And with that

[Duchess]

You'll come to learn that Dick is Mocks biggest bitch. That's all he does is bitch, every..fucking..day.

[IMaDick]

You'll come to learn that Dick is Mocks biggest bitch. That's all he does is bitch, every..fucking..day.

read it again, it was a comment/opinion, I'm entitled to my opinion just like you Duchess.

[Duchess]

Yes Paco you are & I would encourage you, as well as the others, to express it.

[LuciferLynn]

Pahahahahahaha! No worries. Im not easily offended. Certain subjects are sore spots with me, and instantly put me on the defensive. But for the most part, if I don't like it, I ignore it.

[Smegma]

Dick would make a coked out Lindsay Lohan frigid.

[IMaDick]

Dick would make a coked out Lindsay Lohan frigid.

I'm sure the neighborhood teenagers think that your saggy vein riddled titties are nice.

I just don't find them attractive at all.

[Smegma]

Frank asks that you stay on topic.

[Cracker]

He violated probation for a dui, so its not as if he's a huge criminal, but nonetheless. I haven't made up my mind. Its not a very merry Christmas around here.

Yeah, no big deal. Especially if he didn't take out a family of four drunk driving. Please don't explain that he didn't drive drunk again and just violated probation by getting caught with a handgun in a titty bar because it doesn't matter.

Now, let's try to figure out if you are a troll or just stupid:

First you said you work in the public sector. That, retard, means you are employed using public funds. Private sector means you are employed by an individual that owns a business, say...an automotive shop.

Liar or just stupid?

If you aren't a troll and really just spit out your dysfunction on the Internet, you should see a doctor about the verbal vomit. You caught it.

[LuciferLynn]

A) the shop i work in is not privately owned. Asshole.

B) He was barely over the legal limit and passed the sobriety tests. They were going to let us walk home since we were 4 houses away, but decided to administer a breathalyzer. Having one drink in our state puts you over the "legal" limit. He had two. GASP! His probation officer found an empty beer bottle in our trash on a surprise visit, left there by a friend of mine. Even though he didn't drink it, its in violation of his probation. The breathalyzer and the piss test showed negative, but they are making an example of him. Before you ask, the cops followed us from the restaurant we were at and puller him over for crossing the double yellow line, which he may have bc there were 2 illegally parked cars out into the street. It was either hit them or pull around them.

[IMaDick]

His probation sounds like that of a habitual offender to me how many Dui's does he have?

[Smegma]

Please don't continue explaining this, you're just giving people more material to mock you with. Unless that's your intent.

[JsMom]

Get her, Dick!

[Cracker]

A) the shop i work in is not privately owned. Asshole.

B) He was barely over the legal limit and passed the sobriety tests. They were going to let us walk home since we were 4 houses away, but decided to administer a breathalyzer. Having one drink in our state puts you over the "legal" limit. He had two. GASP! His probation officer found an empty beer bottle in our trash on a surprise visit, left there by a friend of mine. Even though he didn't drink it, its in violation of his probation. The breathalyzer and the piss test showed negative, but they are making an example of him. Before you ask, the cops followed us from the restaurant we were at and puller him over for crossing the double yellow line, which he may have bc there were 2 illegally parked cars out into the street. It was either hit them or pull around them.

A.) If the shop you "work at" isn't privately owned, you are posting on the taxpayer's dime. That isn't a good use of public resources. What kind of "automotive specialty shop" is run by big gov? Cop car shop? Do they know you live with a felon around your kids? Do your parents know?

B.) The criminal lifestyle is very interesting to me. I like to see what excuses people make, what stories they tell to avoid prosecution, and how they justify their law-breaking to normal people. Please, continue.

Do you have any business you consider personal? Because I wouldn't move in some man on probation to live with my small children while I wasn't legally divorced from my abusive husband. It all sounds mucho crazy-as-fuck to Cracker.

Please don't continue explaining this, you're just giving people more material to mock you with. Unless that's your intent.

Shhhhh.

[Duchess]

Do you guys want it to snow in Mock? Hahaha! Serious question. Conor asked me so I'm asking you. I'm totally aware this isn't exactly the place to ask it but...

[Cracker]

YES!


I will take a kilo, please, haven't had that shit in forever. Smegma reminded me people used to do coke and I missed it for a second...

[pspence]

Wow Cracker. Brutal.

[LuciferLynn]

Its his first, he has no other criminal history. Our state is very harsh and.must be in desperate need for money.

Where I work and who runs it is not your business.

My parents know and think he's getting the fucking shaft (my fathers words). They've known him a long time and know the kind of person he is.

Any more questions must be submitted in triplicate with carbon, no short hand & notarized.

[Cracker]

Its his first, he has no other criminal history. Our state is very harsh and.must be in desperate need for money.

Where I work and who runs it is not your business.

My parents know and think he's getting the fucking shaft (my fathers words). They've known him a long time and know the kind of person he is.

Any more questions must be submitted in triplicate with carbon, no short hand & notarized.

I wasn't really interested. Just fucking with you because you are too stupid not to post your dirty laundry online. Don't do that shit. Mommy boards would offer condolences, we don't.

Your dad sounds like a classy guy. hahahahahahah

Wow Cracker. Brutal.

I'm an honest person. I say what I think, and what other people think but are too afraid to say, because I am not a deceptive cunt. People know where they stand with me. Other people kiss ass incessantly because they are needy fuckers that want everyone to like them. Cracker doesn't care about that. Surprisingly, most people like me. Criminal types tend to avoid me because I am honest and call them on their shitty ways, but decent people like me. Even some of Jesus' people like me even though I know I am on about a thousand prayer lists.

If more people were like me, society wouldn't be filled with pathetic criminals, liars, cheaters, lay-abouts, and losers. People would think, "Hmm, that IS bullshit and I don't want to be a POS, so I'm not going to do that."

There is kindness in honesty that most people don't get to realize because they are too wrapped up in their own needs. I fulfill my own needs (except taking my own pic in the mirror) so I don't need gushing or approval.

And I'm quick as fuck. I rule the tards.

[Smegma]

Do they still make carbon paper? I remember using that shit when I first started working for the gov... jesus, do they still make typewriters? Man, I'm old.

[Cracker]

Do they still make carbon paper? I remember using that shit when I first started working for the gov... jesus, do they still make typewriters? Man, I'm old.

Huh. I can't remember the last time I saw it. People have copiers now so the need for carbon paper has disappeared.

Was she lying about the carbon paper, too?

Jesus, Lucy, you are named after a dead cat and you are hinky. Bad start.