Who likes Dick?

[Duchess]

If Dick wasn't here I would miss him. If I think he's been gone too long I start threads about him or hunt him down like a dog. He's an obnoxious muthafucka but he's my obnoxious muthafucka.

[Lady Cop]

i like to taser Dick.

[Duchess]

You know how much I like it when you do that.

[Smegma]

Italians are white?

[Duchess]

*snicker*

[sally]

You are assuming I'm a racist because I don't want to live in a black/Hispanic neighborhood. That's not racist, it is pragmatic and honest. Several of my friends live in diverse neighborhoods. They have to shut the subdivision pool down several times a season (three different subdivisions, same area) because the black kids (not babies) think it's funny to take a shit in the pool. That is reason enough for Cracker.

My son has a black friend who asked if he could use my address because he's zoned for an all black school and can't deal with it there, the racist little shit.

[Middle Finger]

You are assuming I'm a racist because I don't want to live in a black/Hispanic neighborhood.

No, I was feeling that you are racist due the the tone and language of your past posts (all your posts in general).

[Midwest Spy]

Dick has had some great lines in the past. Some very, very good zingers.

Is he kind of a crotchety old bastard occasionally? Yes. Who cares?

I'd miss him if he weren't here.

[username]

Dick is like snot. You don't like it but it serves a purpose.




"Mucus is something everyone has, and some people wish they had a lot less of the stringy, gooey stuff. Sure, it can be gross to blow globs of snot into tissue after tissue when you have a cold or sinus infection, but mucus actually serves a very important purpose...."

[Duchess]

I'm amused & grossed out at the same time...that happens a lot in here.

[ramseycat]

He's alright. I don't like him like I like Maggot but he's cool. Sometimes.

[IMaDick]

Dick is like snot. You don't like it but it serves a purpose.




"Mucus is something everyone has, and some people wish they had a lot less of the stringy, gooey stuff. Sure, it can be gross to blow globs of snot into tissue after tissue when you have a cold or sinus infection, but mucus actually serves a very important purpose...."

Subliminal messages have no affect on me.

You will always get the wet side so stop complaining about it.

[Cracker]

Italians are white?

Not really. I already pointed that out to him but he insists on pretending he is a caring white man.

You are super white. I suspect you don't live around a bunch of minorities. Do Mormons count as minorities? Tell us some Mormon stories.

I liked him better when I thought he was Mexican.

I also used to think Dick was Mexican. I think he used to play Mexican.

[IMaDick]

Don't blame your assumptions on me pendejo.

[sally]

I thought he was a little beaner who couldn't speak very good english, and that was cute. Then it turned out that he's just an old white drunk. Son of a bitch.

[Cracker]

Hahahaha

[IMaDick]

I thought he was a little beaner who couldn't speak very good english, and that was cute. Then it turned out that he's just an old white drunk. Son of a bitch.

I would have to be as you describe otherwise why would I hit on you?

[sally]

I thought he was a little beaner who couldn't speak very good english, and that was cute. Then it turned out that he's just an old white drunk. Son of a bitch.

I would have to be as you describe otherwise why would I hit on you?

I get hit on by Mexicans all the time and I don't even think they're drunk. Just the other day one tried to put the moves on me while they were laying my neighbors sod.

[IMaDick]

I thought he was a little beaner who couldn't speak very good english, and that was cute. Then it turned out that he's just an old white drunk. Son of a bitch.

I would have to be as you describe otherwise why would I hit on you?

I get hit on by Mexicans all the time and I don't even think they're drunk. Just the other day one tried to put the moves on me while they were laying my neighbors sod.

Shave your legs and armpits and they will leave you alone.

[MikeyA]

Late to the conversation here.

I don't mind Dick. In fact he reminds me of my Uncle Rico. If only they would have put him in.... we could have won State!