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IF MOCK WERE A SITCOM
#81
(10-08-2011, 06:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-08-2011, 05:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: What, a fucking idiot?

You come in here and you treat me like a fucking newbie and you want me to include you in this?

Don t make me laugh you ass backwards ape fuck, u shud be asking me to include you in your own posts you f**king clown Smiley_emoticons_smile

(10-08-2011, 06:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Yes, damnit! He's hawt, include him in everything.

^this.
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#82
(10-08-2011, 06:41 PM)ESAD Wrote: Don t make me laugh you ass backwards ape fuck, u shud be asking me to include you in your own posts you f**king clown Smiley_emoticons_smile

Smiley_emoticons_kotz
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#83
That fish was a sucker fish, I hope you did not eat that yellow bellied thing!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#84
I don't think it's really too late to get Rod Serling to play me.

My life's like some extended episode of the Twilight Zone so it's either him or Vincent Price.
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#85
Of course if it has to be a sitcom star then I'd go with Eddie Albert like as Oliver Wendell Douglas.

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#86
I think Rod is dead. ...........do not hold me to that though.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#87
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(10-08-2011, 10:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think Rod is dead. ...........do not hold me to that though.

Sure, since about 1975 to be exact but if there's anyone who wouldn't be especially concerned with a trifle like having already shuffled off the mortal coil then it would be Rod Serling. I wouldn't be surprised if he's just checking out the great beyond to see if he likes it or not. His characters travel through time and space and realms of the real or unreal with the ease of a trapeze artist catching a swing. If it wasn't his time then he might just be around the next corner. Among the followers of Ra who make the way of twilight mount up he was chief of seers. The laws of science were merely suggestions to Rod. He was a lawyer in the court of mother nature who could always find a loop hole to get a client off or punish the real offender.

Death can't really affect a man like Serling. It might lead to an early retirement but this is yet to be proven.

Van Morrison - Take Me Back Lyrics

I've been walking by the river
I've been walking down by the water
I've been walking down by the river

I've been feeling so sad and blue
I've been thinking I've been thinking I've been thinking
I've been thinking I've been thinking I've been thinking

There's so much suffering and it's too much confusion
Too much too much confusion in the world

Take me back take me back take me back
Take me way back take me way back take me way back
Take me way back take me way back take me way back
Take me way back take me way back
Take me way way way way way way way way back

Help me un help me understand
Take me do you remember the time darlin'?
When everything made more sense in the world yeah
Oh I remember I remember when life made more sense

Ah take me back take me back take me back take me back
Take me back take me back take me back take me back

Take me back to when the world made more sense
Well there's too much suffering and confusion
And I'm walking down by the river
Oh let me understand religion

Way way back way back
When you walked in a green field in a green meadow
Down an avenue of trees
On a on a golden summer and the sky was blue
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You didn't have no worries you didn't have no care
You were walking in a green field
In a meadow through the buttercups in the summer time
And you looked way out over way out

Way out over the city and the water
And it feels so good and it feels so good
And you keep on walking

And the music on the radio and the music on the radio
Has so much soul has so much soul
And you listen in the night time
While we're still and quiet

And you look out on the water
And the big ships and the big boats
Came on sailing by by by by
And you felt so good and I felt so good
I felt I wanna blow my harmonica

Take me back there take me way back there
Take me back take me back take me back
Take me way way way back way back
To when when I understood

When I understood the light when I understood the light
In the golden afternoon in the golden afternoon
In the golden afternoon in the golden afternoon
In the golden afternoon when we sat and listened to sonny boy blow

In the golden afternoon when
We sat and let sonny boy blow blow his harp

Take me back take me back take me back
Take me way way way way way way way back
Back when I when I understood when I understood yeah

Oh take me way back when when when when when when
When when when when when when when
I was walking down the walking down the street and it didn't matter

'Cause everything felt everything felt everything felt
Everything felt everything felt everything felt everything felt
Everything felt everything felt everything felt so right and so good

Everything felt so right and so good
Everything felt so right and so good
Everything felt so right and so good
Everything felt so right and so good
Everything felt so right and so good so good

In the eternal now in the eternal moment
In the eternal now in the eternal moment in the eternal now

Everything felt so good so good so good so good so good
And so right so right so right just
So good so right so right in the eternal

In the eternal moment in the eternal moment
In the eternal moment in the eternal moment

When you lived when you lived when you lived in the light
When you lived in the grace in the grace in grace
When you lived in the light in the light in the grace
And the blessing
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#88
What about me?
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#89
(10-19-2011, 05:18 PM)ESAD Wrote: What about me?

I hear Clint Howard is available and looking for work.

Ring his agent.

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#90
Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#91
*snicker*
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#92
Here ya go, ESAD

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#93
ESAD:
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Heed the warning. haha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#94
I dont know shit bout AFB is he some douce ?
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#95
(10-19-2011, 05:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: ESAD:
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Heed the warning. haha

MAy be worth it if i see 10% what he did <3
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#96
Nice.

But then, I'm SAG and Equity . . . not CSA.
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#97
He isn't a douche. He's Craig T Nelson as Coach. Actually a really cool guy with an awesome cabin in the woods, which isn't at all as creepy as it sounds.
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#98
(10-19-2011, 05:54 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Nice.

But then, I'm SAG and Equity . . . not CSA.

STFU CSA.
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#99
(10-19-2011, 05:56 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: He isn't a douche. He's Craig T Nelson as Coach. Actually a really cool guy with an awesome cabin in the woods, which isn't at all as creepy as it sounds.

okeydokey i just thought that as general concensus here is im some kind of douche, just presumed be a douche.Oops
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(10-19-2011, 05:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: STFU CSA.

CSA - Casting Society of America.

They are the casting directors for films and television.

Sorry . . . thought you were familiar with the 'biz'.

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