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#1
12-09-2011, 03:15 PM


Why is Dick so uptight & tight assed, an absolute fuckin' buzzkill? Any idea?
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12-09-2011, 03:41 PM


I never see him laugh.
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12-09-2011, 03:46 PM
This made me laugh.

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12-09-2011, 03:47 PM


I think he might need a hug.
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12-09-2011, 03:48 PM
(12-09-2011, 03:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ths made me laugh.


So you are capable of it then...good.

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12-09-2011, 03:53 PM
(12-09-2011, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-09-2011, 03:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Ths made me laugh.


So you are capable of it then...good.

Let that be a lesson to you crunchy.

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12-09-2011, 04:06 PM
I have a tight ass but I am not uptight.
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12-09-2011, 05:16 PM
(12-09-2011, 04:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I have a tight ass but I am not uptight.

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12-09-2011, 05:20 PM
(12-09-2011, 04:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I have a tight ass.

Really? What's your secret? Stairclimber?

Feel free to PM some pics of said 'tight ass'.
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12-09-2011, 05:26 PM


I started a boob thread in one of the private forums, MS. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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12-09-2011, 05:47 PM
I credit my tight ass to the treadmill and squats. I guess I do get a little uptight when MF is here and I squeeze my ass cheeks together. For some reason he strikes me as an anal type of guy.
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12-09-2011, 06:51 PM
(12-09-2011, 05:47 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I credit my tight ass to the treadmill and squats. I guess I do get a little uptight when MF is here and I squeeze my ass cheeks together. For some reason he strikes me as an anal type of guy.

Don't kid yourself. Your squats and treadmill bullshit only make the skin on your flabby sweet potato ass have a slightly less disturbing shape. If your ass was as old as the age you act then you might have hope. Until then, shut your dopey mouth and make yourself useful by rolling me a joint or something and convert some squat time to maturing and getting a man.
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12-09-2011, 09:54 PM
(12-09-2011, 04:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I have a tight ass but I am not uptight.

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12-14-2011, 11:35 PM
It's because no one will drink with him. He gets drunk at weird times when no one else is around. He comes in here bitchin' and starting fights, and no one is here.
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12-15-2011, 05:43 AM
(12-14-2011, 11:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: He comes in here bitchin' and starting fights, and no one is here.


Perfect.

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12-15-2011, 12:56 PM
(12-15-2011, 05:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-14-2011, 11:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: He comes in here bitchin' and starting fights, and no one is here.


Perfect.

So in your world LC is no one and Duchess thinks that was perfect.



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12-15-2011, 01:01 PM


Go be miserable to someone else. I'm very happy today & I intend to stay that way.
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12-15-2011, 01:10 PM
(12-15-2011, 01:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Go be miserable to someone else. I'm very happy today & I intend to stay that way.

Stay away from the full length mirrors or for that matter any mirrors.

Don't worry LC you're somebody to me.

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12-15-2011, 01:17 PM
Dickie: Don't worry LC you're somebody to me.

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12-15-2011, 01:34 PM
(12-15-2011, 01:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Stay away from the full length mirrors or for that matter any mirrors.


I don't care that you think I'm a dog. Woof

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