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#41
11-15-2011, 07:26 PM
(11-15-2011, 07:18 PM)username Wrote: I think ESAD is a type of dingle berry.

Dingle berries are a snack to a hungry hooker.
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11-15-2011, 07:36 PM


Fucking hell!
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#43
11-15-2011, 09:17 PM
(11-15-2011, 07:26 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(11-15-2011, 07:18 PM)username Wrote: I think ESAD is a type of dingle berry.

Dingle berries are a snack to a hungry hooker.

Whatever do you mean? Wasnme

Southern Mountain Cranberry, Vaccinium erythrocarpum, — also commonly known as bearberry, arando, and dingleberry, is a type of cranberry native to the southeastern United States. It is a deciduous shrub.
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11-15-2011, 09:20 PM
(11-15-2011, 09:17 PM)username Wrote:
(11-15-2011, 07:26 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(11-15-2011, 07:18 PM)username Wrote: I think ESAD is a type of dingle berry.

Dingle berries are a snack to a hungry hooker.

Whatever do you mean? Wasnme

Southern Mountain Cranberry, Vaccinium erythrocarpum, — also commonly known as bearberry, arando, and dingleberry, is a type of cranberry native to the southeastern United States. It is a deciduous shrub.

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#45
11-15-2011, 10:19 PM
Carsman is a lemon! hahahaha

just kidding Cars!

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#46
11-15-2011, 11:38 PM
No........... He is a grapefruit as big as my head. Smiley_emoticons_bussi and the nicest guy here.
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11-15-2011, 11:39 PM
errrrrr...........I'm not kissing his head there.
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11-15-2011, 11:46 PM
(11-15-2011, 02:06 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Chili peppers are botanically fruits, but are generally considered in culinary contexts to be vegetables

Dick, you fucked up... Read what you wrote. "Chili peppers are botanically fruits" Next read Duchess' response...

(11-15-2011, 02:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:
They ARE a fruit. All that sentence is saying is that cooks view/use them as a vegetable, a chef's opinion is irrelevant, you can't change a fruit into a vegetable just because, it is what it is.

So why are you confused? Duchess was just remarking on your big bolded sentence.

I would say that Dick is a Dragon Fruit (Pitaya), which are known for their laxative properties and unique pink color.

Since I am just strange, I'll call myself a Rambutan.
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11-16-2011, 01:05 AM
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11-16-2011, 01:10 AM
Cracker--eggplant.


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11-16-2011, 01:21 AM
(11-16-2011, 01:05 AM)username Wrote: Zerospheres:


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The Apple that bites back....
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11-16-2011, 01:31 AM
(11-16-2011, 01:21 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(11-16-2011, 01:05 AM)username Wrote: Zerospheres:


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The Apple that bites back....

The most likely person to make a creative (and sometimes biting) image out of a piece of fruit! Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#53
11-16-2011, 10:05 AM
Ninja is a lovely English plum pudding~

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today Maggot is a fruitcake Mini xmas tree hah

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Cladking is the fruit of the Egyptian date palm~

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11-16-2011, 10:30 AM
Maggotyboo can't be a fruitcake. I hate fruitcake!
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11-16-2011, 10:36 AM
(11-16-2011, 10:30 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Maggotyboo can't be a fruitcake. I hate fruitcake!

Imma passion fruit for you! Loveis
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11-16-2011, 10:47 AM
(11-15-2011, 10:19 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Carsman is a lemon! hahahaha

just kidding Cars!

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Thanks LC, you really do know, I make people pucker!

I think of you LC as a Kadota, tough on the outside, soft on the inside.

Maggot, I think of you as a Muscadine Grape- Tough Bronzed skin
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11-16-2011, 11:09 AM
(11-16-2011, 01:05 AM)username Wrote: Zerospheres:


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Holy shit, that's a great pic!
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11-16-2011, 11:16 AM
(11-16-2011, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(11-16-2011, 10:30 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Maggotyboo can't be a fruitcake. I hate fruitcake!

Imma passion fruit for you! Loveis

Aww, you are too sweet. Blowing-kisses
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#59
11-16-2011, 12:05 PM
i think Ramsey is an orange, the necessary fruit juice in a SCREWYdriver! Sarcastic

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11-16-2011, 12:18 PM
(11-16-2011, 12:05 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i think Ramsey is an orange, the necessary fruit juice in a SCREWYdriver! Sarcastic

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hahahha No but I deal with screwy drivers all day long!
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