RANTINGS OF A LUNATIC

[Sphincter Cop]

oh sweet jesus....I should have never went here. I just laughed and laughed. MOTE IT BE!!!


SSSHHHH SILENCE NOW ITS THE BEST REVENGE ON ALL YOU VILE DEMON SEWER RATS )0( * one symbol many names and youre all done!!!!! So mote it be )0( * JUSTICE * 9


Call it and me wtf you want to it doesnt matter bc once its begun its irreversible )0( * and since im trained in so many ancient ways you wont even know where its coming from )0( * SO MOTE IT BE )0( *

[ramseycat]

Trained in so many ancient ways hahahahahahaaa

[Sphincter Cop]

Trained in so many ancient ways hahahahahahaaa

She's the Gandalf of the hood!

[Older Than Dirt]

Justice for Johnny Clarke and Lisa Straub
Yesterday via mobile
It was fun printing out all your faces now all the puppets have faces on them wink wink thanx for leaving all your fb pages open.....FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE and btw we are protected YOURE NOT unless you know whats coming your way there is nothing none of you can do to stop the KARMIC WRATH!!!!!!!!

I just can't help myself !

[Jimbone]

That's funny, I was in a band called Karmic Wrath.

[Sphincter Cop]

Mote it be Mockers..........

[Cracker]

oh sweet jesus....I should have never went here. I just laughed and laughed. MOTE IT BE!!!


)0(

Is this supposed to be an anus?

Did Maytee just Goatse Curse us?

She needs to come here once in awhile to remind us how great she is lest we forget.
Hahahahahahaaa!!

STFU, Bingo Arms.

[BlueTiki]

This is just plain creepy.



What mother of an adult male wishes to "cuddle" with her 21 year old son?

Hmmmm.

How 'bout a sexually frustrated, emotionally disturbed and incestuous Slither King . . . that's who!

And the folks who see this as an appropriate expression of loss are just as fucked-up as she is.

As an aside . . .

I was thinking maybe a home based business might take their minds off spells that seem to lack any real Mojo.

Question: Do you think it is inappropriate to use Johnny's picture on a reusable canvas grocery bag?

Plastic bags are out of the question . . . not being eco-friendly and all (they suffocate Mother Earth).

Revenue from the sale of these bags could go to increase the reward money or the hiring of a bonafide conjurer of Karma's wrath.

Or maybe to new PJ bottoms, fresh tats for Clan Clarke, Slim Fast . . . ?

[Sphincter Cop]

Love it Tiki!!!!!!!!!!! and yes, the pic is totally creepy!

[crash]

She needs to come here once in awhile to remind us how great she is lest we forget.
Hahahahahahaaa!!

STFU, Bingo Arms.

[ramseycat]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Right on time Crash. You two are so predictable.

[Cracker]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Right on time Crash. You two are so predictable.

Yes, we Mock daily from our respective desks. We post about what we read on Facebook and watched on TV and what we ate on break. Then we sit around and wonder why nobody loves us. Pathetic, I know.

Maybe we should work out more, eat less, and do something with our hair.

Point taken. Thanks so much for your guidance. We were caught in a rut and you truly helped. I appreciate the time you took to be such a force in my life.

)o(

[ramseycat]

It's my pleasure Cracker. Let me know if you need anything else.

[Cracker]

A few prayers would be good. But only if the people don't know me or my family. The kind from a real church don't seem to carry the weight they used to. Thanks.

[ramseycat]

Consider it done. But you have to do your part too. Let go of the hatefulness and bitterness. It's really aging you. And take the stick out of your ass. It's making you walk funny. If I think of anymore helpful suggestions, I will let you know.

Take care now!

[Sphincter Cop]

Bingo arms contain a mass of flabbage near the armpit. When jarred or jostled, the fat tends to move back and forth in the opposite direction. The excitement of winning BINGO at senior's night will prompt an increase of noticeability of these babies.
"BINGO!!!!" *old lady flaps the fat on her bingo arms around*

[ramseycat]

Hahahahahahaaa maybe I should start playing Bingo.....hmmm

[Cracker]

Consider it done. But you have to do your part too. Let go of the hatefulness and bitterness. It's really aging you. And take the stick out of your ass. It's making you walk funny. If I think of anymore helpful suggestions, I will let you know.

Take care now!

I think I can help you, too.

1. For winter hair use Paul Mitchell Vanilla Mint shampoo and conditioner. Smells great. When your hair is DRY (NEVER straighten wet/damp hair) use Paul Mitchell Quick Slip to style. (Styling is what you do before you leave the house. Not that wing thing you are doing. That's not styling.) For the record, I was a little sad you are chubby. I was hoping you were hot and could tell me to fuck off.

2. This will help in your relations with your ex, too: I don't hate you or harbor any bitterness. I don't care about you either way. You are just here. If I am going to be here, I have to deal with you. If your ex wants to see the kids, he is going to have to deal with you. It's a minor annoyance, not an emotional event. Like mosquitos in the summer.

Maytee, I don't know what to tell you about your hair. I think you are just fucked. Maybe get a bob and use some product to control it. I don't have negroid hair so I'm not much help. The cornrows weren't bad, maybe do that. Just don't use the beads, that is for little girls.

[Cracker]

This is just plain creepy.

It's creepy because she looks deader than he does. (Is that a real word? Not sure.)

The apostrophe in "cuddle's" bothers me. If you don't understand apostrophes, you are better off just not using them at all.

[Duchess]

Styling is what you do before you leave the house.

I am so fucked. :(