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I say hello. I've tried to do this 3 fucking times already, but I'm at work and every time I try to do something, the GD phone rings, or my boss starts spying on me to make sure I'm not fucking off. Anyway, I know you're supposed to do an introduction and shit. I'm a 30 something semi divorced mother thats often been described as "surly" or "cranky" or "easily agitated". My very own Grandmother once said "That girls as mad as a scalded cat and twice as mean." Even as a child, stupid people pissed me off I guess. I stumbled upon the website while fucking off - I mean while I was working - liked what I saw, and have been trying valiantly since then to make an introduction. But I digress. I'm not naturally a bitch. The Bitch comes out when Stupid People are in the vicinity. Like right now. Theres a mouth breather at my desk. Christ, I hate a mouth breather. I'm diligently ignoring him, hoping against hope that he goes away before the little line of drool escapes his waxy lips and lands on my desk catapulting me into Code Red Bitch, which isn't the slightest thing like Code Red Mountain Dew. Go figure. Anyway, hello hello!
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Do you work in the public or private sector?
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Yay! A hater of stupid people. You're in the right place.
Tards should be wiped off the face off the earth and replaced with slaves. I'll take two, please.
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hi, nice to meet you.
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It's public, but I have my own little lair back here behind the scenes. Which makes Mouthbreather-At-My-Desk all the more annoying, since I go OUT OF MY WAY to stay away from people like that.
And another thing. I'm on the phone ALL FUCKING DAY LONG. By 4 PM, particularly on a Friday, my patience is long gone. Don't call me asking me about shit I've already talked to you about. Not if you like breathing anyway.
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i hope it's not telemarketing.  aggghhhhhh
so what were you looking up when you were directed to Mock? are you into crime? i'm quite fond of crime. 
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We get all pissy when state/fed workers post on our dime.
Other than that, I like her just fine.
Do you eat rice cakes, Lucy? (I'm not typing that name ever. Sorry, too long and I'm not invested in you yet.)
Did your estranged husband give you an STD? Did he leave you or did you leave him? Is it because you got fat? Fat people are supposed to be jolly.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Is middle aged spread a real thing or a cop out?
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Our mitochondria slow down as we age and our muscles start to deteriorate. Once you hit middle age, you have to account for these changes with diet and exercise. Or with booze and cigs. Whatever works for you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-16-2011, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Yay! A hater of stupid people. You're in the right place.
Tards should be wiped off the face off the earth and replaced with slaves. I'll take two, please.
Start with this retard who thinks the job comes second to posting on a forum.
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Oh great, another 'satan'ist. *rolls eyes*
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So original, I haven't seen that before!
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Come on Lucy, fill us in, nosey motherfuckers want to know. So hubby left because you are a bitch so much, he turned gay, you got fat? Does semi divorced mean he still shows up for a booty call, or maybe you do? Sounds like you revel in your orneryness a bit, maybe its easier than developing social coping skills. Welcome aboard
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That was one of the funniest introductions I've read, which possibly means I'm closely identifying with her frustrations with idiots at work.
What's the deal with all the fat questions, Mock members? Is that the worst insult you can come up with lately? I've got a nudie photo I should post.
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(12-17-2011, 10:20 AM)Smegma Wrote: That was one of the funniest introductions I've read, which possibly means I'm closely identifying with her frustrations with idiots at work.
What's the deal with all the fat questions, Mock members? Is that the worst insult you can come up with lately? I've got a nudie photo I should post.
Bitter Divorce= Somebody Got Fat. We don't roast the newbies anymore so we weren't trying to insult her, just curious. I guess she won't answer until she is back to work on Monday.
We felt is was OK to ask because she told total strangers about her personal divorce drama. That opened the door.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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Fyi cocksuckers. I left bc he thought being married meant he could put his hands on me any old time he felt like it. After filings pfa's and listening to his verbal vomit on how "sorry" he was and how he "didn't mean it" and "it'll never happen again ", I left. I don't necessarily care to discuss it further. And ps- I'm not fat.
Lucifer Lynn was my cats name. She's gone but still my favorite.
I came across the forum searching for something for work. I work in an automotive specialty shop.
Currently I am involved in a relationship with another man, but that can only be described as difficult. It hasn't always been but things are fucked up right now He managed to get himself arrested and is currently in jail. Hes been there almost 2 weeks, and has a court date 12-29, he will most likely be released then, but I simply can't have this with my children here. I am crazy about him but I have my kids to think about. He violated probation for a dui, so its not as if he's a huge criminal, but nonetheless. I haven't made up my mind. Its not a very merry Christmas around here.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(12-17-2011, 12:19 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Fyi cocksuckers. I left bc he thought being married meant he could put his hands on me any old time he felt like it. After filings pfa's and listening to his verbal vomit on how "sorry" he was and how he "didn't mean it" and "it'll never happen again ", I left. I don't necessarily care to discuss it further. And ps- I'm not fat.
Lucifer Lynn was my cats name. She's gone but still my favorite.
I came across the forum searching for something for work. I work in an automotive specialty shop.
Currently I am involved in a relationship with another man, but that can only be described as difficult. It hasn't always been but things are fucked up right now He managed to get himself arrested and is currently in jail. Hes been there almost 2 weeks, and has a court date 12-29, he will most likely be released then, but I simply can't have this with my children here. I am crazy about him but I have my kids to think about. He violated probation for a dui, so its not as if he's a huge criminal, but nonetheless. I haven't made up my mind. Its not a very merry Christmas around here.
Being dysfunctional is almost as bad as being fat. but being frigid is a deal breaker.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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So says you? Ah, well.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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