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[username]

I feel almost close enough to you to smell the baby vomit you haven't washed off your shoulder yet.

Dick, WAKE UP!!! It's just a dream. In reality you're smelling the putrid scent from your own lack of hygiene.

[IMaDick]

I feel almost close enough to you to smell the baby vomit you haven't washed off your shoulder yet.

Dick, WAKE UP!!! It's just a dream. In reality you're smelling the putrid scent from your own lack of hygiene.

I didn't mean to make you feel unappreciated user, I would still let you sit next to me at a party so the other guys would ask you to dance.

[aussiefriend]

This is bad, I just realised I am bringing my work to Mock. Not good. I am here to drown my sorrows not remember them.

You just realized this? Jesus Christ you're the most annoying person on the planet, even more than Ramsey. I just want to punch you in your stupid fat face everytime you post something. You are the epitome of an asshole.

And I'm not the only one who feels this way, you are one fucking annoying son of a bitch.

Oh go fuck yourself Sallybitch. Have another beer and feed your baby and chill the fuck out. You are so jealous of me it's not funny. Problem is no one gives a shit what you think.

And I'm not the only one who feels this way, you are one fucking annoying son of a bitch.

Great. Way to spill the beans about the double secret private room.

does not surprise me in the slightest. Nasty backstabbing bitches. You think I haven't realised about you two. It's been blatantly obvious to me for a long time.

[Duchess]

I feel almost close enough to you to smell the baby vomit you haven't washed off your shoulder yet.

Your post is addressing Cracker even though I'm sure you meant Sally, you drunk dumbass.

[sally]

You are so jealous of me it's not funny. Problem is no one gives a shit what you think.

does not surprise me in the slightest. Nasty backstabbing bitches. You think I haven't realised about you two. It's been blatantly obvious to me for a long time.

I'm not a jealous person, and you're not exactly a billionaire sailing around the world on your luxury yacht so I'm not even envious.

User was joking. There is no super secret room where we talk about you, get over yourself.

[Cracker]

I didn't mean to make you feel unappreciated user, I would still let you sit next to me at a party so the other guys would ask you to dance.

This is a bad mock. User may be a liberal, apologetic, vapid, PTAing (is that a word?) housewife, but she is lovely on the outside. I believe the Jews would refer to her as a "spinner."

She might let you hold back her hair to vomit after she drains the punch bowl, but I doubt she would recognize you before she put on her bored-mommy drunk glasses.

[Cracker]

I'm not a jealous person, and you're not exactly a billionaire sailing around the world on your luxury yacht so I'm not even envious.

User was joking. There is no super secret room where we talk about you, get over yourself.

Once you explain a joke, you kill it.

[Maggot]

Please pray for my dryer and me, I left a pen in my pants and the inside of the dryer is covered in ink. I'm dead meat I tell ya. Dead meat.

[IMaDick]

Please pray for my dryer and me, I left a pen in my pants and the inside of the dryer is covered in ink. I'm dead meat I tell ya. Dead meat.

Laquer thinner and your wifes best towel will save your ass.

[sally]

I'm not a jealous person, and you're not exactly a billionaire sailing around the world on your luxury yacht so I'm not even envious.

User was joking. There is no super secret room where we talk about you, get over yourself.

Once you explain a joke, you kill it.

Not when you're talking to Aussie. She'll continue to think I'm talking about her behind the scenes no matter what I say.

[aussiefriend]

Why don't you stop mentioning me in your fucking posts. Fixate on someone else I am tired of these Borderline Personality Disorders fixating on me.

[sally]

Why don't you stop mentioning me in your fucking posts. Fixate on someone else I am tired of these Borderline Personality Disorders fixating on me.

At the risk of mentioning you in this post, I'm going to say that I only mention you in the posts that pertain to you. Which I guess in your mind is every post.

[Cracker]

[Cracker]

For Maggot because it really doesn't have anything to do with the topic at hand and is completely random:

[JsMom]

You women give me shit for loving tits so much! There's a reason we (men) crave them, dammit!

We used to have a Friday boob thread in the nudity forum. No one has posted in that in quite awhile. *hint*

titties ( @ )( @ )

[ramseycat]

Maggot, use nail polish remover on the dryer. That should work.

[Duchess]

That shit is highly flammable. Have you ever dropped any on clothing? It eats a hole right through it. Poof.

[Maggot]

I used acetone it dries fast and it was handy for cleaning pvc off coins. Its the main ingredient in nail polish remover and it worked! I live another day.

[username]

I used acetone it dries fast and it was handy for cleaning pvc off coins. Its the main ingredient in nail polish remover and it worked!

I know it's not going to happen but it would amuse me no end if you turned the damn thing on high heat and it exploded.



Please???

[Maggot]

I used acetone it dries fast and it was handy for cleaning pvc off coins. Its the main ingredient in nail polish remover and it worked!

I know it's not going to happen but it would amuse me no end if you turned the damn thing on high heat and it exploded.



Please???

Zip it Kalifornication bitch. That stuff dries faster than the jism on your chin.