HEY YOU!

[ramseycat]

There is a great deal of sexual tension between you two.

How DARE you!!!!!!!

[Duchess]

Can't you feel it? I'm almost certain that's why Maggotyboo hasn't been around. He can't stand it. You're breaking his heart. You bitch.

[ramseycat]

Can't you feel it? I'm almost certain that's why Maggotyboo hasn't been around. He can't stand it. You're breaking his heart. You bitch.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't be mad Maggottyboo! MF don't mean nuthin!! You're the only one for me!

[ramseycat]

Besides I am not MF's type. I am a living breathing female. He only likes body pillows. They don't complain as much when his performance is less than satisfactory. Which is pretty much all the time.

[FAHQTOO]

I like Nickleback too...

[aussiefriend]

*nods*

So jealous, maybe that's why I am a bit cranky lately. I am so over people and their bloody problems.

[Duchess]

So jealous, maybe that's why I am a bit cranky lately.

You could always invest in a vibrator.

[aussiefriend]

ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

[Midwest Spy]

ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

You prefer a living, breathing, male companion?

Remember Aussie, a hard man is good to find!

If I was single and in your neighborhood, I WOULD let you be on top.

[Middle Finger]

Besides I am not MF's type. I am a living breathing female. He only likes body pillows. They don't complain as much when his performance is less than satisfactory. Which is pretty much all the time.

You're not my type because you're a bit too dopey to be honest.

[username]

ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

^^^ repressed female. Toys R Fun and a vibrator doesn't replace a guy, dummy.

But sometimes you just want to get off quick and he might not be around. *shrugs*

[aussiefriend]

You know User, I was out with the girls, and a couple of guys after work a couple of weeks ago. A rare outing for me, and the conversation turned to that, much to the men's amusement. It was kind of like 'sex in the city' sort of talk. There were some people there who swear by it, and others that just couldn't relate to it, I was in that boat.

[ramseycat]

You know User, I was out with the girls, and a couple of guys after work a couple of weeks ago. A rare outing for me, and the conversation turned to that, much to the men's amusement. It was kind of like 'sex in the city' sort of talk. There were some people there who swear by it, and others that just couldn't relate to it, I was in that boat.

You don't have a vibrator??? That is standard equipment for every female.

[Duchess]

It should be standard equipment for every couple too. Gawd people, some of you don't know what you're missing.

[sally]

ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[Maggot]

ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.

So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

Who was it that used body pillows? The name escapes me like a silent fart.

[sally]

Frank doesn't fuck the body pillows, he just nestles them between his hairy thunder thighs.

[ramseycat]

Frank doesn't fuck the body pillows, he just nestles them between his hairy thunder thighs.

Geesh Sally, now I can't get rid of that nassy visual.....

[Duchess]

I didn't think hairy thighs sounded too bad at all.

[ramseycat]

It's the thought of MF's hairy thunder thighs that caused me to shudder.

Of course Duchess you are all up in Big Sexy's grill so you probably want to be his body pillow. LOL