RIP: Grasshopper

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[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

I'll happily stay middle class, thank you very much.

Isn't "middle class" a massive step UP for you from dirt bag?

[LuMPyPussy]

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:

I'll happily stay middle class, thank you very much.

Isn't "middle class" a massive step UP for you from dirt bag?

If you expanded your horizons, you'd see not everyoneis in the same socio-economic slump as you. ::aww::

[Lady Cop]

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EXCLUSIVE: After performing autopsy on body of David Carradine, forensic pathologist Dr. Michael Baden tells FOX News 'Kung Fu' and 'Kill Bill' actor did not intentionally hang himself in a Bangkok hotel room.

[Maggot]

He did it by mistake........like slipping in the shower.

[Luke Warmwater]

He did it by mistake........like slipping in the shower.

...with a raging hard-on.

[Maggot]

I just watched his last performance on a new show called "Mental" last night. He played a writer hit by lightning stuck in his own insanity encased brain. All ended well as the Doctors finally got him to open his eyes and get back to reality. Something that does not happen often.

[Luke Warmwater]

"Something that does not happen often."

And isn't likely to happen this go around either.

[Maggot]

"Something that does not happen often."

And isn't likely to happen this go around either.

Did you see it smegma breath? It was actually good. I watched the new series only because it was his last performance. :?

[Luke Warmwater]

I was talking about the "doctors finally got him to open his eyes and get back to reality" and in his current situation, it's not likely to happen...Get it now?

I have two or three episodes DVR'd but haven't had a chance to watch them yet.

[Maggot]

Kind of cool.......the doc that cured Carradines mental instability, got to screw Carradines characters hot model Daughter at the end. I did not think she was hot at the beginning of the show but towards the end she was on fire. Now I gotta find a pic.

[LKTraz]

His 3^rd wife said that he was able to tie himself up. Not a real stretch especially when you consider that he had exceptional dexterity and flexibility due to his martial arts background.

She had also said that many times she would walk in on him in the middle of some sort of self bondage sex act and just walk away leaving him to his own devices.

For many who practice self bondage, auto asphyxiation (gasping) is a natural progression.

I think in the end it will be ruled accidental.

[Duchess]

I went into anaphylactic shock once & while gasping for air to breathe I don't recall being turned on whatsoever...I've heard of that sort of thing, of course, but what an odd way to get your jollies.

[Cynical Ninja]

The moral of the story is, if you are throttling yourself and wanking at the same timeand you start to die, stop.

If you suddenly see a shimmering tunnel of light with Jebus beckoning you at the end of it, stop wanking.

[Duchess]

I really shouldn't have found that as funny as I did...Sometimes I'm glad most people don't know how warped I really am.

[LuMPyPussy]

The moral of the story is, if you are throttling yourself and wanking at the same timeand you start to die, stop.

If you suddenly see a shimmering tunnel of light with Jebus beckoning you at the end of it, stop wanking.

Unless you're Mill or Mud... then you start wanking faster.

[Cynical Ninja]

For Mill and Mud a plain old shotgun in the mouth would be more efficient.

[LuMPyPussy]

You're missing the point... they'd be wanking for Jesus.

[Duchess]

::laugh::