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Fuck Ninja's and Fuck Pirates
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10-18-2011, 01:13 AM
Evil Robot Dragons are waaaay cooler.

I think we should rehabilitate pedophiles by setting them up on dates with midgets.

Some guys go for boobs, some for booty's, I go for low self esteem. I was always lazy and I didn't see why that should change in the dating world. Sure there's a lot of fish in the sea but when there's a few in the barrel you're going to eat that night.

If you don't sing opera... you are NOT a diva. Just another stupid cunt.

There is a sign in my neighborhood that reads "Slow Children". Now I get that your kids might not be the smartest but do we need to advertise it?

I was once kicked out of the stands at the special olympics for "laughing uncontrollably".


and now excuse me while I cut in the line to hell.
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10-18-2011, 01:14 AM
Im pretty sure you are going to hell in every religion.
Just a hunch.
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10-18-2011, 01:38 AM
(10-18-2011, 01:14 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Im pretty sure you are going to hell in every religion.
Just a hunch.

Probably. I've been turned down for so many cults I should just start my own.
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10-18-2011, 05:19 AM
Starting another thread in the intro forum?, Duch and LC are gonna taser your ass.

Drinking and posting, don't do it kids.
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10-18-2011, 06:04 AM
(10-18-2011, 05:19 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Drinking and posting, don't do it kids.

Hah! Look who is talking! you can talk.

I just assumed you had been holding classes on it, and Mikey had been attending.
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10-18-2011, 07:47 AM
(10-18-2011, 06:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Hah! Look who is talking! you can talk.

I just assumed you had been holding classes on it, and Mikey had been attending.

hah

A fucking Australian trying to pontificate to me about drinking!

hah

You really are one stupid ass motherfucker.
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10-18-2011, 08:50 AM
Mikey, you're weird. I like that. Carry on.
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10-18-2011, 03:24 PM
(10-18-2011, 08:50 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Mikey, you're weird. I like that. Carry on.

I'm like a retarded squirrel, amusing.
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10-18-2011, 03:27 PM


Fabulous.
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10-18-2011, 03:44 PM
(10-18-2011, 03:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Fabulous.

LOL too funny. Good call back.
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10-18-2011, 05:12 PM
Oh, I thought this was your coming out thread.

My bad.
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10-19-2011, 01:43 PM
(10-18-2011, 05:12 PM)Cracker Wrote: Oh, I thought this was your coming out thread.

My bad.

No I'm not homosexual but I am willing to learn.

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10-19-2011, 01:54 PM


Wow! Just wow! That's a first in Mock. We have a newbie that's gay, he's very personable so he may not mind telling you all you need to know about taking it in the ass. Good luck!
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10-20-2011, 02:01 AM
(10-19-2011, 01:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Wow! Just wow! That's a first in Mock. We have a newbie that's gay, he's very personable so he may not mind telling you all you need to know about taking it in the ass. Good luck!

Ok you must have missed the movie quote from Stripes.

Recruiter: Are either of you men homosexuals?
Winger: You mean like flaming or..."
Military Recruiter: It's a standard question.
Russel: No we're not gay but we are... Willing to learn.
Winger: Yeah would they send us someplace special?
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10-20-2011, 04:45 AM
(10-20-2011, 02:01 AM)MikeyA Wrote: Ok you must have missed the movie quote from Stripes.


That would have required sitting still for probably two hours. That won't be happening until I'm dead.

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