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(12-23-2011, 10:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: (12-23-2011, 08:41 AM)ramseycat Wrote: So I got a tatt at 40. It's small. It's not offensive. I guess I could have acted like a man and bought a Corvette.
And NO butt sex. Ever.
Well that pretty much fucked up Maggots Christmas.
Don't get all jealous of me sunshine.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(12-23-2011, 10:50 AM)Maggot Wrote: (12-23-2011, 10:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote: (12-23-2011, 08:41 AM)ramseycat Wrote: So I got a tatt at 40. It's small. It's not offensive. I guess I could have acted like a man and bought a Corvette.
And NO butt sex. Ever.
Well that pretty much fucked up Maggots Christmas.
Don't get all jealous of me sunshine.
Ya im real jealous of you.
I always wanted to be known for the size of my plumbers crack.
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(12-23-2011, 10:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: And thats just ONE of my assets!
Please explain the uses for a jumbo sized ass crack, thanks.
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(12-23-2011, 10:59 AM)IMaDick Wrote: (12-23-2011, 10:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: And thats just ONE of my assets!
Please explain the uses for a jumbo sized ass crack, thanks.
that's where plumbers keep their tools.
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(12-23-2011, 11:09 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (12-23-2011, 11:00 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: (12-23-2011, 10:59 AM)IMaDick Wrote: (12-23-2011, 10:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: And thats just ONE of my assets!
Please explain the uses for a jumbo sized ass crack, thanks.
that's where plumbers keep their tools.
Be nice to Maggottyboo Dickface or he will put one of his big wrenches in YOUR ass crack. Go get 'em honey!
His girl friend is a retard. He can't be all bad.
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Wow Dick, you shouldn't call your GF a retard. It's just rude.
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