankly the world couldn't take it. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go see my imaginary girlfriend because it's getting all steamy in here and I don't wanna think I got these stirrings thinking about Gear and Seph. NO HOMO!

[HairOfTheDog]

Nobody contributes around here. I don't know how many times I've told these assholes I take PayPal and I still haven't gotten jack. Cheap bastards.

How's a girl supposed to afford a new Coach bag FFS?

Shhh. Trying to get those contributions rolling in for you with the newcomers.

[Riotgear]

Coach is for Gypsies.

BTW I know Jack. Don't hold your breath.

[username]

BTW I know Jack. Don't hold your breath.

I know almost jack about Jack. Well that's not true. I followed a link to his address, phone number and picture once. Haha!

[Riotgear]

Yeah he has/had those troubles. Let's talk about your taste in handbags. I was going to get a coach wallet once then I realized I wasn't a Iranian real estate agent living in Burbank, Ca.