Eveyone's favorite Merc

[username]

Yeah he has/had those troubles. Let's talk about your taste in handbags. I was going to get a coach wallet once then I realized I wasn't a Iranian real estate agent living in Burbank, Ca.

So you made your own from duct tape? Or is yours all camouflage colored and shit?


Do tell...what do you carry in your man bag?

[Riotgear]

Black two fold. Functional.

In my man bag I carry my testicles.

[HairOfTheDog]

In my man bag I carry my testicles.

I'm a very light traveller too.

[Duchess]

Bwahahaha!

[Duchess]

Hey there Duchess. Good to see you still running shit. How things?

Hey RG. Nice to see you participating in Mock.

[HairOfTheDog]

All I meant was what I post might not always fall squarely and completely into the category marked "contribution".

Now, it's clear. Demonstrating your point all day today, huh?

[Riotgear]

Now you're just trying to be hurtful.

AND I LOVE IT!

I told you so? Yep. I told you so. And I don't hate to say it. I guess you could always try blaming Seph or Donovan. Lord knows I do.

[HairOfTheDog]

Now you're just trying to be hurtful.

AND I LOVE IT!

I told you so? Yep. I told you so. And I don't hate to say it. I guess you could always try blaming Seph or Donovan. Lord knows I do.

I believed you when you first posted it and had no doubt that your posts would often times be lacking any contribution value. So, thank you for telling me again what you've already told me and about which we were sympatico in the first place. Still fun to watch you do your little dance though, so carry on with that.

Seph and Donovan are responsible for their own posts. I wouldn't blame anyone for yours or you for theirs. Plus, what did you do that deserves blame anyway? Talk about cocks and fucking all day; not a big whoop to me. Spend a day with my great uncle Jimmy - he makes you look like the Church Lady.

[Riotgear]

I think I see where this is going...

You wouldn't happen to have any regular (non waterproof) mascara would you?

[HairOfTheDog]

I think I see where this is going...

You wouldn't happen to have any regular (non waterproof) mascara would you?

I do have some, but thank you for the thoughtful gesture. I might take you up on the offer to lend me some of yours in the future; always watching my pennies. Don't wipe those mascara tears from your face just yet. You earned them today. Take a photo and post it for us, you big stud.

[Riotgear]

If I'm reading you right, and I think that I am, I have to politely decline. Or is this one of those calling my masculinity into question deals like username is trying to pull.

Do you have a hot daughter you feel threatened by? That'd be a shame because she'd probably be a younger hotter version of you and you really should be proud rather than threatened. Which is what I'll tell the other one if she ever steps up and acts like an adult.

BTW I meant blame Seph that I'm here at all.

[username]

WHOA there horseass!! Did you just call me childish??

The nerve!!! Pfft. You are SO not getting an invite to my birfday party!

[HairOfTheDog]

If I'm reading you right, and I think that I am, I have to politely decline. Or is this one of those calling my masculinity into question deals like username is trying to pull.

Do you have a hot daughter you feel threatened by? That'd be a shame because she'd probably be a younger hotter version of you and you really should be proud rather than threatened. Which is what I'll tell the other one if she ever steps up and acts like an adult.

BTW I meant blame Seph that I'm here at all.

Nope, you're not reading me right. You asked me if I had something, which I do. No reason to ask unless you either wanted to borrow some from me (and I'm not that big on sharing) or you were offering to lend me some, which I appreciate.

I don't have a daughter. I don't feel threatened by anyone for any reason. Thanks for checking.

I don't blame anyone for you being here. People can wander in or existing Members can invite whomever they choose and Duchess makes the call. In any event, I've no issue with you being here, obviously. I've been posting away with you for days.

[Riotgear]

Hey I can read between the lines. Thanks I'm flattered but I'm going to have to pass. Why can't we blame Donovan for something?

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey I can read between the lines. Thanks I'm flattered but I'm going to have to pass. Why can't we blame Donovan for something?

It's okay if you pass. If you should choose to take that tear-stained photo of yourself another time, you'll still be welcome to post it.

You can blame Donovan for whatever you choose. Remember what I've been telling you about "independent" thinkers who don't have to operate in pairs or groups? There's not always a "we" required to make a move. You're on your own in the blaming Donovan department.

[Riotgear]

Well if it's all the same to you I'd rather stay with the group. I get uncomfortable speaking for myself.

And stop now. Please. You're being very forward.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well if it's all the same to you I'd rather stay with the group. I get uncomfortable speaking for myself.

I understand and respect that; no problem. You attempted to pull me in with your "we blame Donovan" thang though, and that's just not my style.

What's your favorite flavor of jelly donut?

[Donovan]

I step away for one evening to have wild sweaty imaginary intercourse and all of a sudden everything's my fault? Damn this feels like old times...

[Riotgear]

Circle of life Bro. Circle of life.

Raspberry.

[username]

Well if it's all the same to you I'd rather stay with the group. I get uncomfortable speaking for myself.

I believe that. Pussy.